In this story, Sunset ended up in Dimmsdale and became both Timmy's evil babysitter and magic-coveting, megalomaniacal nemesis
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"What do you mean you won't be home today?" Timmy asked his parents with dismay. "You said you wouldn't go out."
"Oh Timmy," Mr. Turner said with a shrug, "I say a lot of things I don't mean for my own benefit."
Dinkleberg came to the window. "Hey Turner," the man asked gregariously, "do you have my hedge clippers?"
"No."
"OK." Dinkleberg walked away. As soon as he was gone, Mr. Turner revealed his neighbor's hedge clippers were hidden behind his back.
"See," Mr. Turner said proudly to his son. "Lying gets me anything I want."
Mrs. Turner was slightly more sympathetic to Timmy. "Don't worry Timmy. Your favorite babysitter is coming."
The door slammed open, revealing a sinisterly happy Sunset Shimmer as the door. Timmy felt himself gulp.
"Bye Timmy," his oblivious parents called out, leaving him alone with the cruel redhead.
Timmy felt like a deer in the headlights. "So Sunset, how's it-,"
The mean girl lifted Timmy by the collar of his shirt to her face. "GOING TO BED, TWERP!"
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Sunset watched the brown-haired boy from a bush using binoculars.
"Keep thinking your safe Turner," Sunset said with a sinister hiss. "But soon I'll be ruling Equestria and putting that busybody princess in her place once I capture your....FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
From a distance, Crocker sneered while disguised as a picket fence.
"Amateur."
In this story, Timmy never had fairy godparents, and did legitimately find a Stone of Desire. This crossover would be more EG and less FOP.
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Timmy ran out of the gym, tears running down his face. He finally collapsed near the weird horse statue, sobbing like crazy.
"Why?", he wondered as he sobbed into the dirt.
Why was Vicky always so mean to him?
Why did his parents never believe him?
What had he done to deserve this?
He just wanted someone to be nice to him. Someone to love and care for him.
Why was that too much to ask?
After a few minutes of crying, Timmy finally stopped. He didn't feel completely better, but it felt good to cry a little bit. He pulled himself up.
Only to trip over something.
"Figures," Timmy muttered miserably. He glared at what had tripped him.
His eyes widened at what he saw.
It was the most pretty rock Timmy had ever seen. It was perfectly round, with all the colors of the rainbow running alongside it. It looked like a pebble-sized beachball. Timmy decided to pick it up. As soon as he held it to his face, Timmy felt his stomach rumble.
He wasn't surprised. He hadn't eaten since lunch, and those jerks ate all the food.
At that moment, Derpy walked out of the school, looking for the kid who left his shirt. Turning to the statue, she found him. Before she called out to him, Derpy's eyes narrowed at the brown-haired kid picked up something near the portal. Derpy rubbed her poor eyes to see better. Looking again, she saw the kid was holding up something shiny.
The boy in the pink hat spoke to himself. "I wish I had a muffin." POOF! A muffin suddenly appeared in the boy's hand.
Derpy dropped her jaw in horror. She threw away the T-shirt and ran into the school in a panic, shouting, "Muffin emergency!"
In this story, EG and the Fairly Oddparents are in separate worlds. Timmy is accidentally transported to the EG world after one of Jimmy Neutron's experiments went awry. The experiment also led to Cosmo's wand being fused into Timmy's body.
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"So Jimmy, how is this going to work again?" Timmy asked his brainy frenemy. Timmy was currently in the middle of Jimmy's lab, holding up Cosmo's wand and standing on some metal platform. When Timmy heard that Jimmy had a plan that involved his fairies' magic, he just couldn't resist.
The boy genius let a pedantic smile form on his face. "Through my power replicator, I believe I can transplant your computer programs' matter-generation abilities into other living beings."
Timmy stared at Jimmy blankly.
"I can make some other object grant wishes," Jimmy said.
"Enough talk," Cosmo bellowed. He and Wanda were sitting on a couch, eager to watch another of Jimmy's experiments. "Make with the science Professor Fudgehead!"
Jimmy looked to the side. "Carl."
"Yes Jimmy?" Jimmy's rotund friend asked, proudly holding up some remote.
"When I say 'go', you push the button, OK?"
"K."
"Can I hold up the remote?" Sheen asked excitedly. Everyone in the room silently glared at the twitchy boy. "Aww man!"
"OK Timmy," the brown-haired scientist said, "just place the wand on the platform and step back."
Timmy was about to do so when someone barged into the lab.
"Jimbo!" Jimmy turned to see how had burst in through the door and let out an annoyed sigh.
"I just had to show you this beautiful duck I found at a garage sale," Hugh said, showing off some ceramic duck. Cosmo and Wanda disguised themselves as a beaker and a flask, respectively. "See how adorable he is. He even has an adorable noise." Hugh started making obnoxious duck noises.
"I thought my dad was annoying," Timmy muttered.
The boy genius' patience wore thin. "Dad, will you just go!"
"Go," Carl parroted. He pushed the button. The machine whirred on, much to Jimmy's horror.
"Timmy you've got to-," the machine let out a laser beam that blasted the buck-toothed boy while he was still on the platform.
"AAAHHHHH!" Timmy screamed painfully. Cosmo's wand began to meld into his body.
"TIMMY!" Both Cosmo and Wanda yelled.
Hugh broke out of his shtick to look horrified. "Jimbo! One of your friends is-."
"CARL SHUT IT OFF!"
"I can't," Carl said, "it doesn't have a shut off button."
On the platform, Timmy was in so much pain, he couldn't move. Even so, he choked out a few words.
"I...wish....I...was...out...of...here."
Cosmo's wand lit up with a strange light. Instead of a poof, it let lose a horrific blast that released a ton of smoke.
When the smoke cleared, Timmy Turner was gone.
Flash was walking near the entrance to Canterlot High when he saw a bright yellow light forming from the the horse statue. Fearing a new adventure was on the horizon, Flash immediately texted Sunset about what was happening. He then decided to investigate. When he was ten feet away from the statue, a bright blast erupted, forcing the Canterlot teenager to cover his eyes with his arm.
When the light ended, Flash saw something had been dumped near the portal.
It was a boy. A short boy with brown hair and tan skin. He wore a pink shirt, blue pants, blue sneakers, and a pink hat. He laid on his hands and knees looking dazed. Flash's better instincts led him to help the boy.
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"Are you OK?"
Timmy felt himself horribly disoriented. He felt himself lying on his hands and knees. He was so tired, he couldn't even open his eyes.
"Kid, are you OK?"
Timmy, with enormous force, finally pulled his eyes open. He saw a pair of legs with jeans.
"Can you hear me?" He felt some grab his hand and pull him up.
Timmy couldn't believe what he saw.
It looked like some teenage boy. Only his skin was a weird light yellow and his hair was blue.
"Are you hurt?" He asked. Timmy shook with some anxiety.
"Who are you?" Timmy asked fearfully. "What are you? Why is your skin all yellow?!"
The kid looked amused, as if Timmy had just asked why the sky was blue.
"Why is your hat pink?" The teenager asked facetiously. "Do you need help kid?"
Timmy was still little dizzy. "I wish I knew where I was," Timmy asked absent-mindedly. To Flash's shock, a map suddenly materialized in front of the boy.
"How did-," Flash chocked out before something interrupted him.
"Flash!" The blue-haired boy turned his attention away from the boy and saw Sunset approaching him.