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// chapter thee: 
// Story: Mark Invents Microsoft Edge 
// by Faedelaide 
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Shadowmark Crimsonmoon is so happy that nightmare moon kiseed him on the mouth and now he owns microsoft.

He then calls everypony in equstri to his house over for tea. he says when theyre all there. "i am mr microsoft. I'm very cool. if you work at microsoft i'll give you a big kiss but not on the mouth tho no homo." and all the ponies clapped for him. he was so cool. Shadowmark Crimsonmoon then took all the ponies including nightmare moon (his girlfriend) on a hike to microsoft HQ. when everyone was inside except for Nightmare moon he closed the door on them. and they were like "whats the dealio broski i just wanted to take a hike."

Shadowmark Crimsonmoon then said "now you work for me forever. I am microsoft and I will pay you minimum wage." the ponies all cheered. wow. i hate the economy. I don't hate Mark tho. He's the best and the coolest and if you disagree then you're stupid and dumb.

gotem.