What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again

"LUNA!" Twilight explodinated Luna's bedroom window before entering through the ceiling. "YOU'RE MY MAMA NOW. HELP ME DO THIS PILE OF PAPERWORK."

Princess Luna looked up from her Heccbochs Too. Twilight had just interrupted a very important Royal Equestrian Meeting in Minecraft.

"PAPERWORK." Twilight repeated, dropping a metric ton of parchment on top of the console and inadvertently crushing it. She sucked in a deep breath to calm her nerves. "Paperwork is homework, as being a ruler is a work-from-home job. Therefore, as my mother, I come to you asking for assistance."

Luna silently grit her teeth. That Heccbochs Too took her entire allowance and three months' worth of collected taxes to buy. "Didn't I disown you?"

Twilight gasped. "You would never!"

Luna scratched her face... however well one could scratch using a hoof. "Who's your father then? As far as I'm aware, I have never been betrothed to any stallion."

Twilight gasped. Louder. "WHO'S MY DADDY?"

She was promptly banished to the Royal Canterlot Basements for being a national embarrassment.