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// Shakespeare 
// Story: Ponyville Villains Hospital 
// by Brian Sheil 
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Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". On this special chapter, our trio of former agents of bad doing good are paying tribute to William Shakespeare. 

The trio are ready to examine a young female pig. And, I'm not taking about Miss Piggy.
"Pray, thee nurse." Tirek said. "Who be-eth our next paitent?"
"This little piglet, sire." Cozy replied.
"Not piglet. Hamlet."

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"Remember," Tirek reminded, "we're doing Shakespeare here."
Cozy looked at the paitent. "Sounds more like bacon."

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"Say, this paitent looks like it needs a transfusion." Tirek said. "What's it's blood type?"
"Well, I think it's 2B." Cozy replied. "But, I'm not sure."
"Well, make up your mind. 2B or not 2B?"

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"Gadzooks!" Chrysalis said. "They have no shame."
Tirek studies his paitent carefully. "Say, I'm listening to this patient's heart. Zounds."
"Zounds what?" Chrysalis asked.
"Zounds terrible."

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"This patient wants Shakespeare," Tirek said, "she's getting Shakespeare."
"But, you're a doctor first." Cozy replied. 
"Right. Doctor First, Richard the second, and Henry the IV."

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"Me think we should take our leave." Chrysalis said. 
"Why?" Tirek asked. 
"Look at the time."
Everybody looked around. Tirek realized something. "It's the timing of the Shrew."
Chrysalis got a little miffed. "Are you calling me a shrew?"
"Well, if the shrew fits..."

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And so, tis time to take our leave from another chapter of "Ponyville Villains Hospital". Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Tirek say...
"Alas, poor Porik. I knew thee well."