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// Short 4. I May be a Butt, but You're an Ass! 
// Story: Crackfic About Butts 
// by Triple-Rainbow 
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“Hey Ass!” An apparently racist pony cried out, causing Cranky Doodle to glare at them. Oddly enough, it was Applejack, a pony he thought he had gotten along well with. 

She wore a bright smile on her face, not giving a care to the world about the mare buying apples from her cart. Nopony even batted an eye at her blatantly racist call.

“What did you call me?!” Cranky demanded.

“I said ‘Hey Ass’. How’s yer morning going?”

“Terrible now!” He yelled before storming off and being blocked by Pinkie Pie.

“Hiya Ass, why the long face?”

“Oh great, you too Pinkie? I thought we were friends!”

“We are friends, Ass. And it’s Balloonbutt. Unless you read about my new name with new Balloonbutt, if so, then I'm Mommy now. Anyway, why do you think we're not friends? Did Applebutt do something that made you think we don’t like you, Ass? You’re a great guy, Ass, even if you’re an Ass sometimes.”

"Stop calling me an Ass, you racist mud drudging mare!"

"Hey, language, Ass! It's not nice to call earth ponies mud drudgers. It's not like I said anything offensive to you, Ass."

Buck this town.