//------------------------------// // BUBBLEBEES!!!!! // Story: PINKIE IS ON THE CASE and Other Incredibly Dumb Tales // by SugarSong:D //------------------------------// "Oh, George,"Twilight said to her life-size cardboard cut out of the guitarist The Beefles,"Of course I love you!" Her Canterlot accent was ferocious, making even the kindest of animals shudder and laugh at her, not even thinking about her delicate feelings. On the other side of town, Rainbow was, for the umpteenth time, racing to make a sonic rainboom, to no avail. She still insisted on trying, even after she was dead tired, like at the moment. She had been flying for eight hours straight, and she could barely keep herself in the air. "RD, maybe it 'bout time you quit for today." Applejack was completely wrong. Rainbow should have quit hours ago. "No.... Must.... Boom....." Rainbow was breathing at an unhealthy rate, breaths deeper than any pony should ever take. "C'mon, sugarcube. This ain't healthy-" Rainbow pitifully flew into the sky, and flew as fast as she could. About halfway to the ground, she passed out and flew straight into Ponyville's library. Twilight was shocked by this unexpected guest. It was a good thing Rainbow had passed out mid-flight so Twilight had time to put the cardboard cut out away. "Are you kidding that totally wasn't George!!!!" Twilight shouted to no one in particular. As soon as she saw the condition Rainbow was in, she moved her to the closest person with any medical experience; Fluttershy. "Oh my, this is the third time this week," Fluttershy said as they arrived. "My ceiling is dying. The carpenters are making a lot of money, though," Twilight responded. "Um, Twilight, what's that?" Twilight turned around to see the cutest little bug ever, even cuter than the Parasprites. It was almost as if it was every cute aspect of anything was smashed on to a bee and turned into a glass like appearance. "I have no clue....." Twilight suddenly remembered the Beefles had a concert on the radio coming up soon. "Hey Fluttershy gotta run. I have a..... Book... About..... Books! Yeah! That's something I do, reeeead books!" Her smile was badly forced, as Twilight could not act. "Ok, Twilight. See you soon," Fluttershy said in a daze. What should she call this creature? Twilight left, but she barely noticed. The creature floated around like a bubble, but was obviously alive. It was such a cute little bug, but it had one stinger, which meant.... Well, that it could sting. For now, she decided, she would call it bubblebee. The bubblebee's soft puppy dog eyes twinkeled in the sun as it slowly floated around the living area. It floated with the breeze from an open window, along with the current, wafting, wafting, wafting.... The bubblebee swam around the room, and Fluttershy was mesmerized. Her eyes followed its every movement, every turn. It was having such fun, just floating along. The animals inside seemed to be mesmerized as well, but in a different way. Every bunny, every bird, chicken, lobster, cat, dog, owl, turtle, tortoise, EVERY creature got up and flew/crawled/leaped/walked out of the house, but Fluttershy didn't notice. She only saw the delicate little- The bubblebee suddenly thrust it's stinger at Fluttershy's head. The pain was unbearable, but she couldn't move; she wanted so badly to scream and run away, but she couldn't...... Couldn't........ Her thoughts slowly faded away as her brain was taken from her. Fluttershy had no oppinion on the subject, for she was turned into a mindless zombie. As the last of the brain was taken from what used to be Fluttershy, the bubblebee, or it's true name, Capneurocapit or something, left the room, leaving a lot of commas in this sentence. Rainbow began to wake up from her sleep, and turned to look at what used to be Fluttershy. "Woah, Fluttershy, what happened?" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh..........." "Ow! I never thought I'd say this but Fluttershy, please talk quieter," Rainbow said, every word drawing sharp pains to her. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh..........." "Fluttershy! Shut up!" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh......" "Aaaaaargh!" Rainbow painfully spotted up and left her house, leaving what used to be Fluttershy just standing in the middle of the room, saying "Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh" for hours and hours on end.