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// Creepy Thing 
// Story: Ponyville Villains Hospital 
// by Brian Sheil 
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Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good. 

The three look over at the strange creature on the table. It seems to be a blue furry bird type creature with three feet in a wheel pattern.
"Okay," Tirek said, "let's look at our next paitent. What seems to be the problem?"
"I think he has flat feet, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow replied. 
"Looks more like a flat tire to me." Chrysalis added.
Tirek came up with an idea. "Looks like a case of three left feet."

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"Three feet, Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said. "What do you make of that?"
Tirek gave a response. "Oh, about a yard."

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"But, is it serious, Dr. Tirek?" Cozy asked. 
"Let's face it." Tirek replied. "This bird has one foot in the grave."
"But, he has three feet on the table."
"That's nothing." The paitent said. "I have two feet in Cincinnati."
Chrysalis realized something. "That's six feet, Dr. Tirek. What do you make of that?"
Tirek answered Chrysalis. "Oh, about a fathom."

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"I certainly can't fathom any of this." Chrysalis protested.

And so, Dr. Tirek has performed another incredible medical feet. Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis say....

"Shall I call a specialist,  Dr. Tirek?"
"No." Tirek replied. "Just call a toe truck."