"Twilight!" Spike shouted from behind the window. "Twilight! What's going on?"
Twilight clutched tightly to Rarity, who in turn was hanging by a literal thread from her fainting couch™. "I don't know! We were figure painting, and then the door Rarity slammed open collapsed in on itself!"
"Hold on! I can't hear you! Lemme walk through that weird door over there!"
"Spike! No!"
Spike slammed open the slammed open collapsed door hard enough that it stopped collapsing. Twilight Sparkle felt a piece of herself leave her body, but then nothing else happened.