Okay this is my first human in Equestria Fic, I've read a ton of them so if I end up copying one or two things from somebody else's story I apologize cause it's gonna happen.I also want to thank Zephyr for pre-reading it for me.
Chapter one.
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"Ugh my head..."Came a rough voice deep in the Everfree forest, the usual "peace" of the forest had been disturbed by something magical happening.
The owner of the voice was a 13-year-old male human, with brown hair, blue eyes and roughly "6'0" in height and had a rough mustache and goatee.
Slowly he got up.
"Well, I've can barely feel anything but at least I have proper bladder control." He thought looking around, taking in the thick green forest enviorment. "I wonder where I am...Sweet, Celestia... Wait who's Celestia?"
The strange creature's eyes rested on four creatures, one with wings and was airborne, one with a single horn, one
with a.. Stetson? And an other bright pink one.
After a moment of silence, the first who spoken was the cyan colored flying one.
"Sup?"
"Okay, the flying horse thing can speak english,this just gets better and better doesn't it?" he thought
"You mean Equestrian, right? And what are you?" The lavender one with the horn asked.
"Okay, first: You...Can...Talk...."
Second: I am a human, I come from Earth.
Third: who are you, and where am I?"
"Well I'm Twilight Spar- "
"HAHAHAHAAHHA! Oh My God, are you serious? Your name is Twilight? HAHAHAHAHA! Who would call their child that?"
"Hey y'all best watch what you're saying about ma' friends!" Came a voice from the orange horse, with a southern accent.
"Oh my god, a horse with a country accent.... My life is complete." Spoke the strange creature, causing the orange
one to blush slightly.
"Thank you kindly sir but I'm not a horse, I'm a pony!"
"W-w-w-w-wait a second, pony.....sweet Celestia I'm in Equestria"
"Well duh, where else could you be?" Spoke the now recognized pink earth-pony, Pinkie Pie.
"Not important but that would make you Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle." Pointing to each of the ponies as he talked.
"How did you know that?" Asked Twilight.
"Ummm your famous of course everybody knows who you all are, but how the hay did I get here? Wait hay? And where are Rarity and Fluttershy?"
"They were too busy to come and... We don't know. We saw an explosion about an hour ago, so we came to investigate it, and we were told to bring what we find to the princess...Sooo." As she spoke the human became enveloped in a purple aura.
"HEY STOP THAT, I'M NOT SOME LAB RAT! NOW PUT ME DOWN!" a shocked Twilight, and she dropped him, making him faceplant into the ground.
Quickly recovering, he dusted himself off.
"Okay, I know your names. I suppose I should tell you mine... But instead, I'll tell you my nickname: Ice. And to prevent the further questions, I'm a Human." He looked proud while said this.
"Ooo-kay... But I really need to show you to the princess or she might think I've failed, and then she'll make me do a test and what if I don't pass I'll have to go to.....*gasp* Magic Kinder garden"
"Hold on Twi, I'll come with you, just don't pick me up with magic, deal?"
"Deal." she charged up her horn with magic and told everypony to hold on to each other.Ice was reluctant at first
but eventually decided to trust this small lavender pony and take a chance.
After a quick teleportation and apologizing to the maids for Ice puking on the carpet, the group headed into the throne room."Makes sense I can travel through dimensions feeling a little woozy but teleportation is off the list" he thought to himself.
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight called out while she and everyone else bowed.
"Ah! Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, what did you find on your investigation?"
"Well we met a strange creature called a... Hu-man...and he's right here." Ice looked up and waved to the princess, only to see her look at him blankly as if she had just noticed him got the first time.
"So, human, what are you doing here in Equestria and what is your name, may I inquire?"
"Well honestly I don't know why I'm but I tell can tell you my name it's Ice." He said trying not to let the pressure of talking to a princesses killing him.
"He's lying that's only his nickname!" Came a southern voice behind him.
"No I'm not lying, I'm only telling three-fifths of the truth, there is a difference you know." He responded to Applejack with a cocky smile.
"Three-fifths?" Celestia raised an eyebrow "This human is strange I will have to investigate his mental state"
"Yeah, you know I'm giving you three letters of my name, which has 5, so three-fifths." Ice crossed his arms and had a very confident expression while he said this.
The princess just stared at him before she broke the silence with the wrong word: "GUARDS!".Twilight looked scared,Pinkie looked well like Pinkie and Applejack just looked confused by the current turn of events.
Ice's reaction was simple however.
"Heh, I needed some sparring practice for Tae-Kwon-Do anyway!" he could hear shouting and the tapping of hooves as the guards neared the door Ice cracked his knuckles and said "Come at me Bro!"