The Quinjet landed just outside the gates of the X-Mansion, fire and brimstone surrounding the street outside the Mutant oasis. The hangar door opened, to which Cap and the other members of his team ran out, ready to battle. Cap charged forward with his shield in front of him and forcefully opened the gates, allowing the group of heroes to enter the grounds.
As they ran across the stone bridge that led to the school, everyone saw the Sentinels firing upon the school, and they didn't look like they were willing to stop either. Cap came to a stop on the other side of the bridge, causing the other heroes to stop as well.
Cap turned his body around and faced his team, "Avengers, no Sentinel is left operational. Understood?"
They all nodded with conviction, determined to send these robots to the scrapyard.
Cap nodded back and turned his body around to face the school, and the Sentinels, "MOVE OUT!!!"
Cap led the charge towards the entrance of the mansion, where two Sentinels were slowly approaching two young children. The young boy tried blasting the Sentinel with an electric blast, but it had no effect. The young girl attempted to crush the massive robots with her ability to alter the gravity around her, but the sheer size of the Sentinels made that impossible for her at the moment.
The two Mutant killing machines aimed their hands at the two youngsters, ready to eliminate them, but a sudden shout caught their attention.
"HEY, METAL MOUTH!!!" Knuckles shouted as he leapt through the air, reeling back a fist.
One of the Sentinels turned its head to face the Echidna, only to be brutally punched in the face by Knuckles. Pieces of its face tore apart from the monstrous robot as it fell to the ground. As Knuckles landed on the ground, the second Sentinel turned to face the Echidna warrior.
It would've attacked the hero had it not been for Hawkeye, who shot an explosive arrow right into the Sentinel's eye. Once the arrow exploded, the Sentinel stumbled back a bit as it covered its damaged eye with its hand. The Sentinel leaned on the mansion for support as the second Sentinel started to get back up onto its feet.
Knuckles smashed his fists together as the two Sentinels recovered and loomed over the two heroes. The two Sentinels shot beams from their chests in an attempt to incinerate the two heroes. Knuckles quickly jumped into the air and turned downwards before spinning his body around like a drill and burrowing into the ground while Hawkeye fired a grappling arrow at the edge of the mansion's rooftop and shot upwards to dodge the two beams.
While the two young Mutants made their escape to get to safety, the first Sentinel with the damaged eye turned its attention to Hawkeye, who was now on the rooftop of the X-Mansion. Before the second Sentinel could focus on Hawkeye, a red drill suddenly shot up from beneath the surface of the ground and delivered a nasty uppercut to the Sentinel's chin, causing it to fall into the other Sentinel.
As Knuckles stopped spinning and landed on the ground, the two Sentinels crashed onto the ground. Knuckles gave Hawkeye a thumbs up, to which the marksman responded with a thumbs up of his own. But their attention was suddenly drawn back to the two Sentinels, who were getting back up.
Knuckles sighed in annoyance, "How much does it take for these guys to stay down?!"
A sudden star, spangled shield soared through the air and struck one of the Sentinels in the face, halting its movements. As the shield returned to Cap, the other heroes caught up to Hawkeye and Knuckles.
"More than you think." Cap responded to the Echidna's question.
Black Widow took out her pistols as she said, "We've evacuated all the students near the entrance."
"Now we can get to the good stuff." Applejack added with a grin as she stomped her hoof on the ground.
Pinkie then pulled out her Party Cannon from out of nowhere and aimed it at the two Sentinels.
The two Sentinels got back to their feet and stared down at the heroes before them. The Sentinels then fired an Ocular Blast from their eyes, or eye in the other Sentinel's case. Captain America quickly raised his shield and protected his team from the attack.
The Sentinels weren't letting up as Cap started to skid backwards from the sheer power of the Sentinels. The other heroes were about to act, when suddenly.....
"HEY BUB!!!"
One of the Sentinels heads was suddenly removed from its torso by the sheer power of Adamantium claws. The Mutant quickly landed on the headless Sentinel's chest before bouncing off of it and stabbing the other Sentinel in the side of the head.
The Mutant kept stabbing the Sentinel's head with his claws as the Ocular Blast ceased and it started falling to the floor, its eyes dimming. Before the Sentinel fell to the ground, the Mutant removed his claws from the Sentinel's head and jumped off of it just in time.
As the two Sentinels crashed down onto the ground, the Mutant landed in front of the group of heroes before unsheathing his Adamantium claws. He then took out a cigar from his pocket and placed it in his mouth.
Wolverine smirked at Cap and the other heroes, "'Bout time you showed up, Rogers."
The two war veterans approached one another and shook hands.
"Logan," Cap referred to the Mutant hero, "Sorry we couldn't get here sooner."
Logan shrugged as they stopped shaking hands, "Well, everything has basically gone to shit, so, better late than never I guess." It was then that Logan took notice of the Equestrians and the Mobians, a confused look gracing his features, "What the fuck are they supposed to be?"
Before anyone could say anything, Pinkie zoomed up to Logan and latched onto his chest, "HII'MPINKIEPIEWHOAREYOUWHAT'SYOURNAMEAREYOUAMUTANTTOOWHAT'STHATINYOURMOUTHISITCANDYCANITRYITOHIGOTTAPLANYOUAPARTYYOUSEEMANGRYYOUNEEDTOSMILEMORENOTBEAGRUMPYMcGRUMPYPANTS!!!"
Logan turned his head to Cap and grumbled menacingly, "Get this fuckin' thing off me, Rogers!"
Without warning, a lasso wrapped around Pinkie's chest and pulled her off Logan, causing the Party Pony to land on her rump. As Applejack pulled back her lasso, she gave Logan a friendly smile.
"Before ya ask, don't question it, it's just Pinkie being Pinkie. My names Applejack, partner."
Logan folded his arms over his chest as he replied, "Logan."
Knuckles then approached the group and introduced himself, "I'm Knuckles. Knuckles the Echidna."
Logan nodded his head slowly before turning back to Cap, "After this is over, you're gonna explain what the hell is going on."
Cap nodded in response, "Will do. But right now we have students to save."
Logan took his cigar out of his mouth and threw it on the ground before stomping on it with his boot. He then unsheathed his claws and turned around to face the mansion.
"There are Sentinels around the back of the school, Summers and Fur Ball are protecting the students that are held up there."
As soon as he said that, an explosion sounded off from the back of the school, exactly where Logan's allies were protecting the students.
Logan sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose, "Summers, I swear you are fucking useless." He turned his head back to the heroes behind him, "Come on, let's go save their asses."
Logan dashed forward towards the sight of the explosion as Cap and the other heroes followed the Adamantium champion.
The group of students cowered in fear as they gazed at the battle unfolding before them. A Sentinel fired a laser blast from its hand in an attempt to decimate the leader of the X-Men, but he fired his Ocular Blast, overpowering the Sentinel's blast and striking it in the chest.
Cyclops turned around and fired another Ocular Blast at the second Sentinel's knee, causing it to fall to one knee. As it tried to get back up, a blue Mutant jumped on the back of its head and opened a panel. The Mutant then tore out the wiring and the circuitry, causing the Sentinel to short circuit and fall to the ground.
The blue Mutant landed next to Summers and gave him a friendly smile.
Beast and Cyclops then noticed Wolverine and the other heroes dashing towards them.
"Greetings, compatriots." Beast greeted his allies.
Wolverine came to a stop and folded his arms as Cap and the other heroes also stopped.
"Heh, you actually managed to pull your weight, Summers?" Wolverine taunted the leader of the X-Men.
Cyclops pointed a finger at Wolverine, "Back off, Wolverine. We have work to do."
Beast nodded in agreement before he noticed Cap and the others, "Ah, Captain Rogers. A pleasure as always." He and Summers then noticed their interdimensional allies, "And who might these creatures be?"
"Long story, we'll fill you in after we deal with the Sentinels." Cap responded.
It was then that four more Sentinels landed behind them, causing the ground to shake due to their size. The heroes all prepared themselves for a fight as the four Sentinels took a step closer towards them. As Knuckles slammed his fists together and Hawkeye drew back his arrow, ready to shoot, it was then that--
(End song)
"WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU FUCKING ADDED ME IN!"
Wait, what the hell?
Wait, where the fuck is that music coming from?
(Oh, author. It's cute that you think that you're in control of this story)
(I mean, are we really in control? We are voices inside Wade's head)
Okay, what is happening right now?!
"Okay, author. Take a step back while we blow your fucking mind."
Wait, what are you--
Okay, I just karate chopped the author's head and he's down, time for things to get fucking insane! Ahem, as all hope was seemingly lost, as the Sentinels approached the group of heroes and furries, all of the Sentinels head's suddenly EXPLODED!!!
(But how did they--)
(WHO CARES?! EXPLOSIONS!!! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!)
CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP!!! Anyway, as the four fuckwads fell to the ground in a messed up heap, kind of like when you get roofied in Vegas and can't remember why your ass feels numb. It was then that the amazingly awesome, the penis gushing, Merc with a Mouth appeared before our heroes as he walked away from the explosions behind him!
Ugh, what the fu--- WADE!!!
Whoops! Author's awake, gotta go! By the way, I did my entrance, you're welcome!
Wade you son of a-- HEY, GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE!!! Aaaaaaannnd he's gone.
Great.
Logan folded his arms in annoyance, "You've gotta be fucking with me."
Deadpool pulled out a Chimichanga from...somewhere.... and began eating....through his mask?
"Don't question it, author." Deadpool said out of nowhere.
It was then that Pinkie waved a hoof to the Merc with a Mouth.
"HI WADE!!!"
Wait.......HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!!!
Deadpool laughed like a madman and shouted out, "FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!!!"
WAIT!!!! THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!! THIS IS MY STORY!!!
Not anymore mutha fucka~
(End song)