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// Hawaiian Girl 
// Story: Ponyville Villains Hospital 
// by Brian Sheil 
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 It's time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

In the Operating Room today, a young human girl with black hair wearing a red t shirt and a tropical wrap around skirt lays on the table.
"Okay, Nurse Cozy Glow." Tirek said. "Where's the next paitent?"
"Right here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy replied as she points to the girl.
"Where's she from?"
"Hawaii."
"I'm fine. Thanks. How are you?"

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"Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said. "That's got to be the oldest joke since they renamed the islands."
"What we they called before?" Tirek asked.
"Sandwich."
"No thanks. I might get crumbs on the paitent."

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"Dr. Tirek." Cozy said. "This girl was brought to Equestria to demonstrate some Hawaiian dances when she fell off a platform."
"Why wasn't I invited to that Hawaiian party?" Chrysalis asked. "I can do the hula."
"I've seen you do the hula." Tirek said. "You're no great shakes."

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"I think she misses Hawaii." Cozy realized. "She's homesick."
Tirek was doubtful. "How can she be homesick when she's right here sick."

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"I mean she misses being in Hawaii." Cozy said.
"Oh." Tirek noticed. "I can fix that." He turns to the girl. "Hey, paitent."
The girl looks at Dr. Tirek. "Yeah?"
"Watch this."
Tirek waves his hands back and forth. Chrysalis was a little confused. "What is that?"
Tirek responded. "Swaying palms."

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"Wait! Nurse Chrysalis." Tirek said. "Do we have any napples?"
"Napples?" Chrysalis said with confusion. "I think you mean apples."
"No. Nappies. You put them in pies."
Chrysalis realized what Tirek is talking about. "Oh no."

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PINEAPPLES!


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 And so, we say 'Aloha' to another episode of "Ponyville Villains Hospital".
"Nice one." Tirek said.
Tune in again next week when you'll hear Dr. Tirek say....

"Listen, maybe she's not from Hawaii." He takes out a thermometer. "Let's take her temperature and find out."
"Oh." Chrysalis said. "That makes sense."
Tirek puts the thermometer in the patient's mouth. Moments later he takes it out and looks at it. "Yep. She's from Hawaii. Look. 5-O."

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