Let The Chaos Come

by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler

Chapter 1

One thousand years ago in the land of Equestria, A.K.A the time of Discord's reign of Chaos...

"No longer will you reign over us, Discord!" Princess Celestia shouted. "We will banish you from this land forever!"

However, the draconequus in question paid her no mind, simply turning the Solar Monarch into a giant cake with a click of his claws.

Cake Celestia was unable to speak, because cakes don't speak, so Luna spoke for her.

The Lunar Monarch declared, "Your Reign Of Chaos is over!"

Discord merely laughed. "I don't think so!" He proceeded to turn both mares into alicorn cupcakes. "You both look lovely as Alicorn Cupcakes. And if you just know, I got the idea from this mare named Sunny Starscout who's born thousands of years later."

But the alicorn cupcakes were still alicorns, and managed to banish Discord using the Elements Of Harmony.

On Earth... In London. Year= 2022.

Lysander's P.O.V:

After packing my bag, I decided to listen to We Will Rise Again by Dan Romer as I still had two hours left to go to school.

Yeah, I woke up pretty early. It's only 06:00 AM.

We Will Rise Again has been my favorite song ever since one of my friends introduced me to it.

I sang, "Let the chaos come

Let our houses freeze

The lights will all go out

But we'll finally see."

I love that line. Normally it just gives me the energy to smile, but this time there was a sudden drop in the temperature, snow began to appear out of thin air, my already chaotically messy house became even messier with all the mugs and glasses and just about everything flying around, and the lights turned off by themselves.

My school bag suddenly sprouted wings and took off.

I, bemused, asked myself, "What the fuck is happening here?!"

"Hey there pal!" someone exclaims, giving me a mini heart attack. I turn around to see... A creature with a bear's paw, bat's wings, deer antler, goat's leg, horns, and I think a lizard's tail. For some reason, it looks familiar...

I take a step back and ask, "Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Discord, the Lord Of Chaos!" It says with a smile on it's face. "And I'm the reason for all this chaos in your house!"

The name sounds familiar... "Um... That name doesn't exactly ring a bell..."

"How about the best draconequus in Equestria? The only draconequus in Equestria?" A bell popped out of thin air and he began ringing it. "Does that ring a bell?"

"Um... I'm sorry, but no, it doesn't."

Discord walks off to my wardrobe and fishes around in there for a while.

He emerges with a small plush toy in his claws. "Does this ring a bell then?"

I took it from him and hugged it. "That's my long lost Discord plushie!"

"Do you notice anything else?" he asks, adding a fake cough.

I looked at my plushie and then at him. As I looked back and forth, I gasped. "You're the real life version of Discord! The Discord from Equestria!"

Discord yawned. "Finally, you figured it out. Yes, I am the Discord from Equestria. If you truly liked me so much that you had a toy version of me, and you kept your house so chaotic, then you would've recognized me straight away."

"Sorry," I rub the back of my neck. "I haven't been getting that much sleep lately because I have to wake up early for school."

"I guess that's why your wardrobe is so messy that plushie me became long lost?"

"Heh, well, what can I say? I've never been one of those people who are so organized and must see everything so fucking tidy that they literally drive you up the wall by going on and on about it. I've always been the type to pile things up and leave tidying for tomorrow. And if I need something, I just toss everything to the other side of the room to find it." I laugh as I recall the first time one of my friends had come to my house. "You know, the first time one of my friends came over, he was so fucking shocked that he asked, 'Man, did a fucking tornado hit your house or something? Cause it's so damn chaotic!'"

Discord laughs and pats me on the back. "We're going to be the best of friends, buddy. But you never told me your name."

"How impolite of me. My name's Lysander."

"Are you Greek or something?"

"No. My parents read some book and named me after one of the characters in it."

"Alright. Moving on, would you like me to make your house 2000% more chaotic?"

"I'd love that." I try to move my legs but am unable to as they're covered in frostbite. "Um, Discord, could you put the temperature and electricity back to normal?"

"Sure buddy."

With a click of his claws, the lights turn back on, and the temperature returns to normal.

The frostbite on my legs magically disappear, and I can move my legs again.

"Thanks."

As we walk down the stairs, while Discord makes everything 2000% more chaotic, a thought pops into my mind.

"Hey, Discord?"

"Yeah?"

"How did you get here? Like you were in Equestria... And now you're here..."

"The answer to that is so obvious, even the bananas could've answered it! When the two royal alicorn cupcakes were using the Elements Of Harmony to banish me, you were singing your song and I got banished here instead of being turned to stone."

At that very second, my alarm goes off, signalling that it's time to start walking to school. "I'm going to school now, and I really need my bag. Could you take the wings off it?"

Discord does that, and then I get an idea. "Discord, do you want to... Come to school with me?"

"We'd be able to cause chaos there, right?"

I nod. "Yes. But you need to disguise yourself."

He turns into a toy version of himself.

"Toys aren't allowed at school. Try disguising yourself as... My watch!"

"Alright. But before I do, there's one thing."

"What is it?"

"Have you heard of telepathy?"

"Yeah. I've come across the word a couple of times while reading pony stories."

"In your school, I'm assuming they don't let you talk at class time. So..."

"Yeah, you can totally make a telepathic link between us."

He clicks his claws and as he turns into a cute Discord watch, he telepathically tells me, It's done.

Then we're all set to go.

I put the watch on, and then start walking to school.

The first class is maths, but I don't think it's going to be boring as usual.

This time, I've got Discord with me.

As I put my bag next to my desk and sit, I grin.

Today, we're gonna cause a lot of chaos, Discord!

Indeed we will.