//------------------------------// // Dog // Story: Ponyville Villains Hospital // by Brian Sheil //------------------------------// And now, "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good. It's another day in the Operating Room as the three reformed baddies are ready to get to work again. "Okay, Nurse Cozy Glow." Tirek said. "Where's the next paitent?" "He's right here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow replied. Tirek flifted up the sheet, and sees a dog lying on the table. "It's a dog!" Tirek realized. "I hope it don't have fleas." "Why not?" Chrysalis asked. "I'd hate to start from scratch." πŸΆπŸ•πŸ©πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸΆ "What kind of dog do you think it is, Dr. Tirek?" Cozy asked. "Ask him what time it is." Tirek answered. "Why?" "Maybe it's a Watchdog." βŒšπŸ•›πŸ•›β±πŸ•›βŒš "Or, it could be a guard dog." Tirek said. "I spoke to Spoiled Rich recently. She told me that one of her marefriends was attacked by her own guard dog." Chrysalis got intrigued. "Doberman Pinscher?" "No, Doberman BIT her." 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 "Nurse Cozy Glow," Tirek said, "where's did you find this little fella?" Cozy gave Tirek a comical answer. "At the Lost and Hound department." πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ™‚πŸ˜ "I wish this dog was a daschund." Tirek said. "Why?" Cozy asked. "I'd like to get a long little doggie." πŸ€ πŸ‘’πŸ€ πŸ‘’πŸ€ πŸ‘’ And so, once again, Dr. Tirek has taken the bulldog by the horns. Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis say... "Dr. Tirek, it looks like this poor little puppy is running a fever." "In that case," Tirek replied, "go get some mustard." "Mustard?" "Sure. That's what you put on a hot dog."