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// Discord 
// Story: Ponyville Villains Hospital 
// by Brian Sheil 
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Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.

When Chrysalis came into the Operating Room, she sees the Tirek is looking a little uneasy. 
"Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said. "You don't look so good. Is something wrong?"
"Sorry, Nurse Chrysalis." Tirek replied.  "I'm still in shock from my last patient."
"But, you cured him."
"You don't call that a shock?"

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"Well," Cozy Glow said, "here's the next one."
"Shock or paitent?" Tirek asked.
"Both."
Tirek lifted the sheet and sees that it's Discord, the Master of chaos. Everybody got a big surprise seeing him.
"I'm not sick." Discord said. "I'm just here for laughs."
Chrysalis looked at Discord smugly. "Boy, are you in the wrong place."

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"As long as I'm here," Discord informed, "I would like to donate my body to science."
"With a body like that," Tirek said, "you should donate it to science fiction."

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"Donate your body?" Cozy gasped. "Shouldn't you be dead first?"
"Who cares?" Discord said. "I believe in reincarnation."
"Oh." Chrysalis said. "What would you like to come back as next time?"
"How should I know? I don't know what I am this time."

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And, this marks the end of another episode of "Ponyville Villains Hospital".
"That's our announcer." Tirek told Discord.
Tune in again next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis say...
"Doctor, Tirek. Should we operate on him?"
"Yes." Tirek answered. "I am going to remove a vital organ like I've done many times before while singing a popular song by Paul Simon."
"Terrific!" Discord cheered. "What the song called?"
"50 Ways to Leave Your Liver."