My Giant Dinobots

by Ultron 5


Sludge Cake

Grimlock ran at the Ursa but got hit by it and went flying in the air. A small Pony was getting tucked in by his mother and father.

"What if there is a monster in my closet".

"Don't worry my sweet little foal no monsters will get you".

Immediately as the mother said that to her foal Grimlock came flying through the front of the house in the view of the three ponies. They were staring in awe as Grimlock got back onto his feet. He noticed them and said "Sorry about that".

He left the crumbled house and started running towards the Ursa Major. He prepared to swing his sword right into the Ursa Major's eyes. He missed only grazing it's face and as he ran by but, he saw a new target. Grimlock quickly recovered and sunk the sword right into it's knee. It gave out a loud shriek as blood started to run from it's wound. It swatted Grimlock to the side only too miss and get stabbed in the foot. Grimlock hit again only to be tossed to the side. Grimlock had to come up with a plan but what he had to work with was minimal. He did not need to worry though when he heard a familiar pair of wings flying towards him.

"Hey Grimlock need a hand"?

"Swoop use your missles to distract it".

"Alright then".

Swoop started too shoot at the Ursa Major and it seemed to be working well. Swoop shot a few more barrages before the Ursa Major fell down with a loud thud.

"See that wasn't so hard".

"It never is that easy. I also think you just made it angrier".

As if almost on qeue the Ursa stood back up and turned around to face Swoop and gave out a loud roar. They both started to high-tail it out of there. "Grimlock what do we do"?

"We need a plan".

"What kind of plan".

"A plan".

"We can't just run away and have it chase us".

"Let's see here..... SWOOP LOOK OUT"!

Swoop was greeted to the sight of a large chunk of debris heading right towards him.

"AH SCRAP"!

Swoop had crashed onto the ground with the debris on top of him.

"Looks like it's up to me now".

Grimlock was looking for anything useful to beat the Ursa. It being on his heels was not helping either. Something caught his eye and quickly pulled off in the direction towards it. It was the Ponyville Town Hall. Grimlock turned around to face the Ursa going into dino form and charged right at it. Grimlock turned swiftly as they where about to collide. Grimlock then proceeded to run by the Ursa's side and shoot fire onto it. Grimlock repeated this maneuver multiple times while leading it in the direction of the town hall building. Grimlock this time ran toward it's right front leg, the one that he wounded, and prepared to ram into it. With a loud crash the Ursa collapsed in the allowing Grimlock time. He took off in the direction of Ponyville Town Hall. He started to climb the town hall building and he could feel that it would collapse under his weight at any moment. The Ursa had gotten back up and ran towards Grimlock. The Ursa was almost about to crash into the building, and at the right moment Grimlock jumped off of the building right onto the Ursa. Grimlock sunk his sword into the Ursa Major where the spine met the skull. The Ursa let out a huge roar before it collapsed to the ground. It was dead.

"Well that was something" said Swoop as he caught up to Grimlock.

"Are you okay from that debris"?

"Yeah, I'll be fine".

"So how did you know I needed help"?

"I didn't, I had gone out for a short fly and I heard the commotion so I went to it. When I arrived I found you and this thing".

The commotion that had just occurred pretty much woke up any sleeping ponies. They waited until the commotion stopped and all ponies shuffled out of their homes to see what all the noise was about. They all started crowding around the dead Ursa Major. "Is anypony hurt" asked Twilight as she ran up to the scene.

"Me and Swoop are okay".

"Don't you mean Swoop and I".

"No I meant Me and Swoop are okay".

"It's called manners".

"Hmm".

"Never mind".

"Boy Grimlock you cut through that thing like Beryllium Bologna" added in Swoop

"You mean Cesium Salami".

"No BERYLLIUM BOLOGNA"!

"CESIUM SALAMI"!

"Okay calm down you two".

Grimlock and Swoop stopped arguing. "I think everypony should go back to bed".

"Man I could go for some stasis".

"Me too Swoop. See you in the morning".

Swoop flies off to Rainbow's and all the crowd starts to head back to their homes. "What do we do with the body" asked Grimlock.

"I'll send Princess Celestia a note saying we'll need it removed".

"What do we do know".

"Sleep".

It was a good few well deserved cycles of stasis for Grimlock. He had data streams of Cybertron and all of the other Autobots. It was finally morning when Grimlock awoke to Twilight trying to get him up.

"What's wrong"?

"I was going to head down to Sugar Cube Corner to get some pastries and decided for you to come with me".

"Isn't that where Sludge is staying"?

"Yep".

"Alright then".

As they got fairly close to Sugar Cube Corner a putrid smell filled the air.

"Eww that is a awful smell".

"What is it"?

"I don't know but something tells me it has to do with Pinkie and Sludge".


They arrived at Sugar Cube Corner to see a interesting spectacle. There was a stand set up in front with Sludge in dino form and Pinkie manning it. A strange food was on the stand being sold by them. "Oh hey Twilight how are? DID YOU COME TO TRY SLUDGE'S RECIPE? C'MERE TRY SOME".

"Pinkie we came to get some pastries but now we are wondering what in Equestria that smell is".

"Oh that, it's just Sludge's recipe".

"Eww Pinkie I don't wanna eat that".

"Come on try it it's really good. Sludge and I made made the recipe and we both baked it".

"Pinkie what did you use to make these..."

"Sludge Cakes, oh just the usual but, I can't tell you the rest it's a secret recipe".

"Anything posionous in it".

"No silly Twilight. Why would we put anything posionous in it".

Pinkie had pushed Twilight up to the stand. Sludge looked down at Twilight and gave her a warm smile only in a way a robotic brontosaurus could. The cake looked like it was brown blob of chocolate and burnt icing. "So you gonna try it Twilight"?

"I don't know Pinkie".

Twilight looked up to see Sludge giving her a sheepish look. She could tell by his look that he really wanted her to try it. Twilight cringed but then spoke "Fine".

"YAY" both Sludge and Pinkie cheered in unison.

Sludge reached down and handed Twilight a cake with his maw. "Thanks".

They both watched in anticipation as she was about to take a bite. She moved it closer to her mouth which made Pinkie and Sludge have more anticipation. The bite had come down. "HUUUUUUUH" Pinkie gasped with amazement.

Twilight proceeded to chew. Sludge and Pinkie watched as Twilight contemplated what she was eating. GULP. "So what did you think"?

"You know Pinkie and Sludge it isn't actually that bad. To tell the truth it's pretty tasty".

"Yay, see Twilight it wasn't that bad".

"You were right. It may have smelt funny and not looked tasty but it was. Also I was kind of in question of Sludge's baking skills but I was wrong. You know this makes me think of a saying".

"What is that Twilight"?

"Don't judge a book by it's cover".

"OH SILLY TWILIGHT NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH BOOKS".

"It's an expressi..... never mind".

Grimlock spoke up "Sludge you learn anything about Eqeustria"?

"No not yet".

Twilight said "Grimlock I agreed to teach lessons to all the Dinobots while my friends agreed to teach the simple stuff. Like mannerisms, what we do around Ponyville or Equestria kinda things".

"Oh".

"That reminds me Sludge today is your lesson".

"Do I have too"?

"Yes, you do Sludge I had too now it's your turn".

"Fine".

"Aww Twilight please don't take sludge away from me just yet".

"Sorry Pinkie I won't keep him for too long".

"You better not, we still have all this Sludge Cake to sell".

"I Pinkie Promise. Cross my heart, hop to die, stick a cup cake, no Sludge Cake in my e..OWW. That always hurts".

"Don't worry Twilight you'll get used to it eventually".

"Alright Pinkie I'll bring him back soon".

"What do I do"?

"Oh yeah that's right Grimlock. Just walk around town or visit the other Dinobots".

As soon as Twilight said that Rainbow Dash came flying into the scene. "Hi guys".

"Hi Rainbow".

"Twilight, Swoop and I where going to have a race and wanted to know if you would like to see it".

"Sorry Rainbow I can't I have to teach Sludge about Equestria but, Grimlock could watch".

"Alright then, what about you Pinkie".

"Can't gotta sell Sludge Cake".

"Okay then come on Grimlock lets go".

Both Grimlcok and Rainbow said "See you guys later".

They had arrived at where the race was going too be held. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were there as well as a few other ponies. The Cutie Mark Crusaders saw Rainbow and Grimlock walking up. At this they dashed towards them. "Rainbow Dash is that another Dinobot that's with you" inquired Scootaloo.

"Yes".

"Ohh let's see his dino form" said Sweetie Belle.

"Okay then" replied Grimlock. Before their eyes he transformed into his T-Rex form. They watched in awe as his body folded, moved, and twisted. "There what do you think"?

"That sure us som'thin" replied Apple Bloom.

Swoop comes over to the group "Rainbow you ready for this race"?

"You bet I am".

"Get ready for your can to get kicked".

"Please I am the fastest flyer in Equestria".

"That may be. Let's see if those qualify for Cybertronian standards".

The race track was an obstacle coarse of clouds. Swoop and Rainbow readied themselves at the starting point. "ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO"!

They were off in a flash. Swoop was going pretty fast, nearly on Rainbow's heels. Rainbow looked behind to see how close Swoop was. She saw him right behind her so she sped up. The crowd was cheering for the race between the two not who would win. Swoop had accidently made to sharp of a turn and went through a patch of clouds. Rainbow saw that this had disoriented Swoop, so she took the chance to get far ahead. Swoop wasn't about to let up though he sped up dodging all the obstacles. They where doing figure eights around clouds, going through them, avoiding them, even using them to their advantage. It was the last lap and Swoop was close to Rainbow they were neck and neck. Grimlock watched as the passed the final cloud patch a few meters from the finish line.....

WOOSH

Both Swoop and Rainbow passed the finish line. Both had come back to the ground and Grimlock ran up to the two exhausted racers and asked "Are you guys okay".

"Yeah were fine but, who won" both Swoop and Rainbow asked.

Scootaloo ran up and said "Feather Weight got a picture of who won let's see it".

Feather Weight came up with the picture in hoof and handed it to Scootaloo. "We have to wait for it to come into focus......OH MY".

"What is it Scootaloo" Rainbow demanded to know

"You guys tied".

"What" both Swoop and Rainbow asked in unison.

"Yep see for your selves".

She hands them the picture. "I can't believe it" said Rainbow.

"Neither can I, Grimlock you obviously know that I would've won. This has to be rigged".

"I don't think this was rigged Swoop".

"Yeah you callin me a cheater".

"No" replied Swoop back to Rainbow's comment.

"Alright you two stop before this gets ugly".

"Fine" both replied.

At the end both Swoop and Rainbow shook wing and hoof. They both did a victory lap around the track to celebrate.
Swoop and Rainbow had admitted they were both stunned by the outcome but they didn't let that get in between them.
"Gongrats, to both of you".

"Thanks Grimlock" both victors at the same time

"You know we should make it an official celebration by having some Sludge Cake and Cesium Salami".

"You mean Beryllium Balogna Grimlock".

"No I me... okay Beryllium Balongna it is. Thats of course if the place has any".

They all laughed at that statement as they headed to Sugar Cube Corner to celebrate.