Death. A concept that most people forget until it is breathing down on their necks. It is only at that moment they realise, a rude awakening of sorts. They will then viciously try to find a way out, to outsmart death ? Laughable. No one, no pony for that matter can escape death. It’s game set and match….
I coughed blood as I leaned weakly against my sword. “Urgghgh, What am I even saying ?” The wolf growled at me, unscathed by my efforts to bring it down. In fact most of the time I was dodging it’s relentless attacks and gale force winds it was throwing at me. Tiredness was upon me, my lungs were hurting along with a couple of broken bones.
“Huh. Guess this is the end….again.” Why am I tasting fear in my soul ? I mean I already experienced death before, albeit it being painless, I know it’s not the end.
The giant wolf pounced once again. I was too slow to roll out of it’s way.
“Ackkkk !” I felt it’s canines sinking into my body. The pain, unbearably torturous. I wiggled and twisted, using my floating sword, albeit faltering in movement to prod it. The prodding worked and it spat me out against the tree. I heard a crack and immense amount of pain generating on my right wing. Drat, It's seems flying is out of the option as well. Should've escaped with those wings when I spotted the wolf. Why do I always have to so naive ? It's wind magic surrounded me, lifting me up higher and higher. I was above the trees.
What is trying to do ? " You got to be kidding me !" The wolfs mouth was opened wide, in its centre a green ball of swirling winds was forming, growing bigger every second.
Mr Big Bad Wolf wasn't trying to eat me. He was trying to blow me away....into pierces of flesh and gore. Literally and figuratively. Think Thomas, THINK ! Okay ! I got a really stupid idea. As I fell towards the sphere of fierce winds, I called upon the last drops of power I had into the blade, forming whirls of gale force winds around the blade as I neared the wolf.
My blade collided with the sphere, Plunging me into a cloud of darkness.
"I AM THE DARK LORD ! THOSE WHO DO NOT SURRENDER WILL BE DESTROYED, INCLUDING YOU !"
What the hell ? I groaned as I shakily stood up, every part of my body on fire. I was in a cage. A really rusty cage. I stared at the ranting pony in front of me as he screamed like a lunatic. He wore a black cloak that covered his whole body. His muzzle snake-like. My jaw fell. "Dark Lord, Black cloak and snake-like muzzle." That and I could sense some chaos on him. Definitely an anomaly. "Uh....excuse me ?"
He definitely heard me as his head whipped towards me fast, so fast that he tripped on his cloak and fell flat on his rump. I could not help but laugh. Is this really Voldemort ?
He scowled at me while he got back to his hooves. "How dare you mock the Dark Lord ! Avocado Conundrum !" Are you serious ? I laughed knowing full well that spell was suppose to kill. "Yo, Voldemort, it's Avada Kedavra. I mean, what does Avocado Conundrum do anyway. Beans your foe with Avocados ?" *SPLAT !* Had to open my mouth.
"Haahahahahahha ! Fool, do not underestimate my throwing abilities....and my Avocados ! Oh, my name is Top Riddle ! Not Moldymort."
"Voldemort." I corrected as I wiped the Avocado off my face. I could not help but smile when he said his name. Tom or should I say Top than began to pull the rusty cages with a rope.
"Ohhhh, the mistress will be so pleased that I managed to catch a trespasser." Top said to himself.
Wait. That is interesting. Voldemort has a master ? This Equestria is messed up. " I thought you had no master ?"
Top Riddle scowled at me. "You weird you know that ?"
You calling me weird ? I restrained to retort and so I switched gears.
"Who is your mistress ?"
"Why, the princess of this forest of course !" He said with pride as he a gave a big smile. Good god. What a creepy smile.
He obviously saw my expressionless face before he scowled again. "Are you serious ? Have you not heard about Princess Fluttershy ?"
"No I di- Wait say that again !" Did he just say what I think he said ?
"So Princess Fluttershy does ring a bel- why are you banging your head !" Top looked at me worriedly as I bashed my head.
*Bang !*
"Don't worry about meeeeeee !"
*Bang !*
"I'm just having a fricken MELTDOWN ! This world is going to make go FRICKEN CRAZY !"
*Bang !*
Top looked at me, concerned, at my crazed expression. "Looks Like I need to hurry up to the mistress to heal your mental illness."
*Bang !*
"I'm fine ! Tooooooootalllllly Fiiiiineeeeeeee !"
*Bang !*
*Bang !*
*Bang !*
Top Riddle sighed as he pulled the cage towards his destination. "It seems the Avocado broke him."