//------------------------------// // Hey, hey, hey! Stay out of my Cupcake Factory! - JimboTex // Story: August - 2012 (T.W.G.) // by The Writer's Group //------------------------------// Author:JimboTex Prompt: 2) The crossover that never should've happened. Crossover Source Material: Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, SHED.MOV Title: Hey, hey, hey! Stay out of my Cupcake Factory! Rainbow Dash groaned, her eyes slowly fluttering open as she regained consciousness. She found that she was in a dark room, strapped rather firmly to an odd chair, with just her wings mobile. It was at this time that her captor decided to make an appearance. Bouncing in from behind the fourth wall, Ponyville's premiere party pony promptly presented herself to her pranking partner. “P-Pinkie Pie?” Rainbow Dash wore a shocked expression as she addressed her friend and apparent foalnapper. “What are you doing here, and why am I tied down?” Pinkie's giggling at her friend's cluelessness was punctuated by a snort. “Oh Dashie,” she replied giddily, “didn't you get the invitation?” Rainbow cocked her head inquisitively. “Invitation?” “The invitation to your own special 'Congratulations On Scootaloo's Unfortunate Incident At The Rainbow Factory' party, silly filly,” Pinkie replied. Her mirthful expression remained as she turned to pick up a scalpel. (How, one may ask, does an Earth pony pick up a scalpel? Carefully, dear reader. Very carefully.) Rainbow blanched. “Y-you heard about that?” She asked, her voice cracking slightly. The pink mare nodded in confirmation. “Yepperoonies! That's why I decided to throw this party for you!” She put a hoof to her chin, as if deep in thought. “I was going to host it in the basement at Sugarcube Corner, but Mr. and Mrs. Cake were using it for storage. I had a bit of trouble finding a suitably secret location, so I just... err... 'borrowed' Fluttershy's shed for a bit. I'm sure she won't mind!” And with that, Pinkie once again picked up the scalpel and set to her gruesome work. With a precision that could only have come from practice, the pink pony quickly sliced off Rainbow Dash's cutie marks, accompanied by the poor pegasus's agonized screams. Holding Rainbow's former prized possessions in front of her, Pinkie chirped, “Well, Dashie, looks like you've become a blank flank again!” Despite the searing pain in her thighs, Rainbow Dash managed to glare menacingly at Pinkie. “Now, now, we can't have party poopers here! It ruins the fun. Just relax and look at all this porn I found in this shed!” She shoved the latest issue of Playcolt into Rainbow's face. The page Rainbow was looking at had some hot mare-on-mare action, and in spite of her agony, Rainbow's wings promptly erected in arousal. Pinkie picked up an axe, grinning manically. “And now, the fun really begins!” She took a mighty swing... and was promptly slammed into the near wall by the geyser of blood that burst forth as wing was severed from torso. Spitting out her friend's vital essence, Pinkie snickered. “Whoopsie-doodle! Didn't think that one through! Oh, well! Now for the other wing...” Before she could do anything else, daylight suddenly shone on the horrid scene as the shed door was thrown open. “HEY, HEY, HEY! I thought I told you to stay outta my shed,” a deep voice boomed forth. “Oh, horseapples! She's back,” Pinkie muttered. Rainbow managed one last thought before passing out from the pain. Oh no, not again!