"DESTROY ALL TARGETS."
Heavy mechanical stomping could be heard as the massive hulking machine slowly stomped out of the drop pod, it's red eye trained directly on Detective Dan. A clear view of the large robot was granted, as they viewed the machines dark heavy steel armor covered most of it's body, with its left arm having a EMP disruptor attached to it, and it's right arm having a large laser machine gun mounted to it, a red energy coil beginning to rapidly spin inside as the gun charged up and prepared to fire, aiming directly at Dan. Immediately, Martin recognized the machines design.
"IT'S A FUCKING WOLFENSTEIN ROBOT! DAN, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Not needing to be told twice, Dan's smart side of his brain, even if it was tiny, immediately took command as he jumped right out of the way, as the machine unleashed a hail of laser bolts, leaving visible scorch marks on the ground. Meanwhile, Mario wormed his way out from under the pod door, and ran with Dan to cover, as Badger raised his minigun up, its barrel begining to rapidly spin.
"LET'S MOW EM DOWN BOYS!" The minigun unleashed a hail of bullets, the ponies covering their ears as the munition barely even made a dent in the machines armor, pinging and bouncing off in all directions. The large robot quickly turned its attention to Badger, aiming its laser cannon at him and firing off several rounds, as Badger dropped the minigun and ducked into cover, narrowly dodging the lasers. "Fuck, armor's too thick!" Cue Heavenly pulling out his Super shotgun, and quickly running up and behind the mech.
"Eat shells, bitch!" He fired off two shotgun rounds directly into it's back, actually doing somewhat noticeable damage, quickly getting the mech's attention as it's top part quickly swiveled around as it aimed its laser, which Heavenly was quick to avoid. The machine slowly emitted sounds of beeping and whirring, as it scanned for targets, before locking onto Grouse, who was currently holding his M4 assault rifle, as he began pelting it's eye with bullets, dis-orienting it while Bing took aim with his grenade launcher, firing off a shot directly at the bots side, as it burst and knocked off some armor plating.
"Bam, hit em right on!" Cue the machine quickly turning, however, it did not fire its main gun, rather a large ball of red crackling electricity and plasma was slowly forming in it's left mounted cannon. "Ah shit." As it fired it off towards Bing, he quickly dodged out of the way, as the plasma ball stopped in mid air, and began to violently shake. "EMP! GET DOWN!" Everyone and everypony ducked for cover as the plasma burst out in a large wave.
As Bing loaded another grenade from cover, Twilight and Pinkie lept out of cover, as Pinkie grasped Twilight's tail with a wide smile on her face and began to spin it rapidly, having learned this trick from the changeling attack, laughing maniacally as Twilight's horn charged up and began unleashing a constant barrage of magic blasts, dis-orienting the machine as the humans watched in awe.
"Bloody hell, she's a magic machine gun!" Jeremy said as Skulker proceeded to record it for research purposes. Bing simply blue screened from how this made no sense, and the other ponies just accepted it, as Rainbow took to the skies, and bolted for the robot, pointing her front hooves forward as she crashed right into the machines eye, shattering it on impact, as the machine made distorted noises similar to that of pain, as it stumbled back, and began to fire its gun at random, spinning randomly. Rainbow quickly dodged the stray shots and got back into cover, as Bing saw his chance, and launched another grenade right at the machines feet, and as it detonated, the machines feet were left, as it stumbled back, and barely managed to keep its footing, as it's top chassis began to spin rapidly, firing at everything in sight, as Pinkie and Twilight ducked back into cover.
"This is fun!"
"No, it is not, Pinkie, it is dangerous!"
"Yeah, I know that silly! But who said danger can't be fun?" Cue Grouse slightly chuckling.
"I like the way you think, Pinkie! Now, Badger, ya got that launcher?" Cue Badger nodding, as he fumbled through his pockets before comedically pulling the long javelin launcher out of his small ass pocket, as Heavenly passed him a rocket and he loaded it.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" And with the pull of the trigger, the missile went soaring through the air, right into the back of the spinning robot, as its top half detonated in a large explosion, leaving only its decimated lower half, which collapsed to the ground as everyone cheered, except for Applejack.
"Wait a sec... There were three pods... Ah buck." As if on cue, the doors on the other two remaining pods burst open, as two more robots slowly stomped out.
"DESTROY ALL TARGETS." Cue everyone panicking, as Clarkson got an idea.
"GET TO THE CAR!" Cue James objecting.
"But it's busted!" Rainbow dash quickly responded by flying over to said car, which was currently on it's side from the drop pod impact, and pushing it over.
"Looks fine to me, everypony in!" Cue everyone comedically packing themselves into the vehicle, with Mario riding on the roof as Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Discord with their wings all helped move the vehicle as Clarkson started the engine.
"Where are we even going!?!" Hammond shouted, confused until Twilight announced an idea.
"We gotta get to the castle, the princesses can help us!"
"Alright, Clarkson, to the castle!"
"On it!" And with that, Clarkson put the pedal to the metal as the electric car sped off towards the castle, the robots in hot pursuit, even if they did move slow.
Canterlot Castle Gate
"Move it men, c'mon, let's hustle!" Rimmy shouted to his human troops as they marched out the gate rapidly, all clutching their weapons and moving in formation. Some of them were riding in humvee's, spawned thanks to the zeus powers of Rimmy, even if they were limited in this world. In the lead humvee rode Rubix, Soviet, Digby, and Tails, as they lead the troops out. Luna was honestly quite impressed with the dislay.
"We must admit, you humans are very well organized and militaristic."
"It's just part of the resume, Luna, were trained for stuff like this, urban combat is our specialty." As the soldiers marched, the sound of tire screeching could be heard, as Rimmy pulled out his binoculars and looked ahead, only to see a chrome vehicle rapidly speeding towards them. "LOOK OUT!" As everyone moved rapidly to get out of the way of the speeding vehicle, it came to a sudden stop, as Celestia eyed Twilight and her friends inside the vehicle.
"Twilight!"
"Celestia!" Twilight quickly burst out of the vehicle, followed by her pony and human comrades. The soldiers were surprised to see badger and his friends, even more surprised when Mario jumped in front of them. Rimmy had a look of surprise on his face, looking at the group.
"So you must be the other humans?" Badger slowly nodded.
"Yep, names Therussianbadger, but right now, we can save the introductions for later, cause this city is being besieged by fucking death robots." Martin nodded his frog head.
"Yeah, fucking wolfenstein robots sent by Kevin to attack the city, we gots to go." Rarity rapidly nodded to confirm Martin's statement.
"Indeed, it was most dreadful, they are ruining everything!"
"Welp, sounds like we got our work cut out for us, boys!" Rimmy clapped his hands together, as Rubix cheered.
"Finally some action!" Cue Womble pumping his fist while Digby gave the command to attack.
"Everyone, charge to battle, and to victory!" Every soldier saluted, as they rushed to the battlefield that was Canterlot's central square, as the ponies followed, with Badger and his human compatriots piling back into the electric car and speeding to war.
Meanwhile, Kevin watched all of this with one of his miniature drones, and smiled, as he pressed a button on his chair as a radio activated.
"Yes, commander?"
"Launch the Zitadelle."