Hey Twilight,
So today my friends and I had this really big assignment to do. Turns out Pinkie Pie is a psychologist — you know how she is. So for the project, we had to partner up. Since we're an even number without you, it was easy to pair up and not let one of us get left out. That'd probably be me even after everything — you can't erase people's memories of what you've done so I'm only reaping the damn consequences.
Applejack and Rarity got together after Rainbow Dash was annoyed that she wasn't with her girlfriend but I told her no as they would only be making out. But gee, who could have guessed how long Applejack and Rarity would be arguing for? Seems like they are already starting to bicker like lovers.
I'm pretty sure Rarity has a crush on her or something. But I mean I don't think it would work out since, you know, Applejack is dating Rainbow Dash instead. There's a love triangle there.
But anyways, Pinkie was so obligated to work with Rainbow Dash when initially Rainbow Dash found her annoying but then they started warming up a bit. And they are pretty cute together...
Wow! Who knew I'd be a shipper of all ponies? I'm pretty sure Cadence would be mad at me.
Speaking of Cadence, did you tell her about us? That you got over her because you met another sexy mare?
Anyhoo, so back to the topic at hoof or hand, I had to partner up with Fluttershy, and oh my gosh! She is so annoying with her timidness; is she always like this? Does she ever warm up to you? Gosh, this is so fucking annoying to be with her. I have to do all the talking and work.
So yeah, the project was about anything, to be honest. Team Rarijack did about mystery since you know Rarity. Team PinkieDash did about baking... 'science version', which honestly, really doesn't have any difference. And last but not least, Fluttershy and I (notice how I didn't do a team name? I don't like her and I'm taken — with the exception of Applejack and Rainbow Dash) did about elements (fire and nature).
Ugh, so that's that, and hey, I know these are your friends or at least your friends' counterparts but friends can still have opinions of each other whether it's good or bad.
Like I'm with Rarity, where's the gossip in that?
Yours,
Sunset
Dear Sunset,
Tired already, huh? Believe me, this is only the start. I've been with them for quite a few years now and I got tired of them the second I met them which of course was because I wasn't interested in friendship... but now that I am, I still find them annoying at times.
Pinkie and Rainbow are the worst with their pranks, though, and yes, I do ship them too. Rainbow Dash didn't end up with Applejack here though or maybe it'll occur late. I hope not because I really want PinkieDash, but oh well. We can't have things our way. We reap the consequences.
Rarity is also annoying with her whining and drama like LADY! That's not very ladylike and full of dignity of you. And stop being such an attention whore.
But I ship Rarijack, nonetheless. They're just too cute! They already bicker like lovers... I remember having that sleepover with them and that's when I started having wet dreams of the two.
DON'T tell Celestia. I already made Luna promise not to tell her sister if she wanted to see more of these wet dreams of Rarijack.
I ship Fluttershy with Discord. You know, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony? Yeah, apparently, Fluttershy reformed him as Celestia's request. And now Discord's all wrapped around her little hoof.
Or at least I hope so.
I guess I agree with you and Rarity. Gossip. Is. Everything. However, I don't like to use that term. How about 'Friendship and Chill'?
Yours,
Twilight
To Twilight,
WHAT?
Friendship and Chill? Are you serious?
- Sunset
P.S. Friendship and Chill is an internet slang term used as a euphemism for sexual activity. Basically conveying 'Friends With Benefits' or whatever. I can't believe you didn't know that!
To Sunset,
Oh my gosh! So I've been using that term in front of Rarity and Princess Celestia and Cadence? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?! No wonder they all kept laughing at me and Rarity kept fainting. I really thought she was being dramatic during our weekly gossip talks but NO! I was using the wrong term!
Somepony please come and save me.
- Twilight
P.S. You're a lifesaver.
P.S.S. What's 'Friends With Benefits'? I call my friends that all the time!
To Twilight,
Hey, at least you said something sexy to your crush dumbfoundedly...
But you did just embarrass yourself in front of your crush.
But it's all in the past now! Remember; my past is not today and I'm sexy! So you can 'Friendship and Chill' with me any time.
- Sunset
P.S Oh dear lord, are you adorkable. Friends With Benefits are friends with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship.
Hey Twilight,
Where should I start? Long time no talk.
I would really like to catch you up with what happened in this world lately but something big has just occurred. Okay, so where shall I start? I was writing to you outside of our school when all of a sudden I saw someone doing something to the portal. I shouted out for them to turn around but I couldn't make out their face under the hood and they ran as quickly to an upcoming bus.
So I told my friends about it and they started saying how she might be from the other school who is in competition with us. Crystal Prep. For years, there have been activities between the two schools and our school would always lose. Pathetic. No wonder it was easy to break apart the five who knew so much about friendship than everybody else.
Anyways, you won't believe what happened but you have to. I was talking to my friends about the games when apparently another version of you came in. But the worst part is she goes to the other school. However, we could see how she was an outcast and everyone hated her.
Turns out she was the one behind the draining of our Pony-ups. I confronted her but I ended up shouting at her and ran off crying. Stupid me. I was going to ask for a threesome but I didn't know she was going to be EVIL!
Now, now, evil might be a little bit wrong, don't you think? She was just misunderstood, like me... but I guess I was just a little bit much worse.
This version of Spike couldn't talk before until magic got to him and he now has the ability to articulate — why am I talking like Rarity? But yes, your counterpart finds this creepy.
And guess what! Flash Sentry bumped into her as expected because what else does he know how to do? So when he did, Twilight immediately up and left. She actually rejected him, though. I feel bad for the guy. No one wants to date him. He's only a guy of 'love at first sight', I swear he needs character development.
Also, it looks like this Twilight only wanted to learn magic at our school through that strange magic absorption device she created.
Her principal and her students were pressuring her to unleash the magic as they were falling behind for the very first time since we had wings and magic this time but now their Twilight drained it. I tried stopping her but it was too late. Much like me, she ended up becoming a monster. But luckily, much like you, I reunited with all my friends and I turned into an angel like hell yes girl! I've been waiting for my transformation like my past is not today!
So I ended up talking 'Midnight Sparkle' out of it and she changed back. When the Crystal Prep students turned their backs against their principal after seeing friendship from us, the principal literally up and left like you would like to see that priceless expression on her face!
So yeah, I'm totally asking your counterpart if she wants to join in on a threesome. Like two Twilights? Damn, girl. I would have given her to Flash Sentry but considering she's practically rejected him twice... oh well. Two Twilights would be hot, though.
Yours Sincerely,
Sunset