What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?

"Soooooo what does this hat do?" Rainbow Dash picked up a hat with a jet engine on it.

Rarity looked up from her latest masterpiece--the Chicken Hat. "Oh, that one makes you slow, darling."

"Slow?" Rainbow Dash raised a brow. She set the hat on her head. "IIIIIIII doooooooonnnnnn't ffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll ssssssssssllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwww."

A phantom breeze from the Wind Hat blew the Jet Hat off of her head, returning her to normal.

Unfortunately, it landed on the ground instead, meaning the entire planet now experienced time slower than normal. This was bad, as the solar system ended up leaving it behind in orbit.