//------------------------------// // Garden Club Expense Report: December // Story: Per My Last Email // by The Red Parade //------------------------------// Hi Wallflower! Thanks for the forms. Everything looks good but it looks like you’re missing some transactions. I wrote them down for you: Cuddling with your girlfriend, $55 Hugging your girlfriend, $155 Kissing your girlfriend, $200 Being the most adorable thing I have ever seen: Priceless. Love's not free! Pay up. Strawberry (PS See you at Garden Club) I hate you.  (Yeah you better be there, bitch.)