//------------------------------// // the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "I'm sorry, Discord, but I've met a real man." Fluttershy turned away from Discord. "One that's based and skilled." She proceeded to passionately kiss a cabbage. "Y-you're saying I'm unbased and have skill issues?" Discord's eyes began to water. "Am I really that cringe?" "Yes." Fluttershy boomed. "So unbased. Very cringe." Discord screamed. It was cringe. Like him.