//------------------------------// // Disruption In The Hexagonal Force // Story: Hexagons Are The Bestagons // by Stalin with Da Spoon //------------------------------// "Okay, so why does the hexagon even exist if it's so worthless?" Rainbow dash asked her friends, as she listened closely to their discussion. "Well, I'm pretty sure it was a mistake made by the universe but-" Before Twilight could finish her sentence, a bright flash of white light filled the entire castle, originating from the center of the room as it blinded the ponies and spike momentarily. As they looked back to the source of light, they saw a strange sight. A bi-pedal being, whose limbs seemed to consist of sticks, as they had a perfectly round and circular head on their shoulders, with no hands and no feet of any kind. The figure appeared to have no eyes or mouth, only wearing a pair of glasses on their face. The only brightly colored part of their body was a hexagonal badge with some sort of symbol on it, looking like a scientific flask inside of a cog. As they marveled at the new visitor, it spoke to them in a very annoyed tone of voice. "Listen here, buster, you have got alot of explaining to do for dissing on the almighty bestagon, the hexagon." As the figure spoke to Twilight, she quickly realized she had probably angered some kind of inter-dimensional entity, but decided to try and play dumb. "Ummmmm... What do you mean? I didn't say anythin-" "Don't play dumb, Twilight Sparkle, I know your lying to me. It doesn't take the element of honesty to know that." Immediately, everyone in the room was stunned by the unknown person knowing both Twilight's name and about the element of honesty. Did he know everyone else's name? Applejack decided to try and get to the bottom of it. "Now how in the hay do you know Twilight's name?" The unknown figure quickly turned towards Applejack and replied. "I know all of your names, Applejack. In fact, I know everything there is to know about your universe. I have been watching you ever since you first started your adventures." It was true, CGP Grey was a massive brony, and had watched the entirety of MLP:FiM. Seeing as he dropped continuous hints to it in his videos, he seemed to be proud of it. Regardless, the ponies reacted with fear and confusion, except for Pinkie Pie. "Oooooooh, whats my name?" "You are Pinkie pie, breaker of forth walls, master of meta cartoon gags, bearer of the element of laughter, and the most fun and party loving pony in equestria." Cue Pinkie Pie having a dopey grin on her face as she rapidly nodded her head up and down, so fast that everyone assumed her neck would snap. Rainbow dash decided to try and get some answers of her own. "Just how much do you know about us?" "Oh, I know a lot about all of you, especially you, Rainbow dash, bearer of the element of loyalty, and a hot headed speedster who is capable of performing a sonic rainboom. Rarity was slightly taken aback by this unknown being's knowledge of her and her friends, and decided to ask a question of her own. "Might I ask who you even are, darling?" Grey quickly turned to Rarity, as he facepalmed as he realized he had forgotten to introduce himself, as he quickly decided to respond. "Oh, where are my manners, names Grey, CGP Grey. Bearer of all types of knowledge, and universal grand master of all things hexagon. And today, i'm here to teach you ponies, and dragon, a lesson." Everyone in the room looked confused by what he meant, with Spike being glad someone finally noticed him. Fluttershy seemed a little concerned, as she inquired about what he meant by that. "Ummm... What do you mean by lesson, Mr Grey?" Grey happily turned to Fluttershy, and if he could smile, he would have one big grin on his face. "Well, what I mean is like a lesson on hexagons. And don't worry Fluttershy, I am not angry with you, you simply need to understand why hexagon's are so important, like they are for bee's. Speaking of which, allow me to prepare my equipment." Suddenly, Grey tapped his hexagon badge, as it projected a hologram of what appeared to be a hexagon shaped holographic board, with several hexagon seats in front of it. "Everyone please take your seats." Everyone looked at the holographic classroom with skeptical looks, except Pinkie, who quickly listened and sat down in her seat, feeling extremely comfortable in the hexagonal cushions. Fluttershy decided to sit as well, taking her seat and smiling as she faced the board. Next was Rarity, as she shrugged and took her seat, being surprised by its comfort. "My my, these hexagonal chairs are immensely comfortable!" Grey nodded, seeing how Rarity had already seen the benefit of using hexagon cushions, as he watched Spike quickly take a seat right next to her, being all too familiar with his crush on Rarity. "Yeah, these seats are pretty cool looking, futuristic and scientific!" Grey would be smiling ear to ear right now, if he had either a mouth or ears. It was clear to him that Spike would be one of the easiest to convince, and potentially recruit them into the order of the hexagon. Grey looked over to Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Twilight sparkle, who were still skeptical and suspicious of the seating. "Ah don't know about this, Twi..." "Yeah, this has ‘trap’ written all over it." Grey simply sighed, fully understanding their suspicion, but wishing they would at least have some trust, as he tried to ease their fears. "I assure you, I mean no harm. We of the order of the hexagon took a vow never to use violence when educating others." Grey said as he gestured back to the seats, with Twilight sighing. "Well, I suppose we might as well hear what this... Mr. CGP Grey has to say." Twilight says as she, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take their seats. Suddenly, holographic pencil and papers appear on each of the desks, which they presumed were for note taking, as Grey turned to the holo-board, which slowly booted up, revealing his logo in all it glory, as he took out a holographic maker, and wrote 'Mr. Grey' on the board, before turning back to his new students. "Class is now in session. Now, let's talk about bee's."