//------------------------------// // Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// Princess Lift Truck awoke with the start of her engine. She was at Moon Mart again. Darn that blasted sister of hers. With a sigh of her tailpipe, Lift Truck drove deeper into the store she had become oh so familiar with during her previous banishment. Truth be told, it was quite a peaceful place, being the industrial supply store that it was. "Big summer blowout!" a distinct voice echoed through the long aisles. "Half off heavy-duty tires, road tires, and an anti-rust ointment of my own invention, yah?" The entire building creaked with the sound of the voice. "Or maybe you're the kind that wants another forklift, yah?" Princess Lift Truck froze. Moon Mart never sold entire forklifts before. "IGOTCHU!" A more... deranged voice screeched as a cage fell over Lift Truck. "Big summer blowout! We have a two-for-one sale on forklifts! You like forklifts, yah?" Princess Lift Truck whirred in annoyance.