//------------------------------// // Chaotic Organization Part 2 // Story: A Chaotic Hearts & Hooves Day // by Postwarmonkey50 //------------------------------// From on top of the hill, Bolt was busy setting up the tables on the very spot his wife and friends were during the meteor shower. All of them were gathered in one spot, but whilst he did that, he sat on one of the tables and looked at the spot, thinking about how and where to place the tables. ‘Now then,’ said Bolt as he tapped his chin with his finger ‘How should I set up the table? Should I make it in a long line? Or should I set it up like a circle? Then again, I’d need a table that’s really big and round, like the Knights of the Round Table. Ironically, considering the guys and I are knights and that our wives found out about our secret.’ Bolt stretched a bit and said ‘I think I’ll take a little break before going on.’ He looked to his left and saw a tree nearby, allowing him to walk over to the very spot and take a rest under there. He yawned a bit whilst having his hands behind his head. He looked up at the sky and watched the clouds move by, thanks to the Pegasi working at the weather factory nearby. ‘You know what?’ said Bolt to himself ‘Now I’m wishing that Rainbow didn’t go to the spa and napped with me.’ He closed his eyes and had a proper nap for about fifteen minutes, until he felt a shadow over him. When he woke up, he noticed Crystal was standing near him. ‘Excuse me, Mr. Bolt?’ said Crystal. ‘Oh, hey Crystal,’ said Bolt as he sat up ‘What can I do for you?’ ‘Have you seen Bolt Junior anywhere?’ said Crystal ‘I need to ask him a favor.’ ‘Oh, I haven’t seen him since this morning.’ Said Bolt ‘Why do you ask?’ ‘Oh, uh, no reason.’ Said Crystal with a light blush, which Bolt was clueless over. ‘But if I might ask, what are you doing?’ ‘Oh, I was planning to set the tables for the night.’ Said Bolt ‘But I thought I’d take a rest and figure it out.’ ‘How about a circle formation?’ said Crystal ‘It would be like one of father’s favorite stories.’ ‘Circle huh?’ thought Bolt, then spoke ‘Alright, I can do that.’ As he stood up, Crystal then got worried and asked ‘And excuse me, Mr. Bolt?’ ‘Yeah?’ said Bolt as he looked at her. ‘Do you still hate Princess Twilight?’ That question made him uncomfortable, then looked away. ‘Look,’ said Crystal ‘I don’t mean to pry, but we all know how much you had a rough childhood because of your father and the man who ruined your cousins’ lives, and that you have a hard time trusting somepony. But you know how Princess Twilight is more than anypony, and whenever she does things, disaster always follows. But you also kind of owe her.’ ‘Pff, I owe her?’ he said in disbelief. ‘Of course,’ said Crystal ‘She was the one who told you about Rainbow Dash’s insecurities and helped you find a way to help patch things up between you two.’ Bolt widened his eyes at that, for Crystal was right, Twilight did do that. And there was a time she told him about how Scootaloo was going to hurt herself when she joined the Washouts to spite Rainbow, despite the latter trying to look after her because she can’t fly. He looked down in shame and said ‘You have to understand. She’s still my friend, but I have issues to those who abuse another’s trust.’ ‘But like Beau said,’ said Crystal ‘She’s not your father or that horrible doctor.’ ‘I know.’ Said Bolt as he looked down ‘But ever since then I had an issue of people betraying, taking advantage or abusing another’s trust. Every time whenever I try to want her to earn my trust again, and every time whenever I wanted to apologized what I said to her, that feeling’s still there.’ He chuckled and said ‘And to think, I tried to leave all this behind when I got brought into this world. I wanted to start over, but no matter how hard I try, it still happens.’ ‘But you should also have known Princess Twilight since you got here.’ Said Crystal ‘She always acts without thinking, and no matter how hard they tried, she always does this, just so that she could try to win her teacher’s approval, despite being how many years old.’ Bolt sighed and looked away. For Crystal was right, he knew Twilight since he first came into the world, and after how many years since he and the husbands were married and have kids, she still keeps being paranoid and let it take hold of her. Most times he wished he could’ve done something, but he just felt so helpless. ‘I’ll apologize to her when the time is right.’ Said Bolt. ‘You know, Uncle Beau also felt helpless and wasn’t good at not doing anything either.’ Reminded Crystal ‘He also knows what it’s like when the people you love don’t believe in you and let you walk away.’ Bolt sighed and said ‘I know. It’s not easy.’ ‘Nothing in life ever is.’ Said Crystal. Then she turned around and said ‘See you later Mr. Bolt.’ Crystal walked away to handle her own errands, with Bolt thinking about what she said, and also knew that she had a point, but the feeling always drives him away from the others. He didn’t know when, but someday he’ll know how. ‘I’d better get back to the tables.’ Said Bolt as he made his way back. ************************************************************************************************* 5 minutes earlier Discord appeared out of thin air from the ground and looked around. He saw that Bolt was still busy talking to Crystal. He looked at the tables and thought about what he heard Bolt said. ‘Having trouble trying to decide how to set the table, huh?’ said Discord to himself as she looked at the tables. He popped out of the ground whilst floating around. ‘How should the tables be set?’ said Discord in thought ‘Should it be a line, should it be a circle? Why not a triangle or a square? Although it’s just the seven of them, considering that Starlight and Trixie are out of town for Hearts and Hooves day at Silver Shoals and that Sunset has gone to the human world with her hubby to say hello to her friends there. From what I heard, they also want to have the best time ever there.’ He looked at the tables and said ‘And it would be a shame that the tables would be all to waste like a rampaging…’ He blinked as he had an idea. ‘Oh,’ muttered Discord to himself before devilishly chuckling ‘I think I have the perfect idea.’ He snapped his fingers, allowing his magic to affect the tables in order to have the real fun start soon. ‘Now this is going to be fun.’ Said the smirking Discord before he vanished. **************************************************************************************************** Present time Bolt soon came back and this time had his list with him whilst going over what to do next. ‘Let’s see,’ said Bolt as he looked at the list over ‘If I set the tables, I’m gonna have to make sure that they’re not downhill, facing sideways, or would end up falling over. I’ll need to find the perfect spot to place them.’ He then suddenly felt a breathing chill behind his neck. ‘Not now, don’t bother me, I’m busy.’ Said Bolt as he kept looking on the list. He then felt another chill behind his neck, as if someone wants to break his concentration. ‘I said knock it off.’ Said Bolt as he felt his impatience was wearing thin. He once again felt the chill, and this time, he had enough. ‘Now listen here you!!’ shouted Bolt as he sharply turned around. But then he blinked and got a good look. For the so called tables, had turned into wooden bulls, all of them staring at him angrily for some reason. ‘You gotta be kidding me.’ Muttered Bolt. But as he stared at the bull, he then realized something in shock; he was wearing a red shirt. He looked at the bull again and realized; bulls and anything red don’t go so well. He then said to himself ‘Oh, come on.’ The bull snorted, causing Bolt to scream like a little girl and run for the hills, with the bulls chasing him all over the place. ‘Out of everything I wanted to do on by bucket list, running from the bulls, isn’t one of them!!!’ shouted Bolt as he continued to run. Discord literally laughed his butt off when he saw the entire display go down. ‘Oh, now that, is priceless. And we aren’t even in the Spanish region for their festivities.’ Said Discord before he pulled out the list and looked at his last victim. ‘Ah yes,’ said Discord when he saw who was at the bottom of the list ‘Time for the sugar daddy to have a sugar rush.’ **************************************************************************************************** Back at Sugarcube Corner, from within Pinkie Pie’s party planning cave, Frosty was busy setting up the deserts for the Hearts and Hooves party. ‘Alright, let’s see,’ said Frosty as he looked things over ‘We got about seven different flavors of cupcakes, seven different kinds of tarts, seven different types of small cakes, and six different flavors of pie. Wait…’ He then remembered something a while back. ‘I remember Moonlight tricking Rainbow into eating a pie she made, which somehow sparked her love for pies.’ Frosty chuckled a bit and said ‘Good old Moonlight. Now Rainbow’s hatred for pies turned into love. Sometimes I wonder how she does it.’ He then placed the list down and said ‘All accounted for. I guess all I have to worry about is the cakes coming to life with big sharp teeth and try to eat me.’ He laughed at that, until he shook his head and said ‘Whoa, okay, this is getting freaky.’ Frosty groaned in frustration and said ‘That’s just great, ever since I came back from Caribouria, I ended up getting 4th Wall moments that I still haven’t wrapped my head around. Sometimes I wonder how Deadpool does it.’ He heard the sound of a ringing bell, with Mrs. Cake shouting ‘Frosty, could you get that?’ ‘Will do Mrs. Cake!!’ shouted Frosty back as he quickly went upstairs. But at the same time, after Frosty left, Discord appeared and ended up snickering. ‘Now I would come up with something simpler Frosty.’ Said Discord after he regained his composure ‘But seeing that you brought it up…time to bake some fun.’ He snapped his fingers and moved the baked goods around as if he was a wizard from a Fantasia storyline, whilst wearing a wizard hat and robe at the same time. ‘Now…let’s see what you’ve got.’ Said Discord to the creation. ********************************************************************************************* From within the shop of Sugarcube Corner, a canon with Frosty’s name on it appeared from out of nowhere, causing it to fire as he had launched himself in the air, then landed behind the counter. He popped up from the counter and smiled whilst dusting himself. ‘Wow, Pinkie was right,’ said Frosty as he dusted himself ‘This really is fun.’ He looked down and saw two kids, who were none other than Crystal Gem and Bolt Junior, were surprised by what they were seeing. ‘Did you just launch yourself out of a canon Uncle Frosty?’ asked Crystal. ‘You bet.’ Said Frosty. ‘And I thought Aunt Pinkie Pie was wacky.’ Said Junior. ‘Eh, I get that a lot.’ Said Frosty ‘But thanks to that, now I’ll be able to catch up with my wife and all of her crazy shenanigans. So, enough of that, what can I get you?’ ‘Oh, we’d like a table to sit down please.’ Said Crystal. ‘And some chocolate Hearts and Hooves cake, along with the couple’s milkshake.’ Said Junior. Frosty was a bit surprised, then smirked whilst leaning against the counter. ‘What?’ said both the kids when they noticed him looking at them like that. ‘It’s just really amusing.’ Said Frosty ‘A while ago, both of you were acting like your mothers, you couldn’t stand one another and you didn’t want to try each other’s hobbies. And yet here you are, going out on a date of all places.’ The two couldn’t help but blush on that whilst looking away. Frosty did have a point. It was really embarrassing for them. ‘You know,’ said Frosty as he walked around the counter and stood near them ‘You two aren’t the only ones who had trouble trying to confess their feelings.’ ‘We’re not?’ said the two. ‘Come with me.’ Said Frosty as he lead them to the door. He then pointed out there on the street and said ‘Look over there.’ The two of them saw Apple Slice, looking back and forth, as if he wanted to make sure no one was watching him. Then came Smolder, who did the same thing. The two of them looked around and stood back to back whilst they blushed. The two of them slowly held one another’s hands, much to Crystal and Junior’s surprise. But what really surprised them was that both Apple Slice and Smolder kissed one another, then left to spend the day together. ‘And now over there.’ Said Frosty, gaining the two kids’ attention. They saw Warm Breeze walking down and picked a flower for some reason. ‘Huh,’ said Frosty ‘I guess he already made sure Comfy Breeze was okay.’ They saw Warm Breeze kissing a flower, much to their confusion. When all of a sudden, the flower turned into Ocellus, who blushed bright red a bit and smiled in embarrassment, which surprised the kids once more. Ocellus then directed with her head if she wanted to go somewhere, which Warm Breeze nodded, before the two of them flew away. Both Crystal and Junior were surprised to see this kind of outcome, with Frosty saying ‘You see, even though they’re different, love can be really blind and no matter what form you’re in, love can find you anywhere. Take the guys and I, even Emily. When we first got here, we ended up gaining friends, but overtime, we also ended up falling in love. Both your moms loved your dads, despite their differences.’ ‘Wow,’ said Crystal, then looked at Frosty and asked ‘And that’s why you allowed the Cake Twins to experience the same thing with the Pie Twins?’ ‘Precisely.’ Said Frosty ‘They’re old enough to have their first love. We all have to reach a certain age of our lives where we discover what love actually is. So if you two can love, then anything’s possible.’ ‘I supposed so…’ said Bolt Junior, trying his best not to gag, especially since it’s in front of Crystal, and he didn’t want to be uncouth. ‘So, how about that cake and milkshake?’ ‘Oh, it’s already there.’ Said Frosty as he pointed at their cakes and milkshakes. The two of them were surprised, as Junior said ‘I don’t even want to know.’ ‘Thanks Frosty.’ Said Junior. ‘Anytime.’ Said Frosty as he walked away. ‘Also,’ said Crystal and said ‘Were you…able to forgive Twilight yet?’ Frosty stopped in his tracks as he winced a bit. ‘I know you were mad at her for using your wife like that.’ Said Crystal ‘Especially that little speech you gave her.’ Frosty cleared his throat and said ‘At first, I didn’t want to. But then a pony begged me to forgive her, over and over until I nearly went insane.’ ‘Pinkie Pie?’ said the two ponies. ‘That’s right.’ Said Frosty. ‘I just didn’t like what Twilight did, but Pinkie said that it could happen to anyone, and that what Bolt had said and what Twilight did to him was quite the shocker. After the School of Friendship was closed by Neighsay, Beau and Pinkie asked, and in the end I did. She did earn my trust when she helped me talk to her ever since that business between Maud and Mudbriar.’ When all of a sudden, the Pie twins burst from out of nowhere shouting ‘That’s right!!’ Both Crystal and Jr. were startled by the sudden appearance from both Peacon and Lemon Pie. ‘And like we try to keep telling mom.’ Said Peacon. ‘She can’t keep forcing things on others.’ Said Lemon. ‘Not to mention she was a prejudice when she met Mudbriar.’ Said Peacon. ‘But in the end, she was able to accept it. Therefore…,’ said Lemon. ‘Everything worked out great in the end.’ Said the Pie twins. ‘So true.’ Said Frosty, then realized something and said ‘Hey wait, aren’t you two supposed to be with Pound and Pumpkin Cake?’ The two blinked with wide eyes and said at the same time ‘Oh crud, we completely forgot!! See you later!!’ The two instantly darted out of Sugarcube Corner and headed straight to where the Cake Twins would be. Both Crystal and Jr. shook their heads, seeing them off. ‘Those two are rather strange.’ Said Crystal. ‘Well, they are Pinkie Pie’s kids.’ Said Bolt Junior. ‘He’s not wrong there.’ Said Frosty ‘They’re a handful. But that’s what makes life exciting.’ He turned around and said ‘I’d better get back to the planning, see you two soon.’ Both Crystal and Junior waved to Frosty and headed back to their table. When all of a sudden, both Peacon and Lemon Pie appeared out of nowhere, startling the two: Peacon Pie: You two are on a date?! Lemon Pie: That is amazing!! Then they started to sing and dance for them whilst singing. (Peacon and Lemon Pie) It’s a zip zap, to tap, coinky-dink world A fling, flung, check your thing, coinky-dink world A wham, pam, wonder how, coinky-dink world A fizz pop, never stop, coinky-dink world Take a whirl…!! ‘Ahem!!’ The two pies were startled and looked at the door. They saw their father staring at them with a flexed eyebrow, whilst crossing his arms and tapping his right foot. The twins were then nervous and had sheepish smiles. ‘What did I tell you two about singing another story’s song, even if you are from the same franchise?’ said Frosty. ‘Now get moving to your own dates.’ ‘But…’ said the pie twins before Frosty cut them off. ‘Famous last words; don’t make me take away all your sugary rights and make you eat brussels sprouts for a week.’ The two winced that. Frosty pointed his finger at the door, causing the two to quickly run out. Frosty went back inside whilst the two daters were confused. Crystal groaned whilst she rubbed her head, for she had a headache again. ‘Those two are going to be the death of me one day.’ Groaned Crystal. Junior took out a couple of water bottles and put some fizzy headache tablets in them, whilst giving one to Crystal. ‘Now I know how our moms feel when they had to put up with aunt Pinkie Pie’s shenanigans.’ Said Junior before she and Crystal drank from their bottles. *************************************************************************************************** After sorting things out at Sugarcube Corner, and made sure that both Crystal and Junior were taken care of, he headed back down the party planning cave and picked up his list. ‘Ok now, where was I?’ said Frosty whilst looking over the list. That’s when he felt something drop on his shoulder. He looked at it and said ‘That better not be bird poop.’ Then another drop fell on him, but this time it was pink. He tasted it and mumbled ‘Mmm, tastes good.’ Then the third drop fell on him, but this time on his head and a large chunk. He wiped it off and said ‘Alright, who’s the one who…?’ He then stopped and saw something in front of him. He slowly looked up whilst his eyes were slowly widening in shock. And right before him, was none other than a giant monster, made out of cakes, pies, tars, cupcakes and so on. The monster growled at him with a crazed look in his eye. Frosty suddenly had a deadpanned expression and looked behind, at none other than…me?!! ‘I know Discord is behind this somehow,’ said Frosty ‘But you’d better sleep with one eye open, because if I live through this, I’m going to give you a one/four. And Dragon Knight and Chrome, you’d best keep an eye on him and keep a tighter leash, cause if you don’t, I’m coming after you too.’ Frosty groaned as he rubbed his forehead. ‘Now, where was I?’ The cake monster leaned in and spoke with a British Gentleman accent. ‘You were just about to scream and run away like a little girl whilst being chased by a cake monster.’ ‘Oh, right, yes, of course.’ Said Frosty, who took a deep breath afterwards. And right outside of Sugarcube Corner. 3… 2… 1… ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!’ Frosty instantly burst out of the doors of Sugarcube Corner, whilst at the same time, the cake monster burst out of the roof and began to chase him. ‘CURSE YOU POSTWAR AND DISCOOOORRRRRDDDDD!!!’ shouted Frosty as he was being chased by the monster, with Discord laughing and decided to follow them. At the same time, both Crystal and Junior peaked out of the shop and were shocked to see what had just happened. ‘Whoa,’ said Bolt Junior ‘You don’t see that every day.’ ‘I know,’ said Crystal ‘The Cake monster is new. Though there’s something off about it.’ ‘It is?’ said Junior with a flexed eyebrow ‘How so?’ ‘Well it’s as if I could sense something off about it,’ said Crystal as she scratched her chin ‘Something chao…’ Both of them instantly widened their eyes, then had deadpanned expressions whilst looking at one another. ‘Discord.’ said both of the kids at the same time. Junior sighed and said ‘So much for a romantic day.’ ‘Come on,’ said Crystal ‘Let’s go get Beau and the rest of our friends.’ The two walked whilst going to Beau at the same time. ‘Sorry it didn’t work out Crystal.’ Said Junior with a saddened expression. ‘It’s alright,’ said Crystal ‘It wasn’t your fault.’ Junior held her close, for he was really looking forward to it, whilst at the same time, Crystal did the same whilst holding him. Even though the day didn’t go so well, they still had each other. ***************************************************************************************************** From within the Castle of Friendship, Beau had just finished going over the list to see the assignments the guys had since he last heard from them. But as he looked over the list, he heard the sound of the door opening and saw Moonlight coming in. ‘Dad, are you okay?’ asked Moonlight. ‘Just going over a few things to make sure things go well today.’ Said Beau after he placed the list beside him and sat down, with moonlight joining him. ‘I’m sure everything will be fine.’ Said Moonlight. She suddenly looked a bit sad and said ‘Especially…since…what you said to mom.’ Beau sighed as he looked away. ‘I really regretted what I said. I guess deep down I was angry and disappointed at her. I didn’t want to because I loved her too much. But…during the Storm King’s invasion…’ ‘And you know mom better than anyone,’ said Moonlight ‘She always acts without thinking.’ Beau couldn’t help but smirk and said ‘Sounds familiar.’ ‘Dad,’ said Moonlight as she blushed in embarrassment ‘Will you stop bringing that up. I’m still embarrassed about that day.’ ‘Anyway,’ said Beau whilst he hugged his daughter and held her close. ‘The others were harsh on her. Although…the way Frosty looked at her and talked to her…he really knew his stuff. It scared your mom straight, trying to be better, even after Starlight encouraged her to no give up. Plus I had to convince the guys really hard to give her another chance. Seeing that they do kind of owe her.’ ‘They did?’ said Moonlight. ‘Mostly about stuff before and after you were born.’ Said Beau whilst telling her. ‘Bucky owed your mom because she took the Apple Family in to live in her castle until their home was repaired…’ ‘Repaired?’ said a confused Moonlight. ‘Uh, long story short,’ said Beau whilst looking at her ‘Granny Smith placed her apron near the stove, causing it to catch fire that caused the house to be burnt down.’ ‘Oh right, I remember.’ Said Moonlight whilst sitting up ‘Apple Slice also told me that Bucky saved Apple Bloom’s life when she was trapped inside.’ ‘That’s right.’ Said Beau, whilst he decided to continue ‘Anyway, Silver owed Twilight too, because she was the one that helped him arrange that private beach house in order to spend time with Rarity. Genus owed her too because she encouraged him to take the next step in his relationship with Fluttershy. Bolt owes her too, because she told him of Rainbow’s insecurities and that he needed to be patient with her. And she even encouraged Frosty to give Pinkie Pie a chance.’ ‘And I assume Bolt had a hard time?’ asked Moonlight. ‘Yeah, turned out for him it was an even bigger issue than we thought.’ Said Beau ‘But I told him that Twilight wasn’t his father or the man who ruined his cousins’ lives and that he has got to stop pretending that she is.’ ‘And I bet it didn’t sit well for him.’ Said Moonlight. ‘For the next few weeks?’ said Beau ‘No, no he didn’t.’ ‘Still, I’m glad that Uncle Bucky and the others saw some sense.’ Said Moonlight ‘I wish Uncle Bolt would, even Bolt Junior wants his dad to stop being stubborn and move on.’ ‘Don’t worry,’ said Beau as he held his daughter close ‘We’ll find a way, we always do.’ When all of a sudden, the doors burst opened, gaining their attention. And from the door, they saw Apple Slice, Smolder, Crystal Gem, Warm Breeze, Ocellus, Junior, Peacon Pie, Pumpkin Cake, Lemon Pie and Pound Cake, standing at the door and exhausted from all the running and in a state of panic. ‘Uncle Beau!!’ said Apple Slice. ‘We got a problem!!’ shouted Peacon Pie. ‘A really, big problem!!’ shouted Lemon Pie. Beau and Moonlight instantly stood up when they saw their reaction. ‘Whoa, what the heck is going on?!’ exclaimed Beau. ‘You’d better get to the picnic area!!’ said Warm Breeze. ‘Our dads are in trouble!!’ said Junior. ‘It’s simply dreadful!!’ shouted Crystal. ‘He’s not kidding Mr. Beau!!’ shouted Ocellus. ‘You gotta get down there now!!’ shouted Smolder. ‘Alright, I’m coming!!’ said Beau ‘Moonlight, let’s go!!’ Beau ran out of the room to check up on the guys, with the kids following in pursuit. ******************************************************************************************************* The kids quickly guided both Beau and Moonlight up the hill to see what was going on. ‘Quick, this way!!’ said the Pie and Cake Twins when they guided them. When they got there on top, both Moonlight and Beau were speechless to see what was right before them. ‘What the…?’ muttered Beau when he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Before them, was none other than Bucky, being chased by flying pies and crashing against him like they were suicide bombers and dancing apples. Silver kept running away from a car made out of silverware, whilst the silverware fork kept jabbing itself against Silver’s tushy, making him yelp and scream at the same time whilst running away. Genus at the same time was screaming as he was being in the middle of a drink tsunami. Bolt was being chased by a pack of rampaging bulls made of tables and cloths. Frosty on the other hand was pretending to be a Viking whilst trying to fight the giant sweet monster. ‘What the heck is going on?!!’ shouted Beau when he saw the entire fiasco. ‘We have no idea.’ Said Warm Breeze first. ‘One minute, our dads were getting ready for Hearts and Hooves Day…’ said Bolt Junior. ‘The next thing we knew, everything went crazy.’ Said the Pie Twins. They then heard Frosty shouting in a Viking accent ‘Back ya vile creature!! Ya can’t escape the likes of me!!’ ‘Why the heck is dad shouting in a Viking accent?’ said Peacon Pie. ‘I don’t know,’ said Lemon Pie ‘Something tells me he’s going a bit too deep here.’ When all of a sudden, to their shock, they saw a giant apple monster stomping its way towards the group. But instead, it went straight for the cake monster. It whispered to it all of a sudden, making the cake monster nod in agreement. When all of a sudden, the two of them fused together, turning it into an apple cake monster. Taking everyone by shock, even Frosty. ‘You gotta be kidding me!!’ shouted Frosty in his normal voice before he got grabbed by the monster whilst it roared in his face. Back at the group, Beau shouted ‘We need to do something!!’ ‘But what can we do?!!’ shouted Crystal. Warm Breeze however, had a deadpanned look on his face and said with a hint of hate ‘I know a certain Lord of Chaos who’s behind this.’ Warm Breeze then shouted ‘DISCORD!!!’ And within a split second, Discord appeared with his own floating seat, looking down and said ‘You called?’ ‘Care to explain this?!!’ shouted Warm Breeze as he pointed at the chaos happening all around them. ‘Did you have something to do with this?!!’ Discord looked around whilst smirking. ‘Oh, yes, it is actually.’ Said Discord whilst admitting it at the same time. Beau and the kids were also shocked to hear this. ‘Why would you do something like this?!!’ shouted Smolder, whilst remembering why she was angry at him, that time he brought a Dragon Sneezing Tree a while back whilst she was in class. ‘Oh, isn’t it obvious?’ said Discord ‘I’m actually trying to get ahead before anypony else gets started.’ Now they were really confused. ‘Getting ahead of what?!’ said Bolt Junior. ‘Why for the Prank war of course.’ Said Discord whilst clapping his talons together ‘This is going to be the best April Fool’s Day, ever.’ Now all of them had flabbergasted and incredulous looks on their faces. Crystal cleared her throat and said ‘I don’t mean to sound uncouth, but HAVE YOU GONE INSANE AND MAD?!!’ ‘Well on Beau’s list, it said that today was going to be the best day ever.’ Said Discord ‘I merely assume that you were talking about April…’ ‘IT’S FEBRUARY!!!’ shouted Beau and the kids. Discord perked up at that and said ‘I beg your pardon?’ ‘Discord,’ said Moonlight sternly ‘April Fool’s day happens on the first of April.’ ‘And today is 14th of February.’ Said Crystal ‘WHICH HAPPENS TO BE HEARTS AND HOOVES’ DAY!!!’ Discord’s jaw literally dropped on the ground, not believing what he was hearing. Then he grabbed it, picked it back up and instantly reconnected his jaw. ‘But…but that can’t be.’ Said Discord as he looked at the calendar. To his shock, it truly was Hearts and Hooves Day, and it truly was February. Discord dropped his calendar and said ‘Oh dear.’ He looked at the others and said ‘I am so sorry. I had no idea it was that kind of day. I merely lost track of time I thought it was April.’ Beau slapped his forehead, as he couldn’t believe that Discord was this dunce. For he may be chaotic, but he can’t believe he’s that stupid, like that time he joined forces with Tirek, only for him to get backstabbed. ‘Do’h, this can’t get any worse.’ Said Beau. Discord overheard him and said ‘As the Lord of Chaos, I’d advise against saying things like that.’ When all of a sudden, they heard some loud thumping behind them, causing Beau and the kids to slowly turn around and saw a giant toilet monster, which flabbergasted all of them. ‘Funny,’ said Discord with a quirked eyebrow, ‘I don’t remember inviting him?’ ‘Yum, yum!!’ shouted the Toilet Monster ‘Time to eat them all up!!’ Beau’s left eye twitched rapidly at that and shouted ‘What else could happen?!!’ When all of a sudden, Frosty showed up, wearing nothing but a cape and his underwear, whilst pointing his finger in the air and shouted ‘Don’t worry!! I’ll save you!!’ Beau squinted his eyes shut and muttered ‘You gotta be kidding me.’ Within a split second, Frosty charged towards the large toilet like a madman, only for the Toilet monster to swallow Frosty the moment he landed in its mouth. Frosty ended up being swirled inside. ‘Help!!’ shouted Frosty ‘I’m being pulled into a spin cycle!!!’ The toilet monster soon made his way towards the cake monster and ate it, then to Genus and the drink tsunami, then to Silver after the silverware car got crushed by the lid, then Bucky before the apple treats and foods were splattered against the toilet, even Bolt and the bull tables. All of them were screaming inside the toilet monster as they were swirled inside. ‘Oh dear.’ Muttered Ocellus when she saw this. ‘This is really bad.’ Said Smolder. Beau slapped his forehead and groaned, whilst at the same time, he mumbled ‘Okay, this can’t get any worse.’ When all of a sudden, the toilet suddenly made groaning noises. Make it growl and howl at the same time. ‘Uh, what is going on?’ said a concerned Crystal. ‘Hmm,’ pondered Discord as he placed his hand against his ear and heard the noise ‘From the sound of it, the toilet seems to be clogged.’ Junior suddenly blinked and said ‘So…it’s either going to over flow…or…’ ‘It’s going to blow!!’ shouted Apple Slice. ‘Hit the deck!!’ shouted Moonlight as they quickly ran for cover, whilst at the same time, Moonlight, Crystal and Ocellus used their magic to seal themselves in a bubble so that they could be safe. The toilet continued to make gargle sounds louder and louder and louder until finally… “BOOOOOOM!!!!” The toilet exploded, causing everything the husbands tried to make, especially the toilet water, to scatter and wettened the entire spot they were supposed to be. Beau and the kids slowly exited from cover and saw the damage and carnage all over the place. ‘Wow,’ said Junior ‘I haven’t seen a toilet explosion that bad since…’ ‘NOBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT BURRITO TUESDAY!!!’ shouted the kids. They then heard moaning. When they looked around, they saw the husbands lying all over the place, groaning and whilst in pain at the same time. The kids quickly exited from cover and went over their respective parents. ‘Dad, are you okay?’ said Peacon as he and her sister went over to their dad. ‘Say something.’ Said Lemon Pie in worry. ‘The clogging.’ Said Frosty in a traumatized tone ‘So much…clogging.’ The kids helped their father sit up and rubbed their sore spots. Beau and Moonlight came over, with Beau asking ‘You guys, okay?’ Bolt looked at him with an angry expression ‘Do we look, okay?’ The husbands looked around the damage, and from looking at it, they were immediately disheartened. ‘Oh no.’ said Silver ‘Everything is ruined.’ ‘What the heck happened?’ said Bucky ‘Everything was fine just a moment ago.’ ‘Whoa,’ said a familiar voice. When they turned, they saw Spike, who had just come back from Canterlot. ‘What the heck happened here?’ ‘You don’t wanna know.’ Said Genus as they struggled to get up. ‘Everything was going great, until this happened.’ Said Bucky. ‘Please tell me you were able to get what we were looking for?’ pleaded Bolt. Now it was Spike’s turn to be disheartened. ‘No. They don’t know what happened. They said they had it ready for us, then the next thing they knew, it was gone, poof, disappeared.’ Now the husbands were really saddened as they looked down. Beau on the other hand got upset and angry. Then shouted ‘DISCOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!!!’ Discord sheepishly appeared and moved over to them and said ‘Yes?’ ‘Why are you yelling at Discord?’ asked Frosty. ‘Put it simply,’ said Beau as he looked at them ‘He was the one who caused all of this!!’ The husbands instantly clicked, even Spike. Now all of them got mad and looked at him. ‘What were you thinking, Discord?!!’ shouted Spike ‘You know very well how much it meant to our wives!!’ ‘And why would you even do that?!!’ shouted Bucky. Junior came along and said ‘He thought it was April Fool’s Day.’ All of them were flabbergasted by why he did it. ‘Seriously?!!’ shouted Bolt ‘Are you really that stupid!!’ ‘It’s February you dolt!!’ shouted Warm Breeze. ‘Now because of you, everything is ruined!!’ shouted Silver. ‘Oh, no wait now,’ said a worried and scared Discord ‘I’m sure we can work something out.’ ‘GET HIM!!!!!’ shouted the guys as all of them pounced on Discord whilst at the same time, were beating the tar out of him. All the kids watched as they saw the Lord of Chaos being beaten up by their dads. Even the bystanders, Smolder, Ocellus and the Cake Twins were all watching what was happening before them. ‘Wow,’ said Smolder ‘Never seen anyone beat the tar out of anyone like that before.’ ‘Trust me,’ said Moonlight ‘All of you should’ve seen the sorry state my father left Chancellor Neighsay the last time they talked.’ ‘Uh, I don’t know about you guys,’ said Ocellus ‘But I’m feeling really uncomfortable watching this.’ ‘And… I think we should call your moms and aunt Pinkie Pie over here.’ Said Pound Cake. ‘Yeah,’ said Pumpkin Cake ‘Something tells me that their love and tenderness needs to calm them down.’ ‘Agreed.’ Said the kids. The kids walked away to fetch the Mane 6 and Emily, whilst all of them were watching their dads beat the tar out of Discord at the same time.