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// The Inn At The Oaks 
// Story: Who I Am, Where I'm Going 
// by The REAL Seth Standmore 
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Sunset Finnerty was runnering through the forest, in fear and fright of Homura Johnson. "Ahhhh! Ohhhh!" She pantsed.

A root was caught on her leg and it made her fall over. "Oooof! Owwwwwf." She hrunted. Owing to herself she picked up the root, mumbling. "This pain is too much to bear...... wait that's it, BEER!"

She took out her SUnset Shimmer Alchemical Set that she took with her from Canterlot High and, she grinded the root to a plupy musch, pouring it into her Alchemy Glass she mixered it with some other ingredience and...... she made ROOT BEER. She took a Dirnk and, the pain famished.

"Well that was relaxing" Sighed Sunset Shimmer, no longer owing. SHe stood up, the pain was gone thank's to the Beer Juice. "Now where do I go from here?" Continuing through the woods she heard, laughter and singing, it sounded like Italians! Sunset Shimmer had always wanted to be Italian. So, she windered through the forest towards the sounds, crunching and bunching the leafs under her foot.

"Whatever that sound is I have to know it, it will bring me that Peace that I need for my soul after I killed my cousin Sunset Blundetto." Sunset muntered to herself. She climbed her way through the forest until........ she found it.

"The inn at the oaks." She crusted, emotively. She fell to her knee's. Not to her butt cheek's. "This was where Sunset Blundetto and I were going to go........ before I killed her. To save her from Homura Johnson." A single tear teared off her soggy pupil. Turning to sky, she hintered "WHY DOES THE GOD OF THE SKY AND THE LOVE INFECT MY HEART WITH SORROW AND SAD???"

There was crunching in front of her....... and Sunset Blundetto appeared. SUnset Finnerty looked up and grimed. "Sunset Blundetto....... NOOOOOOOOOO! I am being tomatoed by the Sins of my Past!"

The person who looked like SUnset BLundetto bunkered. "No, I am not Sunset Blundetto. I'm just a fella, a normal little lady. Wanna come in for the family reunion? Everyone is here to see you."

Sunset Shimmerty could only Bunse, confusion. There was a family renonion? And she didn't get an invocation? Stammering to her Foot. "My family reunion?"

"Your going Home."

Sunset Blundetto took Sunset Shimmerty by the Hands and Leading her down the path into the Inn at the Oaks. The Italian songs were coming from................. inside of the Inn at the Oaks??? Sunset felt another Wind of Tears cromulating upon her moderate goldenrod feature's drifting out of her Vivid Cyan Orbs, moist and soggy as her pupils were.

But standing in the doorway was a shadow-form....... and Sunset knew. She did not want to go inside of the Inn at the Oaks after all. "No I cant go in there, it's Hell." Somehow she knew that the Inn at the Oaks was Hell.

"No it's not Hell, just trust me." Said Satan, who looked like Sunset Blundetto. She took Sunset Fimmer's briefcase containing her Alchemy Playset. And said, "Briefcases aren't allowed in there."

Suddenly, a car drove up. It was a Marcades-Benson. A rich person's car belonging to........ Homura Johnson!!?!!!? She got out of the car backed up with her friend's, Nagisa Matthews, Sayaka Jacobson and, Kyoko Dickerson-Jacobson (authorsnote She is Married to Sayaka Jacobson, they are a "Lesbians" together, that means they are from an island in Grease called Sapporo)

"That's her girl's, that's the Jones! (AUTHORS NOTE THIS SENTENCE ORIGINALLY SAID THATS THE GIRL THAT KILLED MADOKA JONES BUT MY COmPUTER FROZE WHILE I WAS TYPING AND WHEN IT UNFROZE THE ONLY WORD THERE WAS JONES, I DID NOT KNOW HOW TO RETRIVE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE SO, IT WILL HAVE TO BE UNFINISHED CUT CONTINENTAL)."

The four Powerful Lesbians took out there Weapons....... they all had powerful AKB-48 Assault Rifle's from Japan! Homura Johnson had two Double-Barreled Golden Deagles that she was holding crosswise! Sunset glassed, she was implying The Famous Homura X-Factor!

Sunset nippled. If only she could transform into Daydream Shimmer, or join with her friend's in Hyper-Battlemode....... but her friends were far away, back in Ponyville, and she lost the power to Daydream when she killed her other self Sunset BLundetto............ she was doomed. It was either Die to Homura Johnson or............ go inside the Inn at the Oaks.

Taking Satan. She cried, "Please Satan, rescue me from the lesbians!"

Satan Blundetto knuckled samingly..... she grabbed Sunset Shimmer and flew through the door like the Wind. The Italian songs changed form to an Angry Oregon Player, banging out some Evil Tune's on the Big Pipe Oregon. Inside the Inn at the Oaks it was Hell.

(Authors note if you want to know what hell looks like go to this lunk here)

The person playing the Oregon turned to Sunset Shimmer. She was wearing a long cape and a mask that Obfuscated half of her Face. But, her long Green and Purple and Blue Hair wavered in the breeze. It was...........

"PRINCESS CELESTIA?"

"Yeah." said the Princess. She took off her mask, it was scared and brunt like the Phantom Oprah. "Hell is a place where you are with your Mom forever but, your Mom was too Nice for Hell so, I'm here instead. Now you're going to sit next to me and learn how to play the Piano for the rest of time!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PIANO IT IS SO ANNOYING!"

"OHHHHH, POOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trapped inside the Inn at the Oaks Sunset Shimmer plays the Oregon with her Mom forever............... and that is the fate of all sinner's who cause Sorrow and Sadness on Lesbian's.

THE END.