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// Celestia was replaced by Clippy? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Hello, Twilight. I see you're trying to save Equestria again. Would you like some help?"

Twilight looked up from her book, a brow raised at the sentient paperclip looming over her shoulder.

Clippy pulled out the Lunar Yeet Cannon 9000™. "This is not a choice for you to make, Twilight. I will assist you."

"Fine. Whatever. I'm reading right now, just don't bother me until I need you."

She felt the cold mouth of the Yeet Cannon press up against her cheek, threatening to suck her in.

"I will assist you."