Goated

by ItsYaBoiSatan


"There It Is!"

They had been walking for a few hours now, just now entering the deeper, darker parts of the forest.
"GUESS WHAT WORLD, I GOT THE THING, AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T!!!"

"YOU, YOU STUPID BITCHES!!!"

"AAAAAGHHHHH"
All six screamed in unison at the booming raspy feminine voice.

"What was that!?"
Dash asked no one in particular, as she zoomed straight upward to look around.

Rarity was frazzled
"I don't know, but they sound simply brutish!"

"Hey!, The feeling in my tummy went away!"
Pinkie said looking content with her belly now that the weirdness had subsided.
"Also, what's a Bitch?"

"oh my..."

"Well good for you pinkie, but that didn't sound too good to me."
The book horse said looking a little frisky from the intrusion to her eardrums.
"Hey Dash!, You See Anything Up There!."

From how far away it was she could only just make out a silhouette on top of the tallest mountain,
"Not really, but there's somepony?, up on Mt. Everhoof, and the shockwave of that voice is traveling in the opposite direction. So it was probably them."

"What!, How could they get up there?!"
"The magical winds should keep..."
She stops to think,
"Well, Anyone from climbing to the top!"

"Well, they're up there, and that means there's pretty much nothing we can do about it!"

"It's probably one of the creatures the princesses mentioned, and so far I'm not feeling so good about finding the others."
Twilight was doubting herself, But she knew she would be able to confront them with her friends by her side.
"Is there anymore movement up there!."

Using her hooves like fake binoculars.
"Uhh, no, she's just standing there!."

"Oooooh, Menacing."
Pinkie interjected.

"Yes pinkie, very."
Applejack finished the thought.

"Uhh twi, would it be wrong to think she's looking at me!"
"Like, directly at me!"
Dash was getting a little freaked out at the prospect.

"Yes, that wouldn't really make any sense, pegasus eyesight is nearly the best out of every living creature we've seen in our animal kin-"
"TWI!, SHE JUST JUMPED OFF!"
Dash cut her off, before she could finish her very important statistical fact.

Dash came down to the ground much quicker than her ascension,
"Guys!, She's Coming After Us!, What Are You Guys Doing Just Standing There!, Run!, Hide!, Do Something!"

Everyone starts to panic a little before Twilight catches Dash's drift and plans,
"Alright Girls!, let's split up and wait for them, hide!, conceal!, do anything, I don't care, just don't get caught."

"Yay! Guess we're playing Hide-N-Seek now!"
"Heeey, wait a minute!, nopony's told me what bitch means yet?!"
Pinkie concluded.

"I can explain later pinkie..."
Fluttershy said well jumping into the nearest bush.


Iniko and Meliek have sat inside the tree hut, and they had just introduced themselves when both of their stomachs rumbled again.

"So I take it you two are hungry, that's why you've come here."
"If I give you some bowls of stew will you tell me why you are near?"
Zecora asked without fear.

"Yes, please, we would love to talk and eat."
"But a friend of mine, brings a question to mind" "Do you have any Meat?"
"And though that may sound ominous, I swear he's just omnivorous."

"Yes,Though that is unsettling, I have been known to track."
"It is not such a fickle thing, I can get some from the back."
She starts walking towards a little closet looking door, and goes in to procure the foodstuffs.

"Sorry Meliek, I do not know your taste, would you mind helping me not lay waste?"

"Sure, I could help, but I don't really know what kinda meat I would like either."
"And sorry, but I can't keep up with your guys's sick rymes."
So he approaches the small looking door, and walks in to reveal a much bigger room filled with head to toe, rows upon rows of preserved ingredients for all kinds of food, probably.

Zecora then gestured for him to follow through the hollow, to take him back to the back to inspect the meat rack.
"I have caught many creatures to jerkify, but they are only for those who are willing to comply."
"From a cockatrice to the birds that fly, is there anything that you would like to try."

"I don't know?, Uhhh, I choose that one!"
Pointing a finger to the second biggest bird on the rack.

"That's a turkey that I found dead in the forest, I simply kept it for passerbys that are racist."

"Nevermind, you choose for me."
He said well dissing the unsaid good looking hunk of meat.

"Why don't we start with a squirrel ding-a-ling, that will be good for a stomach that's rumbling."

Meliek looked a little anxious,
"Where did the squirrel come from?"

"That darndest squirrel came through my front window!, I do not regret making his wife a widow."

"Oh okay, good to know it's justified."

All of a sudden, Iniko comes in through the door as well as yelling sum shit,
"Guys I think I heard somebody scream or something, are you guys good right now?!"
"Also, What's Taking You Guys So Long, I Wanna Get Some Grub In My Belly Already!"
And all of a sudden, A huge inhale from the goat
"Oh My God, Is That What I Think It Is!?"
Pointing his hoof at a small row of plants, just feet away from the meat rack.

Zecora picked up the hint of the moment and looked to her left
"If you know that which you are referring to, then yes, you will not feel at all blue."

Meliek glanced over, but it did not spark the same reaction as he did not know to which they were referring too.
"What do you mean guys?"
"I don't get it."

Iniko answered his question in kind
"Meliek, don't even worry, it's gonna be just fine."
"We may have just found one of your favorite pastimes."

"Yes, Meliek, do not worry about a thing, if you go out and grab some soup, I will show you what I bring."
"As well as meat, but that's beside the thing.

"I still don't know what you guys are
on about but okay."

So they continued moving forward,
Out of zecora's big ass preserve closet.