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// Post-Credits Plot Twist Stinger Ending 
// Story: Gertie's Equestrian Tour 
// by AlwaysDressesInStyle 
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A lone filly walked the plains wearing a ceremonial buffalo headdress and a sash adorned with several new merit badges.  Once she’d figured out that Gertie’s digestive fluid was actually ‘The Dip’ that could erase cartoon characters once and for all, there’d been a struggle. She was the sole survivor, having teamed up with the buffalo chief to take out the totally unoriginal characters and celebrity caricature.  Especially the celebrity caricature.

With his dying breath as The Dip consumed him, Chief Thunderhooves had implored her to lead his tribe to greatness.  At least that’s what she assumed ‘you traitorous equine’ meant in the buffalo’s native language.





She repeated the Filly Guide creed as she trekked through the badlands.  The Guides had learned from previous failures.  No gloating, no showboating, no witnesses, and no swearing revenge if your plans were thwarted.  Run away to plot another day.  She was already ahead of the game by having a revolving door of aliases.  Someday she’d displace Cozy Glow as the greatest Filly Guide of all time.  Someday soon.