I stand on the wooden floor on my pony hooves as my silvery pony mane falls around my shoulders and I start to flex my new pony ears when I realize that I can move them, before sighing to myself… Trixie needed to leave the house for dinner, and I was left alone to my own devices… I stared at my 2-inch chrome weed grinder and leather case where I keep my pipes and papers on the nightstand to my right before sighing again and wondering if I should take another hit of my bullet pipe first? I shake my pony head and decide against another quick hit as I stare forward once more… I take a long breath in through my pony snout and feel the wind travel through my pony body…
Calm yourself! I think before staring down at my hooves as I really look it… I scrunch my brow and focus my magic once more…
This time, I use my hooves as the focal point of my magic before concentrating on raising my body off the ground! Starlight Glimmer can do it! I think to myself. Why not me too?
My horn shines with energy and my hooves begin to glow with the light purple magic I pour into them and suddenly, my body lifts maybe 2 inches off the floor! I immediately panic and say out loud, “Whoa!” before my magic suddenly fails and my hooves come crashing down to the floor again with a resounding clack, and my body lowers slightly with the impact before I lift myself up with my legs again…
Suddenly, the doorknob of the door on my left glows before the rest of the door opens to reveal a blue unicorn mare with a long stringy white mane and tail as Trixie looks at me with large curious purple eyes and asks, “I just heard your body hit the floor! What are you doing in here Betty?”
I turn my head left to face her and say bluntly, “I’m trying to levitate my own body!”
She frowns and widens her eyes, “Betty, that’s advanced stuff! Don’t you think we should cover the basics, first?”
I sneer back at her confidently, “Well, maybe ordinary unicorns, yeah! But I’m me!”
She lowers her gaze and normalizes her mouth, “So, Betty! Do you really want a challenge to do with your magic?”
I sigh and nod, “Well, yes! My world was just destroyed and I’m trying to distract myself!”
She stares at me blankly before taking the needed 4 paces to reach my body and she suddenly hugs me tightly from the left in her forehooves while saying, “I’m so sorry, Betty!”
I can only stammer out, “W-what?”
She releases me and goes back to her hooves before me and stares at me with wide sympathetic violet eyes, “Well, your whole world was destroyed! Don’t you think you need to do some therapy exercises to address that?”*
I blink and shake my head slightly before saying back at the other pony, “I uh, think I’m getting better, actually?”
She frowns, “Your planet was literally just wiped out, Betty!”
I widen my pony eyes, “Uh, yes! That is true! And that’s why you Shanghaied me and took me to Equestria!”
She widens her eyes, “You were gonna die!”
“I already told you Trixie, my life means nothing!”
She stares at me blankly for a moment before hugging me tightly again!
This time, I let out a squeak, “EEP!” before tentatively returning the hug with my own forehooves.
She disengages once again, drops to her hooves before I turn my body left to face her as she looks at me with wide-open eyes again, “Does your own life mean anything to you?”
I frown my pony mouth at her, “I don’t know? Should it?” I widen my pony eyes and add, “I mean, I did try to end it a few times, you know!”
She stares back at me, and I gaze deep into her purple eyes while she mouths out the words, “Please Betty, don’t ever try to do that again!”
I gaze back at this peculiar azure magician before finally saying, “You care about me, don’t you?”
She frowns and raises her neck, “Well, Trixie did rescue you from your world that was about to be destroyed, despite the fact that you didn’t want to go… And Trixie is letting you stay here with her…”
I stare back blankly and nod, “Yes! You care about me!”
She widens her eyes while saying sarcastically, “No! You don’t say?”
I snicker, “Alright Trixie! Alright, you win…” I breathe in and out through my mouth and look back at her, “Since my life is apparently so important to you, I guess I won’t ever consider ending it again… Even though, technically, my last suicide attempt was about seven years ago…”
Trixie nods as well, “Thank you Betty! That’s all Trixie asks!” before leaning her head closer to me and nuzzling me gently before a soft kiss, “I just put the pizza in the oven and we’re probably looking at another seventy-five minutes or so…” she raises her right eyebrow, “Wanna smoke with Trixie?”
At that point, even though I still felt some of the cannabinoids in my body from what I had puffed earlier, I had that same thought again, fuck it! Before lifting my gaze to the other pony, “Well, I still can’t roll with my magic… Uh, you got this?”
She grins, “Of course!”
<*****>
Later, the remains of the king joint are smoldering in Trixie’s glass ashtray on the floor to my right as I sit on my haunches with my two forelegs vertical and holding my purple pony body as I stare at this strange blue unicorn with wide hazel eyes and say, “I’m a pony!”
She stares back at me, obviously trying not to snicker, “Yes Betty! You certainly are!”
I blink before repeating myself, “I’m a pony!”
She smiles and giggles, “He he! Yes, you are, Betty! You’re a cute green unicorn now!”
I grimace playfully, “I’m not cute! Ur mom is cute!”
She continues chuckling at me.
I finally sigh and just add nonchalantly, “I’m still kinda mad at you for saving my life!”
She continues smiling while eyeballing me carefully and replying, “Ah! That awkward moment when you care more about your marefriend than she does!”
I widen my eyes as she simply snickers.
She sighs as she stops chuckling, “Betty… I care about you! If you don’t wanna live for you right now, just live for me, okay?”
I frown and give a resigned sigh, “Well uh…” I blink as my stoned mind works to process all the things this blue horse just said to me, “Okay Trixie…” I smile at her, “I care about you too, and I’ll keep living, just for you… If that’s what you really want…”
She raises her gaze, “And you’re not mad about that, Betty?”
I blink again and frown, “What? No! Why would I be mad? I mean, you made a request and I complied, right?”
She smiles, “Good Betty! Now cum on, snuggle slave! I need to teach you some things about me…”
I can only stare at this other pony wide-eyed before gulping and then, getting off my haunches to my hooves on the floor to trot over to this other unicorn and comply…
And so uh, that was the second time I had freaky lesbian pony sex in my lifetime…
<****>
And so, we both lay on the hard wooden floor after what we just did and there’s still all sorts of love juices on my pony chin as I say to the other mare, “Uh, I really need a shower!”
She looks up at me from prone on all fours, closer to the bed from me and slightly to her left, “Uh, I’ll grab the sponge and clean you up then, baby!”
I narrow my eyes at her, “It’s almost like you like taking care of me?”
She smiles back and leans forward to nuzzle me affectionately, “And what if I do?”
I frown, “I’m not used to that!”
She sighs, “Yes, Betty! I know! But you’re here now with me, the mare who loves you!”
I widen my eyes, “Yup! The crazy little blue horse, who loves me!”
She grins and snickers, “We just call them ponies here, Betty!” she shakes her head and continues, “Now get up, darling! We gotta go to the tub now so I can clean you! Also, I need to teach you how to clean that too!”
I gulp, “Do we have to?”
She nods, “Yes Betty, it’s important! Now, come on! I’ll get the pizza on the table to cool while you get in the bathtub!”
<*****>
Trixie sat there with the green pepper, mushroom, and onion pizza inside her blue magical grasp on the right side of her body at the table, as she looked at me sitting there across from her, with my damp grayish-white pony mane, attentively and asks, “So uh, how we doing Betty? Is it sinking in yet?”
I snap to attention and widen my eyes, “Uh, is what sinking in?”
She frowns, “That Trixie cares about you…”
I blink, “Um, I think so? I still got some of the shit in my brain and I think I should just eat for now? Uh, “ I look at the plate with two large slices of pizza and a glass of soda to the right with ice in it… I suddenly wonder what that tastes like as I furrow my brow and force the glass to glow purple and lift towards my mouth. Once there, I focus on tilting it back so I can get the liquid down my pony throat and then work on fixing it right side up, so the liquid doesn’t spill. Then, I focus on gently setting the cup down and releasing it just over the table, so it lands the necessary quarter inch or so and causes the liquid to move a bit inside. I look up at the other unicorn, “I think I’m getting the hang of this?”
Trixie smiles back at me, “Good job Betty! Now, eat your pizza! You need to eat now! You haven’t had anything since breakfast!”
I frown at her, before focusing my magic to lift my right slice in its violet glow and say to her, “That’s always been a problem in my life! I don’t eat enough!”
She smiles and nods, “Yeah, and now, you’re going to…”
I lift my left eyebrow, “Oh?”
She giggles, “Yes, you’re gonna eat enough for me, or I’ll tie you down and tickle you! Now, to your pizza slave!”
I can’t help but snicker and shake my head while wondering what this crazy horse’s angle is and then, sigh and lift the pizza to my pony snout and take a bite with my new pony teeth…” As the food is masticated inside my mouth and I taste the flavors, I can’t help but notice that they all seem different somehow? It then occurs to me that these aren’t my original taste buds as I swallow the delicious food and look at the other unicorn and smile, “This is really tasty!”
“Mhm!” Trixie says back at me while smiling… She breathes in and out through her mouth before looking at me carefully, “So, have you given any thought to the things I’ve been saying to you?”
I gulp and frown, “You mean about how you care about me and love me and want to be with me, or whatever?”
Suddenly, a purple alicorn with a colorful highlighted blue mane and tail materializes to my left and Trixie’s right there in the kitchen. She turns her head right to stare at me as she smiles and leans forward with exuberant wide purple eyes and happily exclaims, “Oh my gosh! Betty? Uh,” she blinks as she leans forward excitedly, “Welcome to Equestria!”
I turn my head left towards the alicorn and scream, “Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!”
Trixie snickers and shakes her head before staring back at me while continuing to smile, “It’s okay, Betty!” she turns her head right to the alicorn, frowns, and says, “Twilight, you’re supposed to warn me before you do that!”
The alicorn turns her head left to face the blue unicorn and widens her violet eyes, “Yeah, but Betty is here!”
Trixie grimaces and nods, “Yes, and so are you! But guess what? Only one of these two things is supposed to be here!”
Twilight frowns, “I know, but she’s here and she’s not from here and I wanted to make sure we give a good impression of Equestria!”
Trixie narrows her eyes, “Look! My sla er, human/pony hasn’t eaten all day and she needs to chow down now! Can you please just come back tomorrow? Preferably at a certain time, so we know when to expect you?”
Twilight sighs at the magician, “Well, that seems reasonable Trixie! But can I speak to you in the other room, please?” she glances her purple eyes towards me, before back at the other pony, “I need to talk with you privately…”
Trixie nods her head, “As you wish, Twilight!” she turns her head back right towards me and says, “Betty! Eat your pizza and drink your soda now and be careful! Trixie will be back in a little while!”
<*****>
I lay on my left side under the velvety purple covers of Trixie’s bed as the blue pony holds me from behind as the big spoon and groan as I let out a big belch, “Whoa! Excuse me! Uh, oh damn! I can’t believe I had five slices!”
Trixie giggles lightly from behind me, “I can! You hadn’t eaten all day and then, we smoked, and you got the munchies!”
I snicker myself, “Uh, yeah! So, what’s with Twilight Sparkle? I know she’s the ruler of Equestria now, but what does she want with me?”
“Oh, she knows you’re not even from this planet and she wanted to meet you and to make a good impression! Honestly, I’m not sure why? I mean, your world is destroyed now and you’re probably the only one left? Or well, you would be if you weren’t a pony now!”
I close my eyes and sigh deeply again, “Yeah, I know… I’m a pony now and my life is weird…”
“Hasn’t your life always been weird though, Betty?”
I nod, “Yeah! Yeah, it has, and just for once, I would like my life to be stable and mundane, you know?”
“Trixie can do that for you! All she asks is your love!” The blue mare states before nuzzling me deeply from behind and I feel the warmth of her breath and her hot snout on the back of my neck… It seems oddly comforting, but for the life of me, I have no idea why…
I stammer out, “I don’t get a choice, do I?”
Trixie holds me tightly in her forehooves, “Not if death is your only alternative, no… I love you…”
I gulp, “I love you too, Trixie… And uh…” I pause for a moment…
“Yes, Betty?”
“Thank you for saving my life, Trixie…” I can’t help but smile slightly as it dawns on me that this wonderful blue mare cares for me… “You’re the best marefriend, ever!”
Trixie lovingly kisses the nape of my neck and says, “It was Trixie’s pleasure! Now rest up, baby! There’s things to do tomorrow!”
<*****>
I open my eyes alone in the bed, but still on my left side with my head on the big soft velvety purple pillow. There’s a smiling blue unicorn on the floor before me and I also notice the steaming white cup of coffee on the table and my 12-inch glass straight bong sitting on the floor to her left, with freshly loaded weed inside.
She smiles at me, “Time to wake up, Betty! Twilight will be around in under two hours, and we need to get you functional again! Time for coffee and wake n bake!”
I groan, “So, that butthole alicorn is coming by, this morning? Uh, shouldn’t we have more warning?” I say before widening my eyes as I realize I just unintentionally rhymed…
Trixie lowers her gaze, “Well, don’t you think the morning makes more sense since that gives her all day to spend with you?”
I narrow my eyes, “Okay, you got me there!”
She smirks and giggles, “Of course! Now get those yummy flanks down here and get high with Trixie! We need you at your best, today!”
(To be continued…)