My Little Pony Destroyers are Magic.

by CommonDash


Dashes gryphon friend

Dash was doing her routine weather patrols. She had to if she wanted to keep getting those books from Taylor.

Suddenly a brown gryphon lands hard on a cloud in front of the rainbow Pegasus.

“Dash we need to talk!” Gilda shouts

Dash usually a little bit ignorant. Knows her old friends needs to have a serious discussion with her.

“Gilda.” Dash says landing on the cloud.

To the shock of the Pegasus the first words out of her friends mouth were.
“I’m sorry”

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Taylor woke up to about half a dozen heys!

“What? I spent forever writing down the hull number system along with the coded messaging with lights and flags last night. What do you need?” Taylor asks

“Hey.”

“You want a feather from mom’s wing? Why?” Taylor asks confused

“Hey!”

“Wands? Wait what?” Taylor asks even more confused.

“Hey, hey hey. Hey hay.”

“You want to make a wand then install it in my fore legs so I could do magic? What makes you so certain this would work?” Taylor asks

“Hey?”

Taylor is left speechless at that statement.
“You can’t just shrug and say it worked in Harry Potter!” Taylor shouts

“Hey.”

“Fine fine I’ll ask. You don’t happen to be a marine do you?” Taylor asks exasperated

“Hey.”

“What does “I like crayons” mean?” Taylor asks

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“So wait you’re a Dutchess?” Dash asks Gilda

“Yes, my great uncle is the king.” Gilda says

“Richthofen?” Dash asks covering her open saddle bags with her wing.

“Yes? I’m surprised you know his name? I didn’t think you were one to keep up with politics.” Gilda says shocked

“Yeah, well I, the more you know.” Dash says

Gilda nods.
“Right so, how do I say this I wanna be friends again.”

“That… well, you would have to get along with my other friends. Or at least be cordial with them.” Dash says

“Did you just say a big word?” Gilda says with mock shock.

“When your friends with a nerd who loves using big words you pick up on a few.” Dash says understanding it was a jest.

“So how are we doing this?” Gilda asks awkwardly

“Right, I know just the person to talk to about friendship.” Dash says getting up and ready to jump off the cloud.

“Okay?” Gilda says confused.

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“Say mom could I have 1 “hey” I mean two of your feathers?” Taylor asks

“Taylor… you do know the meaning of asking for feathers from a Pegasus right?” Twilight asks

“Um no?” Taylor says confused

“What do you need the feathers for?” Twilight asks

“To make a wand so I can do magic.” Taylor says

Twilight seems to freeze in place.
“What?”

“Not my idea. But I think it has merit.” Taylor says

“F-fine but the conversation never happened okay… don’t lose my feathers.” Twilight says blushing through her fur.

“Yes mom.” Taylor says confused.

Right after the feathers we dissolved aboard Taylor there was a knock at the door.

“Twilight I’ve got a friendship problem.” Dash says walking in.

“Is that a gryphon? Don’t worry mom I’ll translate,” Taylor says

Gilda looks at the filly confused expecting gibberish.

“Hallo, Wie heißen Sie?” Taylor asks

Benefit of having crew from Wisconsin was that some of them knew German.

“Ich heisse Gilda.” Gilda says a little shocked.

“Ich bin Taylor. wie geht’s?” Taylor asks

“Oh, du sprichst Deutsch?” Guilda asks

“Wait… you actually know gryphish?” Twilight asks shocked.

“Yes? So what do you need to ask?” Taylor asks

“I can speak your language fine actually.” Gilda says

“Oh, it’s so hard to find someone to practice with in this country.” Taylor says

“What other languages do you know?” Twilight asks

‘Well what do I know guys?’ Taylor asks her crew.

“Zu’u Haalvut med dii throat los viir.” Taylor says

Spike in the background drops the power ponies book in shock.

“W-was that the lost language of the dragons?” Gilda asks

“Well, it’s obviously not lost.” Taylor says

“bonjour tu me comprends?” Dash asks getting everyone to look at her in shock.

“Un peu.” Taylor says

“Who are you?” Gilda asks Taylor in shock.

“I am Taylor Fletcher Sp.” Taylor says almost saying sparkle however she doesn’t exactly understand how surnames work here.

“So friendship problem?” Twilight asks smiling.

“Wait are we just gonna ignore the fact Taylor spoke the language of my people?” Spike asks only to get no response.