//------------------------------// // Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "MAKE FLOWERS. DO A HAPPY." Sweetie Giraffe boomed, prancing through the open fields the best that she could. In the corner of her eye, she spotted a run-down shack. There was a pony inside it, holding a knife. And another pony, screaming. "NO." Sweetie shot her eyeball lasers at the shack, lighting it instantly on fire. "STOP CRIME." The other pony that was screaming was also now a giraffe by the way. Sweetie Giraffe just has that kind of power. Unfortunately, because the laser doesn't care, the pony wielding a knife also is a giraffe too. So is the knife. Have you ever seen a knife giraffe? Because now we have a flaming giraffe chasing another flaming giraffe with a giraffe knife. Sweetie Giraffe walked away, satisfied that she had stopped(?) another crime.