What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?

"MAKE FLOWERS. DO A HAPPY." Sweetie Giraffe boomed, prancing through the open fields the best that she could. In the corner of her eye, she spotted a run-down shack.

There was a pony inside it, holding a knife.

And another pony, screaming.

"NO." Sweetie shot her eyeball lasers at the shack, lighting it instantly on fire. "STOP CRIME."

The other pony that was screaming was also now a giraffe by the way. Sweetie Giraffe just has that kind of power.

Unfortunately, because the laser doesn't care, the pony wielding a knife also is a giraffe too. So is the knife. Have you ever seen a knife giraffe?

Because now we have a flaming giraffe chasing another flaming giraffe with a giraffe knife.

Sweetie Giraffe walked away, satisfied that she had stopped(?) another crime.