Sunset Shimmer sat down on her bed in her hotel room in Costa Mosta California. She sighed. She ran her hand through her bacon hair. She sighed again and put her hand up to her face. It was covered in bacon grease from her bacon hair. She began to lick and suck on your hand and fingers while thinking about her life and sobbing to herself even though the bacon grease was really really yummy. Putting bacon grease on her chin would give her bad skin. She cried as she thought about that and tasted more bacon grease. It was still yummy.
It was been one year since she had killed Sunset Blundetto her alternate self from the dimension of Girls (authorsnote remember that since Equestria is where Equis comes from girls come from Girls). Since then she had fled her home and the wrath of Homura Johnson her former friend. She had started her new life as Sunset Finnerty, no longer Sunset Shimmer, because she knew Homura Johnson would never fourgive, or even threegive her, for taking away her right to revenge herself, as Sunset Blundetto had killed Homura Johnsons wife Madoka Jones.
Now Sunset Finnerty had to go to work....... she picked up her backpack full of patio furniture and took a long walk out to the highway. Pulling out her sign she spun and flipped it around. The sign said "BUY PATIO FURNITURE."
A car pulled up at the side of the rode and out of the car came a priest a monk and a rabbi. They were on there way to the bar. "Well well if it isn't Sunset Finnerty. You've got a lot to answer for young missy."
Sunset Finnerty began to sweet. Bacon sweat ran down her golden-fried face. Could Homura Johnson. Have found her?
But then the rabbi gave her a receipt for a rattan chair. And said "This broke while I was trying to sit down on it after a long day of Rabbing. I want a refund."
"Yeah and, I bought a wicker Jesus Cross from you and, the Jesus fell down off of it and killed my favorite alter boi." Said the priest producting a receipt of his own for a wicker Jesus Cross.
The monk said. "And I bought a rattan heater from you. And everyone in my monetary died. Of frozen."
Sunset Finnerty felt her sweat evaluate. Whew! It wasn't Homura Johnson. But then she was sweltered in confuse. "But these receipts do not come from me, Sunset Shim I mean Finnerty. Here let me buy you a dink........ at the Bar."
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At the bar Sunset Shimmer was sitting in some Wicked Furniture she brought with her from the highway. It was an Irish Bar and some Roman Soldier's were playing Card's at the next table. She was drinking her Beer Juice out of a tall glass while her new friend's the Priest the Rabbi and the Konk take shots of wine.
The Pierst said to Sunset. "Hey have you ever thought about hell?"
"Oh yes I think about hell all of the time." Said Sunset Shimmer. This was a normal thing for her to talk about. She used to talk about Hell with her best friends all the time. Thinking of them again made her One Single Tear, and it splittered onto the floor nearby into the shape of a Borken Hearth. "Excuse me I think I need to go cry." Said Sunset Finnerety. She finished drinking her Beer Juice and ran out the door.
A Horny Milf followed her. And said. "Hey Sunset Finnerty do you ever think about pussy?"
"Oh yes I think about pussy all of the time. I've got pussy on the brain. Sometimes I think about it while I am thinking about Hell."
This made the Horny Milf very Horny. "Well this pussy will only make you think of Heaven............ because that's where it will send you."
Sunset Finnerty's eyes went Widened. This Milf was going to kill her!!! With pussy!!!! Screaming she turned, she ran and she ran, she did not even go back for her furniture she just kept on running until she tripped and fell down some stares.
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Sunset Finnerty awakened at the Hospital. A doctor was there. He was looking up her nose with a microscope.
"Hmm this doesn't look good, Sunset Finnerty." The dictator said putting away his microscope.
"Give it to me gay Doctor." Said Sunset Finnerty. She did not want it to her straight.
The doctor sighed. He said. "Sunset Finnerty it seems you have Oldtimer's Disease. It is a rare and degenerative disorder that makes your brain look like swissed cheese." He pulled up an X Ray. "This is a normal brain." Then he pulled up another X-ray. "This is a brain with Oldtimer's disease."
The other brain looked indeed like Swissed Cheese. Sunset felt a single tear. It spangled on the ground into the shape of two gears grinding together. "Could this be my punishment? For all the evil I have done? For bulling my friend's? For telling Rarity her dress looked like Puke and Butts? For killing my cousin Sunset BLundetto before Homura Johnson could torment her?"
Just then the police breast into the building. The Milf was there, she was dressed like a Cop this time, wearing a hat shaped like a Girl Private part. She sampled, "Well well, little did you know that this hospital was Bungged, Sunset Finnerty, or should I say........ SUNSET SHIMMER?"
Sunset moaned and minned. Why did she confess her crimes out loud? WHY???
The doctor pulled off his mask.
"HOMURA JOHNSON?"
"Now to get... my revengeance on you. Sunset Shimmer."
Sunset limped out the window of the doctor's office and into some Bushes. Jeb and Barbara were crushed but, George was okay. She sprintingly ran along the street, a Mob of Cop's and Other Folks chasing her. In the window above a man who looked like Steve Harvey Oswalt shot at her with a Raffle, but, Sunset was able to Elucidate them, into the woods she ran and ran until........ she passed out ready to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED?