//------------------------------// // Game Players 33 // Story: The Game Players // by GamePlayer64 //------------------------------// “Soothing Massage… Hi Besty!” Said Fancy as she was a bit nervous. Every other member was surprised that Fancy had a childhood friend but Game. “Fancy? What’s wrong?” She said as Fancy tried to not sound weird. “Nothing Besty! I’m surprised to hear from you from our night calls.” She said in hopes she understands. “Oh good! Listen to this exciting news! I’m moving back to Canterlot City!” She said happily. “YOU ARE!?” Yelled Fancy in shock but realized what she did and corrected herself “Sorry, you are!” She repeated her while sounding happy. “Sorry. My folks are still sleeping.” She lied as her friends looked confused. “I understand and I can’t wait to see you again.” “I will as well. See ya soon!” “Bye!” Said Soothing Massage as she hung up as Fancy held her hand and looked horrified. “WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?” She yelled as Tunes went to a parking lot. “Something tells me that you don’t want this Besty to be here.” Said Tunes as Fancy was a bit worried as Game decided to cook breakfast for everyone. “We’re having waffles and pancakes. 3 flavors; original, blueberry and chocolate chip. Apple juice and orange juice. Bacon is optional.” Said Game as Exo poured herself some coffee as Fancy pulled out a gallon of OJ and started to drink the entire container as Exo stopped her. “Whoa… Rich Tits! Don’t be a Pinkie. Calm down and tell up of this Besty of yours.” She said as she just put the gallon down. “UGH… Okay. My besty is a childhood friend of mine. Perhaps the only real female friend from my childhood.” She said as Exo smirked. “So who was your 1st male friend?” Game turned to her with a death glare. “Never mind. Forgot your boyfriend was your childhood friend. It's something I didn't see when I was growing up in the lousy part of the city. It normally whacked best friends or makes them your bitch.” He said as Sharp looked at her. “You have one sad childhood with that life.” She said as Exo snarled “Don’t remind me. It's why I hate traitors with my life.” She said as Fancy continued. “Her name is actually her work name. She has 2 phones; one personal and one for work. Her real name is Relaxing Massage.” She said as Game looked surprised. “Relaxing Massage? Wait… she’s the friend you told me about. The one who is like you.” Said Game as they looked at her. “Like her how? Is she rich?” Asked Exo as Fancy shook her head. “A gamer like us?” Said IQ but got an ‘X’ from Fancy. “Please… don’t tell Dark Speed is she… voluptuous?” Spoke Dark Speed in annoyance but Fancy turned red as Dark Speed groaned “Was hoping she hated life’s annoyances.” “Like the Tax Collector?” Said Exo as they looked at her. “This isn’t MGM Cartoons.” Said Tunes “Though, I wish we can watch them again.” “We can.” Said Game “I’ll tell you all later. Now back to Relax.” “Yes, well she developed a dislike for guys as they stare, air-grope and flirt with her when she asks them to stop. So she went to an All-Girl School through her Pre-teens and now. She is one who is not afraid to kick a guy in the crotch.” She said as the guys covered their crotches except for Dark Speed. “She won’t get any flirtation from Dark Speed & Game Life. He & Large are already in a relationship, High IQ & Death Alchemist are screwed if Gambling Queen doesn’t assassinate Death for rubbernecking women.” He explained as Death gulped as he looked scared. “I need to make a call!” Yelled IQ as he went to Tunes’ room. “Okay. She never made any male friends but she’s not into girls, sorry Tunes.” She said as Tunes snapped her fingers. “It's alright but I thought I would make a friend like me who's into girls.” Said Tunes. “Listen but until my friend is used to the city; I'll have zero contact with any of you boys.” She said as some were insulted but Game looked at the twins. “Does she dislike little boys or baby boys?” Asked Game as some were worried that Relaxing Massage might yell at boys that are younger than her, like Prank Life. “No. She isn’t a monster.” Said Fancy as they sighed in relief. Fancy’s phone notified her of a text as Relaxing texted her that she is visiting her home at 11AM. “Oh boy, I need that breakfast to go! I need to take some pictures of the girls with me!” She said as Tunes went back on the wheel. “We’ll be there in 20 minutes! Also we will snatch some good shit in the rich neighborhood.” Said Tunes as they enjoy collecting rich people's trash as Exo gasped in horror. “God damn it! I don’t stink like a sewer anymore. Those Attack Dogs are gonna tear me to shreds if they get me.” She said as she was beginning to worry about the dogs. “Oh come on… your farts will frighten them away!” Said Sharp as Exo was insulted but nodded. “Yeah that makes sense. I eat anything and my gas is SBD.” She said proudly as they opened windows in case. 25 Minutes Later “QUICK! Before the guards get us!” Yelled Exo as they carried a large couch to the RV roof as Dark Speed carried a Gargoyle statue in the RV as Sharp carried stuff dolls. “Stupid rich people. They throw away good shit.” He said as Tunes hit the pedal to the metal as Fancy waved goodbye. (“I know we can buy that stuff but they do love to stick it to my selfish and greedy neighbors and I don’t mind.”) Thought Fancy as she entered her house. “I’m home!” She yelled as Miss Beauty came with a tray of fresh baked cookies. “Hello baby! Guess what happened today?” Said Beauty. “Is it Relax and her family?” Answered Fancy as Miss Beauty pouted. “Pooh… I wanted to surprise you.” She said as she went to the kitchen. “You better hide some naughty stuff from Relaxing.” She said as Fancy headed for her room. “Hide my photos of Gamey & the others.” She said as she made it. She hid her pictures of Game Life and the pictures of the other guys in her inventory. Even hid her 3DSes in her inventory. “I think that’s everything.” Said Fancy as she pulled out her cell phone and changed her background. Nearly forgot about that.” “That’s them!” She said as she ran to the door. Fancy saw her mom open the door to a large chocolate tan muscular woman in a black suit, H-Cup size tits and sunglasses. “Pressure Point!” Beauty yelled happily. “Beautiful!” Yelled Pressure Point as they hugged each other. “I miss my sister from the society crap!” She said as Beauty smiled. “Tell me, do lonely guys always stare at you when you workout at the gym?” Asked Pressure Point as Beauty smirked. “Yeah but I stopped after some of their girls kicked them in the groins.” She said as Pressure held in her laugh. “Same thing but my honey-woney is my only man.” She said while blushing. “He is one of a kind man to love you for you.” Said Beauty as Fancy looked nervous. “Hello Miss Point.” She said as Pressure Point waved happily. “Fancy-Wancy… Long time no see. I can see you have your mama’s figure.” She said as Fancy frowned. “It has its ups and downs. Mostly downs that involve getting comfortable clothes and a bra that doesn’t snap.” She said as Pressure nodded that’s a pain in the ass. “Anyway, we have to talk as much as we can.” Said Pressure Point “I have a reunion with a partner from Med School that I’ve been sending letters for 6 years. Texting & Emails aren’t our thing.” She said as Beauty placed her arm around Pressure. “That’s great. Same thing like we did before smartphones became a common thing. I mean I hated that some small dicks get a chance to rubberneck with those things.” Said Beauty as they went to the Living Room. “Also I got something to take care of these massive pumpkins.”She whispered to Pressure as she smiled. “No more buying bras or getting expensive custom-mades.” Said Pressure as Fancy looked around “Where is Relax?” She said. “Behind ya sister.” Said a voice as she turned to see a 16-year old Teenager with a peek-a-boo hairstyle Amber and a Mauve tip, Milk Chocolate Skin, Strawberry eyes, G-Cup chest and thick waist, wearing a XLL Pink Shirt with a Red female symbol on it, a big belly and a long green skirt with lightweight boots. “Long time no see.” She said as Fancy and her hugged each other. “I miss you so much!” Said Fancy “Tell me, what made your family decide to move back?” She asked. “Don’t know? My mama said her workplace relocated her here and daddy was hoping I make some new friends but no more groin kicks.” She said as Fancy looked worried for her. “Look, I know you’ve met some perverted men and dislike guys but there are good boys out there.” She said as Relax frowned and crossed her arms. “I know but you remember my vow. Until I met a boy who thinks of things other than my chest and butt and isn’t interested in them. No more pushing them away but that’s impossible.” She said. “Unless he’s gay.” Said Fancy as Relax nodded since that’s possible. “Do you want to play with my video games?” She asked as Relax nodded. “Okay but I don’t get why you still like them? I prefer that one from the N64 with that Robot with one wheel. It was so cute!” She said happily but frowned. “It's too bad, there isn’t someone with a Nintendo 64 and that game.” She said as Fancy looked away nervously (“Except my boyfriend but he’s very cautious about his files.”) thought Fancy nervously. “I mean you could buy it easily but there are some chances that it might stop working after a few days.” She said in a depress tone “I could but… it’s a slim chance.” She said as they spent their time talking about their middle and current High School experiences. Relaxing told her about this one short girl who constantly robs some people’s car batteries and tires for fun. Fancy groaned since she knew who was doing that. As time passed, Fancy waved goodbye to Relax and Pressure as they headed for the night to meet her old friend. The Next Day Fancy was at her backyard waiting with Sharp, Tunes, Exo, GQ, Cute, & Strong. “I think this is a good experience in meeting new friends.” Said Tunes. “Yeah… still don’t know why I’m wearing a disguise?” Asked Exo who was wearing a dress and a redhead wig. “Apparently, she witnessed you robbing tires and car batteries. So one call for 911 and you're in a cell, again.” “Great… another rat.” She said as she behaved. “Just don’t swear. Given if she knows your voice.” Sharp said as Exo had her hair change and wore clothes that were bought in the mall. “Yeah. Now hush up! She’s coming soon.” Said Strong as Relax came up happily. “Hey Fan! Whoa… who are you all?” “I’m Sharp Shooter.” “Tough Exo.” “Sweet Tunes is my name, and music is my game.” “Strong Love.” “I’m Heavy Cute.” “Gambling Queen is what I’m called.” “These are my friends, Relaxing. Everyone Relaxing.” Everyone waved but Sharp was shocked by her. “Holy… she’s what Fancy said she is.” She whispered as Exo nodded. “So tell me, how was the night with your mom’s friend?” Asked Fancy as Relax sighed happily. “It was amazing! My mom’s friend was sweet and kind as they talked. Also her son was a well mannered gentleman and I can’t believe what I’m saying but… I believe I have a crush on him.” She explained as Fancy clapped. “I’m so happy for you!” She said as they both hugged. “Do you have a pic or a secret pic?” She said curiously as Relaxing blushed “We got a picture during the meal and I got a copy from mom. I thought he was a perv but he only looked me in the eyes and not my body.” She said as she pulled a picture from her purse but paused, “May I use your bathroom?” She asked as Fancy nodded as she handed Tunes the picture while heading for the bathroom. Tunes looked at it but was horrified. “Oh shit…” She said as Strong, Cute & Strong looked at it but gasped. “Oh no…” “*Gulp*” “Uh-oh…” As Exo was confused. “What the hell is wrong? Let me see.” She said as she snatched it from Tunes as her eyes widened. “@#$%….” She said as Fancy looked worried. “What’s wrong? Whose in the picture?” She asked as Exo pulled it away from her. “Uh… no! It’s… the guy is… plain?” She said while trying to keep it away from Fancy. “Let me see it!” Said Fancy angrily as the other girls moved away out of fear. “NO!!! IT WILL KILL OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!” She yelled as Fancy snatched it. “What is IT?!” She looked as she gasped. “Fancy…” Said Sharp. “Remember… he isn’t…-” Fancy dropped the picture and ran out the room as Tunes was worried. “HE’S INNOCENT!!! HE’S INNOCENT!!!” She screamed as the picture showed Pressure Point and Relaxing Massage were smiling with Mama Sweet Medication & Game Life. “I’M GONNA KILL HIM!!!” At the 8-Bit Café Game Life shuddered a bit as the guys looked at him. “I have the Willies…” “Dark Speed senses… Misunderstanding.”