Goated

by ItsYaBoiSatan


The 3rd Chapter or Sum Shit

The goat keeper and his goat walked, not in any particular direction, aimlessly really, But they managed to Find a path of sorts. They had barely moved from their starting position. One of them didn't really know where they were going, and the other didn't really care, so it didn't Really matter.

"SOOooooo, Goat, What's your name?"
He said well patting said goat on his head.

"It's Iniko, and yours isn't -"
He pauses to sigh.
"Goat keeper."
"It's Meliek."
He finished with brushing the previously named meliek's hand off his head.

"Meliek huh, sounds kinda cool."

"Yes, you indeed are, you are THE ONE, THE ONLY,Meliek Shalkowski. The mostst, bestestest, greatestestest goat farmer to ever live or walk the face of the earth or oyster."

"Hey, why do I feel like I'm falling asle---"

He utterly passed out again.


Where am I, why's it so dark in here. Wait, I was just talking to my goat, and he said something, something familiar. I'm Meliek Shalkowski, the bestst goat farmer to ever live or walk the face of the earth or oyster.

I can still move, and I don't think I'm in the dream realm. I cant see but my eyes are open, and I can feel the wooden floor beneath my feet. It smells like a home, it's warm and cozy and dark. I'm now walking towards a light that's behind a door shaped shadow, and I'm creaking the door open.

There's a man on the other side of the lit room, there's me next to a pile of hay and a candle along with a herd of goats. He had just put them all to sleep and covered them with blankets. Justly then, he blew out the candle and moved to his own bed a few feet away, noticably much bigger than him.

As soon as he laid down, the goats got up. Not all of them, just two of them. One a bit stockier than the rest, and the other a bit lankier than the rest.
They then justly jumped into the bed with the other you, they made small bleats as they snuggled next to him, he sure might not have understood them then, but he still said something that stuck.

"I love you the mostst too guys."

Then the other goats joined the sleep pile too.


"Hey!, Snap Out Of It!, Wake Up!, Upside Daisy!, Gutentag!, Somethingg!!."
Iniko said well repeatedly slapping the face of Meliek's entranced Corpse.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!, I'm Up!, I'm Awake!, Ow!, Stop That!"

"Alright, Relax, Calm Down."
He said well stopping his abuse.

"Okay, I'm calm now."

"I SAID YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!"

"Okay!, I'm Calm!, Your Starting To Scare Me!"
"I think I just had a flashback or something."

"That's not good, I mean congratulations, you've been out for like, I don't know, 5 hours."
"I've been waiting and worried sick, we need to get moving and find shelter before night."

"Jesus!, We're Wasting Time, We should get moving."
Then he stopped for a moment of realization.
"Wait, shouldn't we wait for Naya."

"No, she'll find us when she finds us."

"But won't she like, come here?, into this forest?"
"And get lost?"

"No, she'll be fine as long as we're fine."
"We just need to keep moving."
Iniko said well quickening his pace.

"~Oooookaaayyyyyy?"

They continued moving


Spikes stomach medicine was back at the castle, and twilight and her friends were prepared and gathered at Fluttershy's abode. Twilight trusted him to take the bitter liquid on his own. She could trust him to take care of himself, Right?

probably.

"All right girls, first things first!"
"There are multiple creatures in that forest, that could either be dangerous or deadly."

"didn't you say they could also be friendly?"

"Yes, I mean maybe, the princess's were kinda vague on this one."
"We need to prepare for anything, which we've pretty much already done."
She said well putting the last book in her bag.

The other 5 nod their heads in unison.

"Say Twi, why er' we doin' all this preparin' if they might not even be dangerous."
Addled Applejack.

"I don't know, something feels off about this whole situation, but it's probably this."
Twilight pulls out the note written bye Celestia, and points to the PostScript message at the bottom.

"P S, They might be a problem, prepare for something huge, or something, LOL"
Rainbow Dash casually read out loud for everyone.

"Why would she be so nonchalant?, What are these creatures all about?, Who are they?"

"Relax darling, before you stress yourself."
"We can probably handle this just like any other old issue."
Rarity chimed in.

Still calming down
"Okay, we can do this, we just don't know anything about what we're up against."
"Or where they are."
"Or what they're capable of."

"Twi, trust me, we got this."
Applejack added

"Okay, I trust you guys."

"Plus, we have like, the best team for the job, right?"
Dash said well opening the door.

"Uhh, girls."

"Right, "
"I just can't help but worry."

Fake coughing ensues
"Ahem, girls, please keep the door shut until we're leaving."
"Sorry, it's just a lot of scary energy, and the animals feel it differently then we do."
"Also, has anyone else noticed how quiet Pinkies been."

"Sorry flutters, and yeah pinkie, you haven't said a single thing, like, since your good morning hello."
"Are you alright?" Dash said well shutting the door.

"Yeah, I'm okay."
"Last night was kindve a doozie, I've had this weird feeling in my belly since this morning, and it feels like my pinkie sense."
"But it's not, it's different."

"Did you eat breakfast?"

"A little, I wasn't all that hungry."
"Maybe I'll be hungry later, but for now I think we should start looking for those creatures."

"Alright then girls, it's settled."
Twilight said as she took a stance
"Things might get a little weird, and we're gonna have to put a stop to it."

Everypony put their hooves in the circle and lifted them up.
"Let's move out!"
Twi said with a slight hint of fear belying her exterior expression.