Epic Rap Battles of MLP

by enigmaMystere


Rap Battle #17: Results and Aftermath

Last time, on Epic Rap Battles of MLP:

The two fillies stared at the spotted colt before directing their attention back to the third - apparently insane - Crusader. "Not ta pry, Scoots," Applebloom glanced at the tree limb the eager pegasus occupied, "but wouldn't it be safer ta start on th' ground?

She stood on the edge of her branch, shaking her head. "No need! I just know I'm gonna be awesome at this, and Rainbow will finally agree to teach me how to fly!"

Sweetie waved her hooves wildly, eyes wide in panic. "You never asked her in the first place! Don't do this, Scoots!"

The orange pegasus was oblivious to her friend's warnings. She leaped, a grin on her face and her wings spread.

CLIFFHANGER'D!

Now, back to the story.

She looked down, eyes wide as she watched the ground grow larger with every passing second. Why did I pick the highest branch!? She closed her eyes and desperately tried to flap her wings, listening to the breeze hiss past her ears and through her feathers, the markings on her back starting to

Wait, what was that last one?

Suddenly, she stopped in mid-air, mere inches away from the grass. With a sigh of relief, she put her hooves on solid ground, looking up at her friends. They stared at something behind her, their eyes so wide that they threatened to pop out of their sockets. She turned to the spotted colt, who stood there, beaming brightly at her, a look of pride in his eyes.

He stepped forward, happily nuzzling her. "I knew you could do it, Scoots...my angel."

She blinked, surprised by this. Angel? She fluttered her wings, trying to figure out what he meant by that. Why would Pip call me an-

A soft glow caught her attention, barely in the corner of her eye. She turned her head, finally noticing the luminescent feathers growing from her wings, almost an extension of her own body. She wriggled her feathers, noticing the faux-feathers responded as well. She turned her head to Pip, too stunned by this new development to move her body. She was so stunned, her legs gave out, and she fell on top of him.

He just chuckled, gently kissing her cheek. They held each other close, the orange filly resting her head on his barrel as he calmly, carefully stroked her mane.

The other two, feeling as though they shouldn't be there, silently left the two alone.


Big Mac and Rainbow sat in the back of the restaurant, eating their meal together in peace. Of course, this didn't stop the stallion from glancing over at the divider, half-expecting somepony to interrupt their meal.

The prismatic mare rolled her eyes, shifting closer to him and resting her hoof on his. This was no easy feat, as she disliked any public show of affection, even separated from others like they were. "Come on, big guy. I promise that no one is going to interrupt us. Now," she scooted closer, eyes lidded seductively, "let's just enjoy this time together," she brought her lips close to his ear, whispering softly, "alone."

The partition slid open, revealing a white unicorn. "Yo, you wanna find out who-" She stopped, staring in surprise as the two kissed each other passionately in front of her, apparently ignorant of her entrance. "...I'll just...leave you two alone..." She closed the door, her face bright red.

The couple broke apart, the farmpony smiling slyly at his girlfriend, who was currently doing her best impression of her bookworm friend's hue. "An' that's how ya get somepony to let ya have some private time."

Rainbow snapped out of her daze, grinning widely as she brought herself nose-to-nose with her boyfriend. "Well let's just see who's the best at that, big guy."


Vinyl sat outside the private booth, trying to ignore the ever-growing noises from inside. Eventually, it got so loud, the whole restaurant was looking in her direction. With a sheepish smile, she turned tail, deciding that they would eventually come when they wanted to know who won. Of course, I probably don't need to tell him that it was a tie. They probably got over their disagreement by now.


Okay, so the next Q&A chapter will be before the 20th rap battle. And please let me explain the outcome of the rap battle. Yes, it was a tie. No, not all votes were done in the comments. Some were done in private messages. A few were done by people on my side of the internet. So, all-in-all, the votes were 72 to 72. Next chapter, I'll have them react to that tidbit of news.

Also, I had finished this chapter once before, but then I made the bonehead mistake of closing the tab before saving it! I curse the fruit fly that made me do it to an extra-short lifespan!

Seriously, though, I almost rage-quit the chapter.

Anyways, I tried out the game 'Welcome to Ponyville' by FillyGamez. It was really fun! Though I find myself wondering if there's an option to romance the characters...

And don't worry, the reason behind the rap battle, as well as the words that Shining heard, will be in a later chapter!

Have a nice day!

Enigma out.~

P.S. Yes, I wrote this in about an hour or so. Sue me! I was freakin' upset at losing all the progress I'd done!

"Calm down, E. And make a chapter with me and a colt."

Not right now, Vi, I just want to post this and go to bed.