//------------------------------// // The Farmer 3 Parter // Story: Goated // by ItsYaBoiSatan //------------------------------// Luna came out from the dream realm in the Human's mind scape, still in her own dream realm. They were fun to talk to, but she still couldn't believe them. She was shocked, absolutely bamboozled. This Human had the audacity to wake up in the middle of a conversation with one of the corulers of Equestria. Not that the creature knew anything of this worlds history or anything, but she should've stood out as someone worth listening to. She still had more questions. Nevertheless, she could check up on their other visito- "THE PRESENCE HAS MOVED!" Nevertheless, This Goat Keeper said he would see her tomorrow night. Luna had patience, she needed rest, But before she would rest, she wanted to wake up celestia. So she opted for the most efficient wake up call, teleportation onto her sisters haunches using the royal Canterlot voice. "MY DEAREST SISTER WAKE UP, THE GOATS ARE ALREADY ON THE MOVE, THEY WOKE UP WELL I WAS IN THE DREAM DISTRACTED BY THEIR HUMAN CREATURE!!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!, IM UP NOW!!!, Get me a quill and parchment." Luna quickly teleported all of the necessary materials onto a nearby daystand, to make a note to twilight. To which Celestia slowly trembled out of her bed towards, frightened by her sisters interruption of her favorite dream. She wrote the note... Meanwhile... It was still dark out. Goat Keeper woke up in the middle of nowhere, well not nowhere exactly. In the middle of the Everfree forest, and there were no such other creatures to be seen. At least, not currently in his vision. He stood up and immediately noticed his dirty attire. He tried to dust it off, but failed miserably. He almost fell over too but caught himself on a spare goat. wait whut "AAAAHHHHH!!!, a, goat." Seemingly surprised but quickly calming down. "Yes indeed, a goat." A friendly tone replies, "Your goat." he repeated. "My goat?" "Yes, your goat." "And my goat can also talk?" "Yes, well no, not normally, but we were given sentience when we came over." "Yes, speaking of we, where's the other one that the mare in my dream told me about." His ears turned at the mentioning "Yeah, i saw her too, best not to listen to anything she has to say." "Also, you don't remember us?" "No, not really at all." "Really?, No recollection at all." "Not a bit." "Well Dang Darn Skibobidabu, that sucks immensely." "You're gonna need a recap on everything, but that can wait till Naya returns." "Who's Naya?" "The other Goat." *POP* ' Dear Princess Twilight Velvet Sparkle, Luna has brought to my attention a few odd creatures that have entered Equestria through unknown means, they are currently "Somewhere" within the Everfree Forest, the fate of these creatures may be in your hooves. It is your duty to locate said creatures and help, or subdue if they prove to be deviants, You may need your friends. These creatures could be something else entirely once you meet them, I'll be waiting for your findings. Sincerely, Princess Celestia Solaris Invictus P.S. They might be a problem. Prepare for something huge or something, LOL. "Really?, that's how she ends it off, at this hour." Clearly fed up with Celestia's bull "Wait, what hour is it?," She looked outside, to see utter darkness, and the lack of a sun. Then the said lack of a Sun, quickly moved along the midway point of the sky, stopping in the dead center. "Literally first thing in the morning." She then got up to get ready for the day, quickly putting on some morning slippers, and brushing her hair and teeth, With separate brushes 'respectively'. After, she teleported to the kitchen to start up some coffee, and then to spikes room to wake him up for the day. They were both tired, let's just say that. Until they got some good ole' Cups O' Joe. Then they were just mostly tired, with a bit of pep to their step. They probably drank too much coffee in general. Spike was making breakfast for the both of them, just some simple omelets really. But a morning without breakfast is a moment to be dreaded. "So Twi, why are we up so early again?" He said slowly, standing on top of stool near the stove. "Because Celestia and Luna noticed some strange new threat in Equestria, that showed up overnight." "I feel like this happens every other day, can't we just let the threat take over Equestria, I'm not really feeling it right now." Clear dread and morning grogginess in his voice. "I wish, but the sisters still weren't clear as to if the threat is an enemy of ours yet, they want us to find out." "WHICH WE WILL DO, if not to save Equestria, then to help some creatures in need if they are friendly." "Ugh, I hate it when your right twilight." He said well clumsily sliding an omelet on a plate and over to her. "I know spike, thank you for the breakfast." "Your welcome, hhf-" "Sorry twi, i think I'm gonna be sick." He said well running out of the kitchen. " Ohhhh spike, just lay down and get some rest, I'll get some stomach medicine from fluttershy." She finished her food and prepared to leave and gather the girls. She decided to leave spike at home, since he wasn't feeling it today. She quickly flew over to fluttershy's abode, and not so quickly knocked on her door. "Coming!, Just give me one second." The door opened to reveal a bead headed Fluttershy in its place, "Twilight!, What brings you over here this early?, come on in. OH, im sorry about the mess, I wasn't expecting anyone to come over this early, Harry had a nightmare last night." Still standing in the doorway, "Spike was sick, so I came over hoping you had some medicine or an herbal mixture for his stomach." "Oh my, I'll go get some medicine for spike, also please come in, the door should probably stay shut." "Oh, yes, of course." She entered the door "WOW!, looks like Harry did a number in here." From the doorway, she could see that Harry accidentally became a terrible homedecorator. All of the Birdhouses, on the floor. The couch, everywhere. Oh, and claw marks, marked her entire interior. "Also, I meant to mention that the Princesses have discovered a few new unexpected creatures in the Everfree forest." "Well that would explain the nightmares." "They want us to find the creatures, and do what we usually do." "Do we Jump at the opportunity to befriend new creatures?" "No, well yes, but not now,"" "Now, we Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome." They were ready now, but ready for what?