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// Emil's Well-Rounded Flavor (Georg's "Raid-iate the Fridge") 
// Story: Never the Final Word (Vol. 2) 
// by FanOfMostEverything 
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Emerald looked at the two identical, if unusually shaped, packets of  instant ramen.  He closed his eyes for a few seconds, then reopened them  to see the same impossible sight.  Two brightly colored spherical  packages of ramen, with the splashy advertisement of "Real Neighponese  Miso Flavor- It's All Inside The Ball!" on the wrapper, underneath the  manufacturer's logo.  On the other hemisphere were some rather detailed  instructions.

He mentally reviewed the past 30 seconds.  After he  had the pot of water boiling, he had removed the ONE packet of ramen  from the cupboard, followed a few strange instructions about tearing the  wrapper and rotating the package in specific ways...and now there were  two identical packages of ramen on the counter.

Emerald picked up  the new package and read the instructions.  They were identical to the  initial package's.  He performed the strange ritual again.  Three  packets of ramen sat in front of him.

He took a close look at the  logo and sighed as he ripped the third packet open and tossed the ball  of dried noodles into the boiling water.  "Well, if this Banach-Tarski ramen tastes good, I'll need to look into where to order it."

The noodles tasted wonderful.