Honestly, I was swept away what Death told me about multiple universes and the complexity of faith and belief. But this was on another level, another realm. I mean it's one matter of talking about non-tangible topics and it's another one of seeing a mystical being that had mismatched parts of animals for a body. I would be lying if I said I took the experience well.
*Flashback*
"Waaaaahhhhh ! " I cried as I bolted for the door, running faster than Barry Allen ever could. "Death you promised I would not be going to Hell !"
* End of Flashback*
Death left early saying his job here was done. He dissappeared in a puff of black smoke . I was sad to see him go. We hit it off pretty well even if it was for a short while.
I coughed to break the ice as I stared at Discord. It was just the two of us in the room now. We introduced our selves to each other. Fortunately Discord was cool about my whole outburst and even cracked some jokes about it.
"Sorry about calling you Satan." I said sheepishly as I scratched the back of my head. This was embarrassing.
"Ah ! Think nothing of the sort, the chaos and pain oozing from your very being makes up for it !"
Ok that was a weird statement to make. But he's smiling so it can't be something to worry about, right ?
"Soooo, you are not upset ?" I said, my right eyebrow raised. "I'm pretty sure it effected you in some way." There's no way you not feeling anything right now. Being mistaken for Satan would definitely hurt.
Discord waved his claw nonchalantly. "I have been called worse and besides, I understand, you earthlings reactions are well known for your encounters with the unknown. It's actually funny and sad at the same time."
I tilted my head staring at his face. Full of bull. "I'm not buying it Discord."
He relented. Groaning as his arms swung loosely. "Fine ! I am a bit upset but it's not by what you said."
I always thought I was a pro at being nonchalant about the verbal abuses hurled at me. I mastered the art of hiding my emotions, but if I'm a pro then Discord is Legend. It's an unhealthy skill that one should be careful of.
"Discord, you need help. If being mistaken for Satan did not bother you at all, then I dunno." Aren't Gods supposed to be sensitive or something ?
A napkin magically appeared, blowing Discord's nose. "Don't you recognize me ? The great and majestic Discord ? "
Oh, that's why his upset. "Nope. Sorry Discord. This is the first time I heard of you. I don't recognize you as well. Earth has no real mythical beings or fantasy-like beasts."
"What about T.V programs, cartoons ? You would have definitely seen me."
I felt bad seeing him this distraught. "Sorry Discord. I never was a cartoon guy."
Discord jaw dropped, literally, his voice changing into a whisper. "Are you telling me you have not watched My little pony : Friendship is magic ?"
I got taken aback by his bizarre question. "No" I said slowly, it sounds like a girls tv show. Sounds familiar though. Discord ripped off his two horns by my puzzled expression.
"But I did watch the recent one I think. My little pony : Next generation." I said. Vaguely remembering it. Honestly, I was forced to watch it with my siblings and so I never actually payed much attention to it. Should I regret ?
Discord sighed a breath of relief as he wiped his forehead with one of his horn before putting them back. "Well at least you have some background of the world."
What's that suppose to mean ? Why do I need background information of a cartoon world ?
I relaxed my shoulders as I exhaled a soft sigh. Discord's an entertainer, so he's probably trying to lighten the mood with his wackiness.
"Discord ?" I just realized that I was here for some offer. "Why did you want speak to me ? Death said you have some sort of offer."
The serpent-like creature clapped his hands/ claws. "Finally ! I was waiting for you to ask ! Okay I am going to start to say my offer, okay, I've even wrote an extremely short speech to impress you ! Listen carefully because I am only going to say it once, okay ? Oh, and don't worry, you don't need to give an answer right away, take your time. We in a time vacuum anyway. "
I nodded my head. "But what happens if I say no ?"
Discord stroked his goatee. "Well, giving the answer 'No' means good 'ol Death will come by and take you to your original destination which was heaven if I eavesdropped correctly. But if you say the correct answer, yes. It means you agree to do business with me. It also comes with a free and helpful QnA session that would definitely not be vague and ambiguous or confusing. You get my drift ? "
The last part was definitely sus but his explanation was clear and concise. Somewhat clear and concise. Still, might as well hear him out. This got to be an attractive offer. I mean who would give up Heaven ? So the offer has to be really good right ?
A really small piece of paper, no doubt his 'extremely' short speech, appeared in front of a very well dressed Discord wearing a monocle. How did he dress so quickly ?
" Thomas Alesia. My offer is as follows in exchange of a place in heaven :
1) I will make you a god.
"Terms and conditions apply . " "
Discord appeared in his normal form. " So what you think of my extremely short but well written speech, Thomas, Impressive right ?
Ok, he was not joking when he said it would be extremely short. The offer was short but powerful. Becoming a god ? All that Power and might ? Maybe I can create my own Kingdom ? This was waaaay better than heaven. I have to say that. Why live in heaven when you can rule over it or create one yourself ? BUT, obviously. It was too good to be true. The fact he said terms and conditions apply is a telling sign. I've watch enough adverts to know what terms and conditions really mean. It's just another word for 'But'. Still, I cannot ask questions except if I accept it first. This is a risk. Am I willing to take it ? Discord's seems to be a nice guy, if not wacky but still a nice guy.
Discord clapped his claws/hands. " What would your answer be Thomas Alesia ? An immortal being or a some puny human enjoying a five star hotel stay forever ?"
I look at him in the eye my decision solid made in my head. It was, honestly a tough choice.
"Yes. I accept your offer Discord."
Discord jumped for joy as if he found the recipe for happiness. " Well done Thomas ! You not going to regret it ! " Confetti exploded from nowhere. " Oh, we going have so much of fun you and I. "
Discord grinned as patted me on the head. "So much of fun...."
But for who ?