“I know you said that we have to wait to find out who it is, but can you please give us a hint or something?” Izzy pouted. “I just love making new friends.”
Twilight giggled. “Don’t worry Izzy, they’ll be here in a few minutes.”
“Okay!” Izzy said, smiling.
“I hope they’re another princess,” Pipp commented.
“You said there were four other princesses besides yourself, right Twilight?” Sunny asked.
“Correct! There’s Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Flurry Heart,” Twilight answered.
“Celestia and Luna are sisters, right?” Sunny tapped her chin. “And Cadence is Flurry Heart’s mom.”
“Exactly,” Twilight nodded her head.
“It’s cool how the two rulers were sisters. It reminds me of Pipp and Zipp,” Hitch said. “Minus you know, the unicorn horns.” As Hitch finished his comment, there was a knock at the door.
“It’s open, come on in!” Twilight said. With that, a bluish-violet alicorn walked into the room.
“Hello everypony!” The alicorn yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice. “It is I, Luna!”
“Hello new friend!” Izzy waved her hoof rapidly.
“Hello there unicorn who I don’t know the name of,” Luna greeted.
“That was quite the yell,” Zipp smirked.
“It’s the Royal Canterlot Voice,” Luna smiled proudly.
“Does that mean only royals can use it?” Sunny asked
“Indeed young… alicorn?” Luna said, tilting her head. “There’s another alicorn? Why have I not received such news?”
“She’s not really from our generation Luna,” Twilight explained. “She’s from the future.”
“The future you say,” Luna said. “Very interesting indeed. Say, what is your name, new alicorn?”
“My name is Sunny.”
“Sunny huh,” Luna nodded in content. “By chance do you raise the sun just like my sister?”
“Although that would be cool, I unfortunately can’t,” Sunny replied.
“Oh that’s right! Your Celestia sister,” Hitch put two and two together.
“Yes, she is my sister,” Luna nodded. “I heard she was here yesterday.”
“Yup! We talked with her yesterday about all kinds of cool stuff,” Izzy smiled.
“Well, let us talk about some cool stuff as well,” Luna said.
“You raise the moon, right?” Pipp asked. “I’ve been wondering but I never got the chance to ask Celestia. Is it hard to raise it?”
“It takes a little bit of practice, but it becomes second nature,” Luna answered. “The first time I did it, the moon and stars were a little out of place. I remember my parents got questions from the town about it the next day.” Luna finished with a chuckle.
“Celestia told us that there was a lot of pressure on you two at an early age,” Zipp mentioned. “Was it really as bad as she made it seem?”
“My sister likes to over-dramatize things,” Luna said, rolling her eyes. “Although there were classes and meetings we had to attend, they weren’t bad at all. Sometimes we would even ditch them.”
“Celstia, ditching classes?” Twilight gasped. “Really?”
“She’s not as majestic as she shows, Twilight,” Luna reminded her. “You’ve been around her long enough to know that.”
“I know,” Twilight sighed. “It’s just hard when I’ve looked up to her for so long.”
“So she’s not always so graceful?” Pipp asked.
“Not at all,” Luna said with a chuckle. “Whenever we’re alone together, she’s pretty lazy. She stuffs her face with cake sometimes and lays around all day. Sometimes she even talks with her mouth full.”
“I can’t imagine her doing that at all,” Pipp said.
“I don’t want to imagine her doing that,” Twilight added.
“Everypony is different when they’re alone,” Fluttershy said.
“Ain’t that the truth,” Applejack nodded.
“Except me,” Rainbow snickered. “I’m awesome 100% all the time .”
“And I’m Pinkie Pie 100% of the time!” Pinkie grinned widely, causing the other ponies to start to laugh.
“You’re not wrong,” Twilight said while laughing.
“Pinkie, you’re always so random,” Hitch commented.
“That’s just how she is,” Twilight shrugged. “There was this one time I tried to make sense of the things she does, and let’s just say it didn’t end so well.”
“I think I remember that day,” Luna said with a giggle. “Celestia and I laughed quite a bit.”
“I don’t remember writing anything down that was too funny in that letter,” Twilight tapped her chin.
“The letter itself was not funny,” Luna said. “Rather, it was what befell upon you.”
“How do you know what happened? I didn’t write anything besides the friendship lesson,” Twilight asked, a bit shocked.
“Let’s just say Celestia and I were out on a little stroll that day,” Luna said. “And we’ll just leave it at that,” She finished with a smile.
Twilight gasped. “So you’re telling me that you saw everything that happened to me that day, and you didn’t say anything to me?”
“Guess we’ll never know,” Luna said with a shrug.
“What happened that day?” Sunny asked, curiosity taking over.
“I was trying to figure out how Pinkie’s ‘Pinkie Sense’ worked, and let's just say I got injured a lot during the process,” Twilight sighed.
“Pinkie sense?” Hitch tilted his head. “What’s that?”
“I remember you mentioning this Pinkie Sense one time Twilight,” Luna chimed in. “You never really did explain what it was to my sister and I.”
“Somehow Pinkie can predict events that are going to occur in the near future,” Twilight said, sighing. “It still doesn’t make much sense to me, but after observing her for a whole day and not finding any other conclusion, I just have to believe it.”
“So you can predict the future Pinkie?!” Sunny gasped. “That’s awesome!”
“How does it work?” Zipp asked, a little unconvinced.
“When I randomly twitch or my body moves on it’s on, I just seem to know,” Pinkie giggled. “Like when my tail twitches, it means that something is going to fall!”
“That’s quite an odd way to see the future,” Luna commented.
“She's right one hundred percent of the time, so we just choose to believe it,” Rainbow said with a shrug. “Most of Ponyville are wary of her twitches.”
“So you can’t see into the future, but rather you can predict what’s going to happen nearby?” Luna concluded.
“Yup!” Pinkie nodded.
“She’s saved a couple ponies because of it too,” Twilight smiled. “Remember when we dressed up as Mare Do Well?
“I don’t really want to,” Rainbow huffed.
“You learned a valuable lesson that day,” Applejack snickered with a wink.
“Yeah, yeah I know,” Rainbow grumbled. “You should be humble even when you’re as awesome as me.”
“Something that you still don’t always do,” Rarity commented.
“Hey, we all have our quirks and flaws,” Rainbow shrugged. “Still something I’m working on.”
“It’s just a part of your personality darling, and there’s nothing wrong with that,” Rarity giggled. “Remember that song we sang?”
“You do realize we sang a lot of songs, right?” Rainbow said.
“Are you referencing that one about not being perfect when we sold our friendship journal?” Fluttershy asked.
“That’s the song,” Rarity answered.
“Do you all also just burst into song sometimes too?” Zipp asked.
“Yeah it happened like every other episode for some reason” Pinkie tapped her chin. “They’re fun though!”
“Episode?” Twilight tilted her head, being completely ignored by Pinkie Pie.
“We broke into song a couple times during our adventure,” Hitch recalled.
“It happened with me and my sister once,” Luna added.
“Did Pinkie just say episode guys?” Twilight tried to get their attention to no avail.
“I guess it’s just something that happens,” Rainbow shrugged.
“I hope it doesn’t happen too much because it was kind of weird,” Hitch said.
“I thought it was fun!” Izzy chirped. “Especially that song during our makeovers.”
“It was fun,” Sunny agreed.
“I don’t get how we changed locations so much,” Hitch commented. “I swear we were everywhere but your cottage.”
“My house is a little magical,” Izzy giggled.
“I’d say it's very magical now,” Hitch chuckled. “You know, cause you got your magic back.”
“Very funny Hitch,” Zipp said, rolling her eyes.
“Hey, I thought it was funny,” Hitch defended himself.
“It wasn’t that funny,” Pinkie shrugged.
“Pinkie’s kind of a right Hitch,” Sunny agreed, patting him on the back.
Hitch sighed. “Is it ‘National Tease Hitch Day’ or something?”
“Everyday is ‘Tease Hitch Day’,” Zipp smirked.
“How is it that everyday can be that holiday?” Luna tilted her head. “That is impossible, is it not?”
“She’s just saying that we tease him everyday,” Sunny explained.
“Ah, I see,” Luna nodded. “I too would like to participate in this activity.”
“Not you too!” Hitch frowned. “Please spare me.”
“Did Celestia tease him as well?” Luna asked, completely ignoring Hitch’s pleas.
“She did just once, and she teased Hitch and Sunny,” Twilight answered.
“Do tell what she said about the two,” Luna smirked.
“She was teasing them about being more than friends,” Twilight said. “It’s kind of like a running joke now. Everypony in the group does it.”
“Everypony except us,” Sunny sighed.
“It just wouldn’t be the same if you guys did it too,” Zipp chuckled.
Rainbow nodded in agreement. “Yeah, your reactions are hilarious!”
“I had a small feeling that there was something more going on with those two,” Luna rubbed her chin.
Hitch sighed. “We’re just never going to get out of this huh.”
“Nope!” Pinkie chirped.
“So is there really nothing going on?” Luna tilted her head. “I’m genuinely curious.”
“There were a lot of ‘maybes’ thrown around when we asked them so we don’t really know,” Twilight said.
Sunny nodded. “Yeah, we’re still kind of trying to figure it out.”
“You denied it at first but now you’re questioning it?” Rarity said with a smirk.
“Well after that little push you gave the both of us, we really started thinking about it,” Sunny explained while Hitch nodded.
“We never really thought about each other like that, probably because we were both very busy,” Hitch added on.
“So you’re going to give it a try?” Rarity asked with an optimistic smile.
“We’re still discussing it,” Sunny stated.
“I think you two make would make a splendid couple,” Luna commented. “Being foalhood friends can lead to many things you know.”
“It sounds like you have some experience with that,” Zipp said.
“I have a lot of experience with a lot of things,” Luna chuckled. “My sister and I are some of the oldest ponies still around as much as I don’t like admitting my age.”
“I wish you were here a couple days ago,” Rainbow grinned. “We could’ve heard some legendary stories about your heat experiences.”
“I too wish I was here for that, I have all kinds of experiences,” Luna nodded her head. “I remember Celestia reading that letter to me. It was quite an enjoyable listen.”
“If you don’t mind, you could share them right now,” Twilight suggested. “I’m a little curious myself now.”
“Me too,” Pipp said. “Hearing about how royalty deals with it is always reassuring.”
“If you all are fine with me sharing, then I’ll be glad to,” Luna smiled.
“I don’t really have any objections,” Sunny said.
“I’m sure it won’t be as bad as a couple days ago,” Hitch continued.
“It would be super-duper if you shared!” Pinkie grinned.
Rainbow smirked. “That would be awesome!”
“I’m good with it if y'all are,” Applejack nodded.
“Uhm, I don’t really mind either,” Fluttershy whispered.
“Zipp and I are cool with it!” Pipp said.
“Well, guess that settles it. You have the floor Luna,” Twilight concluded.
“Alright, where should I start,” Luna grinned.
“I didn’t really expect you to be so open about this,” Twilight said. “To be honest I’m still a little shocked about what Celestia said.”
“She told you she did the deed with the guards, didn’t she,” Luna assumed.
“That’s exactly what she told us,” Izzy confirmed.
“That’s one of the more milder things she’s done,” Luna casually said.
“You’re saying that’s mild?” Pipp asked, surprise all over her face.
“She and I have done many things that aren’t the most graceful,” Luna admitted. “We’ve held orgies before.”
“Um, I must have misheard you,” Rarity said. “Did you say orgies?”
Luna nodded. “That is exactly what I said Rarity.”
“Stallions and mares?” Izzy asked innocently.
“We didn’t discriminate,” Luna said with a shrug.
“That’s good to hear,” Twilight awkwardly said. “I think?”
“That’s still mild though,” Luna said.
“That’s your definition of mild?” Fluttershy squeaked.
“Yes that is on the more tame side to be honest,” Luna tapped her chin, pondering. “Although, that was our main way to combat estrus.”
“And the guards didn’t care?” Rainbow asked.
“They enjoyed it quite a bit, actually,” Luna smiled.
“I think anypony would enjoy getting with a princess,” Hitch shrugged. “I definitely would.”
“Ew Hitch, don’t say that,” Pipp said while Zipp shook her head.
“What? Huh?” Hitch looked dumbfounded, then it finally clicked. “No! I didn’t mean it like that. I was just saying… Well, uhhhh…” Hitch trailed off, causing Luna and Rainbow to snicker as he got even more flustered.
“I don’t think you can really save yourself here friend,” Izzy offered a weak smile and a pat on the back.
Hitch frowned. “It’s just never my day.”
“It hasn’t be your day ever since we stepped through the portal,” Sunny smiled.
“It’s all good,” Hitch sighed, accepting his fate.
“I can attest that some ponies would be ecstatic to get with a princess,” Twilight said.
“Ah yes, you also use that method for estrus,” Rarity recalled.
“We went over this before Rarity,” Twilight shrugged. “Every mare has her needs.”
“Ah yes, I remember when I thought it was taboo,” Luna reminiscenced.
“So how did you deal with it before then?” Rainbow asked. “Don’t tell me…”
“My sister and I did a little experimenting, to say the least,” Luna giggled. “Those were fun days. She hasn’t been as open to it in recent years though.”
“Huh, can’t say I’m too surprised,” Rarity nodded.
“And why is that?” Applejack looked at her funnily.
“There’s a lot of books about it,” Rarity nonchalantly said.
“You’re tellin’ me you read adult novels about Celestia and Luna?” Applejack looked in disbelief.
“I’ve read a couple of them myself,” Twilight admitted.
“Same here,” Fluttershy whispered to herself.
“I too have read some,” Luna said.
“Seems like we’re the odd ones out,” Applejack said, looking at Pinkie and Rainbow.
“Y-Yeah… I totally haven’t read anything like that,” Rainbow’s eyes dashed around.
“You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me,'' Applejack sighed. “Pinkie?”
“I haven’t read anything like that!” The part pony admitted.
“Thank goodness I’m not the only one,” Applejack smiled weakly.
“You’re telling me there’s smut novels about the two oldest princesses?” Sunny asked.
“They range from romance to straight up smut,” Twilight answered.
“Some are a lot more saucier than others,” Rarity added.
“A hoofful of them get some details scarily accurate,” Luna tapped her chin. “But I did thoroughly enjoy them all.”
“Jeez, I wonder if my fans wrote anything like that about me,” Pipp said.
“I’m sure they have,” Zipp chuckled. “Maybe there’s even one with me in there.”
“I don’t even want to think about that,” Pipp groaned.
“I was like that at first too, Pipp,” Luna said. “But don’t knock it till you try it.”
“You want me to read books about my sister and I doing lewd stuff?” Pipp frowned. “I think I’ll have to pass.”
Luna shrugged. “Suit yourself.”
“Well this most definitely took a turn I was not expecting,” Twilight laughed.
“Indeed,” Luna nodded. “I do welcome it though. This is very fun.”
“A little spicier than Celestia’s session,” Izzy added.
“Luna always seemed like the wilder one,” Rarity said.
“Believe it or not, Celestia is crazier than I am,” Luna snickered. “Remember when we went on vacation that one time?”
“When I had trouble raising the sun and moon?” Twilight groaned. “How could I forget?”
“You two had time for vacation? How?” Sunny asked.
“Long story short, Celestia and I were craving some sort of action, and we may have gone a little overboard,” Luna awkwardly laughed. “Then Twilight and her friends convinced Celestia and I that there is more to life than just being heroes, so we compiled a bucket list while they ruled.”
“So it was kind of like a practice run for Twilight?” Zipp concluded.
“More or less,” Luna said.
“So what’s that have to do with Celestia being the wilder one?” Hitch asked.
“Well, she wanted to do way more adventurous stuff than me. She wanted to do a lot, like zip lining, skydiving, and other things like that,” Luna shuddered. “I just wanted to relax to be honest.”
Hearing this, Twilight’s ears perked up. “I didn’t hear about this.”
“We just kind of silently agreed that we wouldn’t talk about it,” Luna shrugged. “Though, I guess I’m talking about it now.”
“She’s not going to get mad at you, is she?” Izzy worried for the princess.
“Her wrath is nothing I can't handle,” Luna chuckled. “She doesn’t need to know that we discussed this anyways,” she finished with a wink.
“Our lips are sealed, right everypony?” Twilight asked, causing them all to nod in agreement.
“So Celestia is more adventurous than you? That’s weird to think about,” Rarity said.
“Yeah, I always thought you’d be way~ more adventurous, considering you travel into people’s dreams and stuff,” Pinkie commented.
“Wait, you go into people’s dreams?” Sunny said, a little shocked.
“Isn’t that like an invasion of privacy?” Zipp cocked an eyebrow.
“They usually don’t know I’m there,” Luna said. “I usually help settle nightmares discreetly.”
“Have you ever gone into a more, ahem, mature dream?” Pipp said, curiosity lacing her voice.
“Of course I have,” Luna chuckled. “I never bring it up to the ponies though, as that would just be plain rude. That being said, there have been some real wild ones.”
“Like?” Rainbow grinned, intrigued.
“I’ve been into some ponies’ dreams about my sister and I,” Luna chuckled. “Or better yet, themselves and my sister or I.”
“That doesn’t bother you at all?” Twilight frowned. “I wouldn't want to see myself like that.”
Luna shrugged. “Once you’ve seen it thousands of times, you seem to get used to it.”
“So you’re saying that it happens often?” Sunny was a bit taken back.
“There’s at least one a night,” Luna said very nonchalantly.
“You still dream-watch even if you’re retired, right?” Fluttershy asked.
“I don’t do it every night,” Luna waved her hoof around. “Maybe a couple times a week. Celestia and I switch off.”
“That’s an interesting dynamic,” Zipp commented.
Luna nodded. “It’s not fair for just me to be doing it, so we decided it’s best that way.”
“What other kind of dreams have you seen?” Sunny asked, still curious about what other spicy things she’s seen.
“Well I’ve seen dreams about you six,” Luna smirked as she looked at the Elements. “Some of them are quite the watch.”
“Seems we have some secret admirers,” Rarity giggled.
“I’d say they’re more than admirers,” Twilight offered.
“Whatever floats their boat I guess,” Rainbow shrugged.
“I don’t really mind!” Pinkie chirped.
“I don’t want to think about that,” Fltutershy squeaked.
“I’m with Flutters on this one,” Applejack frowned. “That’s just plain weird.”
“No one can really control what they dream of,” Luna said in their defense. “Dreams are based around our desires or recent activities.”
“I wonder if anyone dreams about us like that,” Pipp looked at Zipp.
“Plenty do I bet,” Zipp chuckled. “I’m sure you’re more popular though.”
“Who’s the most popular princess for these dreams?” Twilight asked, curiosity taking over her.
Luna tapped her chin. “I have to say it’s you, Twilight.”
“Seriously?” Rainbow asked, a little shocked. “The egghead is the most popular?”
“Well, Cadence is married while Celstia and I seem a little out of reach for the common pony,” Luna explained. “Twilight, on the other hand, is a little more in tune with everypony. Her being the princess of friendship and all.”
“I guess that does make sense,” Twilight said. “Still, to think ponies really dream about me. Maybe I will find my special somepony some day.”
“I’m sure you will,” Luna smiled. “Be sure to write to my sister and I if you ever get with anypony. I’m sure Celestia would be ecstatic.”
“How about among the elements?” Hitch asked. “Who’s the most popular?”
“It’s between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash,” Luna answered.
“Seriously? That’s awesome!” Rainbow pumped her hoof into the air while Fluttershy sunk into her chair.
“Why me?” she squeaked.
“Maybe it’s because of your shy demeanor,” Rarity offered.
“Dreams with Fluttershy show her as a more, ahem, dominant lady,” Luna smiled awkwardly.
“Mistress Fluttershy?” Rainbow smirked, snickering. “I like it!”
“I hope you're not hinting at anything with that, Rainbow,” Rarity frowned.
“Pfft, what? Why would I do something like that,” Rainbow said, winking at Fluttershy.
Twilight cocked an eyebrow. “You know we all saw that, right?”
Rainbow shrugged. “I mean, you all already know we fool around sometimes, no need to hide it.”
“Rainbow!” Fluttershy whispered-shouted.
“Sorry, sorry,” Rainbow chuckled. “Too much.
“You sure are a hoofful sometimes,” Applejack frowned.
“Sometimes? More like all the time,” Fluttershy sighed, causing everypony (besides Rainbow) to giggle.
“What’s so funny?” Rainbow tilted her head.
“As much as I would love to stay and chat some more, I have to get going. Dinner with Celestia calls,” Luna announced, getting out of her seat. “We’ll have to do this again another day.”
“Sure, if everypony is good with it,” Twilight’s gaze swept over the group. They all nodded.
“It’d be awesome if you came again!” Sunny chirped.
“Yeah! I’m sure you have more stories to tell us,” Izzy said with a smile.
“It’d be cool,” Zipp said.
“You're always welcome,” Rarity finished.
“Hooray!” Luna cheered. “It is time I go though, Celestia might get mad if I’m late. Farewell!” Luna finished, walking out the door.
“Well, guess that means it's time to disband for today! Have a good night everypony,” Twilight announced. With that, everypony except Fluttershy and Rainbow left the room.
Getting closer to Rainbows ear, Fluttershy whispered deviously, a smirk on her face. “So… about that mistress thing.”
“Well, I, uh,” Rainbow gulped. “Be gentle?” She squeaked.
“I’ll try,” Fluttershy giggled, the door slamming shut.