PINKIE IS ON THE CASE and Other Incredibly Dumb Tales

by SugarSong:D


THE BEEFLES!!!!!

Twilight was sleeping soundly in her soft bed, dreaming of a book she had read, RAIN BOOTS and Thier History. She wandered through the town, and everyone was wearing rain boots exept for her. She was out casted, and they were yelling at her. Out of nowhere, somepony screamed,"I wanna hold... Your HOOOOOF!!!"

Twi awoke to a loud concert in the town square. She groggily stood up and looked out her window to see four cows with grey coats playing on a stage in Sugarcube Park. All of ponyville's ponies were gathered around the stage, some Pegusi floating on clouds above them. The mares were screaming, and it was giving twilight a headache.

"I WANNA HOLD YOUR HOOOOOOOOOOF! I WANNA HOLD YOUR HOOF!"

Good, Twilight thought, The songs over. She turned to go back to bed when-

"IF I NEEDED SOMEPONY TO LOVE, YOU'RE THE ONE I'M THINKING OF!!!!!"

Twilight screamed into her pillow. She was never going to get any sleep with this racket. She had stayed up until four in the morning re-organizing the library, so she was extremely tired, even though it was eleven already. Out of nowhere, somepony banged on her door.

Twilight walked down her stairs, but couldn't see straight and fell down. She slowly picked herself up off the floor and went over to her door to find four of the elements screaming in her face, and surprisingly, Fluttershy was one of them. Twilight fell over from the sudden burst of noise.

"What the hay is wrong with you?!" Twilight strained to say over the booming music.

"What the hay is wrong with YOU?" Applejack bellowed, "Its the Beefles' first concert in Ponyville and you aren't outside to see it!!!"

"Well maybe I don't like the Beefles!!!!"

The four gasped, and Rarity pretended to faint.

"How can you NOT like the Beefles!?!?!?" Pinkie said with an attempt at an angry face.

"Like this!" Twilight slammed the door in thier faces. She felt bad, but it was thier fault for waking her up. Well they really didn't wake her up.... But too bad for them! She had books to read anyway!

Twilight pulled out the newest Daring Doo book and began reading.

Daring turned the corner. The evil dogs were still chasing her, but she had a good lead. Suddenly, she tripped over a large rock, and was sent sliding on the concrete. Her entire left side was covered in scrapes and bruises. Just as the evil dogs were about to ounce on her-

"I AM THE DRAGON!!!! GOO GOO KACHOO GOO GOO KACHOOOOO!"

Twilight looked up from her book. Well, maybe just one song... Twilight walked over to her window and listened to the song.

"SITTING IN A CANTERLOT GAAARDEN WAITING FOR CELESTIA....... IF SHE DON'T COME YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH LUNA...."



Twilight sat through the entire Beefles concert, and loved every minute of it. She wanted every Beefles tee shirt, every album, and every-

"Twilight!!!"

"Aaah!!!!"

Twilight fell back in the chair she was in when Pinkie jumped out from under the window.

"Were you watching the concert-"

"No!" Twilight answered a little too quickly, "No, I was uh.... Reading! That's something I do! Read......"

Pinkie stared at her suspiciously for a few seconds. "Okie-Dokie-Lokie....." Pinkie slowly bounced away, never taking her gaze off of Twilight.

"Umm... Ok..."

A knock on the door interrupted Twilight's thoughts. The knock however, was short lived. Rainbow kicked down the door and walked in as if nothing had happened.

"Why is everyone such an egghead?"

"W... Wha?"

"All this talk of the Beefles... Ugh it's so annoying!"

"I know right?" Twilight said nervously.

Rainbow Dash looked at her with a confused face. "You don't LIKE them, do you-"

"No! I HATE them!!!!!"

"Jees! I didn't mean to insult you or anything..."

"No, it's ok...."

"Uh... I guess I'll be on my way..." Rainbow picked the door up and placed it on its hinges. It fell down, but Rainbow smiled awkwardly and dashed away.

AKWARD SITUATION: avoided. Barely.