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// it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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A banana fell on Twilight's face.

"Sorry!" Derpy apologized for the nth time that day. Ignore the fact that she's been systematically targeting ponies with governmental power for banana-ing.

Discord fumed about the fact that the chaos wasn't caused by him.