Spike: The Unwilling God of Chaos

by Silver Butcher


The Game Show of Randomness

Havok looked at his new throne nodding, It was now noticeably larger than the rest of the thrones. The back split in two down the middle and came back in sharply with there being a small gap keeping the back parts separated. In between the points was an Aquamarine Gem in the shape of an upside-down heart that Shade had picked out special, the Armrests were now entirely made of gems, the Right one had been selected by Storm and was Jade while Rot had picked the Left and gone with Jasper, Rust had decided on the seat and went with Ruby. And Vile had selected the base and Picked Saphire. Instead of a Flat Bottom, his throne now had Four pointed legs made of Amethys that he had decided on, making his throne a collaboration of all members of Chaos.
Havok took his seat and the Aquamarine heart gained a glowing black aura as his Throne lifted off the ground, as he was doing his best to be without a theme he had decided his throne should simply float.
Shade had decided that since her theme was music and magic it would be ok for her's to simply float as well and had declared her throne as her new Musical base of operations, adding subwoofers on the outer parts of the sides, back, and bottom, her chair now also had a velvet throw Pillow for her to sit on. Shade took a seat on her throne and took to the sky next to Havok.
Rot's throne looked very much the same as before, but as she took a seat Roots shot out the side and picked her up, Vile followed suit and his Spider and crab Legs moved him to the side. Storm took a seat in her's and a Storm Cloud formed beneath her, picking up her throne and releasing a bolt of Black Lightning that was purely for effect. Rust was the last one to take her seat and a Large amount of Ink began picking her up, After a moment it took the form of a Twister and held her up High, As Rust had picked arts and crafts for her theme she had made it so the shape of the ink carrying her could be changed at will, but for their big debut, the Twister seemed like the best way to go.
"Two that float, two that crawl with legs, one that floats with a cloud, and one that crawls around with ink," Havok smiled, "I think we're looking pretty Chaotic,"
"Oh we look like such a mess," Rust agreed as she looked down at her Inky tornado.
"The epic kind of a mess," Vile chimed in as the throne scurried around the room.
"I have to agree," Shade decided "Like a fire, we're an absolute disaster but so dam pleasing to the eye,"
"Well then," Havok clapped his hands together with a smile "Are you sure you're ready for this? once we do this they are gonna be pissed,"
"I'm down," Rust said simply "Pinkie and I are cool so I'm not gonna go too hard, I mean I'm not gonna pull any punches but I won't go throwing any at the sensitive parts,"
"I'm only aiming for the sensitive bits," Shade cut in "Oh Rarity is gonna hate everything about today,"
"Alright," Vile called out excitedly "let's saddle up and head into town, and make sure to follow your markers, gotta make things dramatic," The Team began gathering Before Havok Whisled to his team.
"Wait" He demanded as he began gathering Magic in his head "We Have one last thing to do before we go," The Team watched as Havok created something in the air and watched for a moment, after a second they were all howling with Laughter as Havok made his creation disappear.
"Alright team," He managed to say "Let's go show the Elements of Harmony what happens when they try to cheat the masters!"


Pinkie was skipping merrily down the street enjoying another happy day when she suddenly turned in mid-air and looked directly at the pony tailing her "I'm not telling you," She said irritably as Applejack stomped after her.
"Oh, you'll tell me, I know you Pinkie, eventually you'll slip up when you don't think I'm around, I get what I want, and you won't have technically broken your promise,"
"I'll never breath a word of it aloud," Pinkie declared "Never, now get out of the way I'm trying to teach Gingerbread how to bounce," Pinkie came to a stop and watched as Gingerbread took several steps, did a pitiful attempt at a hop, and then took several more steps before doing another.
"Am I doing it?" she asked excitedly as she barely got a few inches off the ground and still managed to almost tip herself in the process.
"It's a great start," Pinkie cheered back "Soon you'll be bouncing off the walls," Applejack shook her head but failed to say anything before Havok's voice filled Ponyvilles streets.
"Good evening Ponyville," Havok cheered, hiding out of sight for the big throne reveal "We, the members of Team Chaos would like to send out a special invitation to all of Ponyville to gather outside of Princess Twilight's Castle for Everycreatures favorite game show, the Game Show of Randomness! The Show will begin once all 6 elements of Harmoney arrive, Be there or be square, literally, I will turn every creature who doesn't show up into a mime until the game concludes,"
"Oh yay," Pinkie cheered with a bounce 'Mime Party," Pinkie was forced to the ground when Applejack bit the end of her tail and dragged her in the direction of the castle "Oh, no fair I wanna be a Mime,"


Applejack and Pinkie were the last of the main 6 to arrive outside the castle, where a large crowd had gathered, Gingerbread was quickly found by Mr.Cake, who quickly brought her over to the rest of the cake family. Applejack dropped Pinkie and walked up to the group, who were all looking around.
"How are they late?" Rainbow demanded in confusion "They called us out,"
"We're not late," Havok called out, gaining the attention of the entire town as he hovered overhead on his throne "We're making an Entrance!" With eyes now on him Havok and Shade smiled as they floated down, Shade taking the extra initiative and using her mane to play a tune on her throne as they descended, Once Havok and Shade were only 3 meters in the air Vile's throne jumped over the crowd and slid to a stop next to Havok as the earth below Shade began cracking as Rot's throne burst through the ground, pulling itself free from the earth using the vine like legs beneath it to place itself next to Shade, The sound of thunder was quickly followed by a flash of black lightning that announced the arrival of Storm, who hovered next to Rot as Rust arrived last, her inky twister skillfully pushing through the crowd without getting a single drop of ink on any of the bystanders, Rust swirled to a halt and came to a rest next to Vile, the 6 members of Chaos all lowered their thrones to the ground and Havok jumped to his feet, keeping one foot on the edge of his seat while using to other to push on the back of his throne.
"Welcome Elements of Harmony," Havok said in a magnified voice that could be heard all across ponyville "Anyone not in front of Princess Twilight's Castle is now a Mime," Havok snapped, and six podiums burst forth from the ground, each bearing the cutie mark of one of the elements and sporting a button matching the corresponding elements coat color. "For all those present who are not Mimes, I welcome you to sit back and relax, enjoy the Game show of Randomness,"
"Havok," Twilight said as she attempted to ignore the Podium, only to walk face-first into an invisible wall.
"Ah, ah, ah," Havok said, waving his finger at Twilight "You ruined the last game, so you're on time out, To win the game you each must answer at least one question honestly without even a tiny bit of a lie, save for Applejack who has a different role to play but that will be saved until the final round, The Prize for winning the game, I un-Mime everyone who isn't currently present, and if you lose, Not only will I Randomly turn every other creature in Equestria into a Mime, you'll also have to play an entirely different game to end the Mime-ocolipse brought about by your lies,"
"Not to be rude," Rainbow called out casually "But you always lose, it's kind of your thing,"
"Nay," Havok countered "I make games for you to win at, but after ruining the yodeling of the cows for me you shall feel my consequences, no one interrupts Havok's game, so beware Elements of Harmony, regardless of how this game ends you will lose,"
"Just start the game," Twilight called back in response.
"Very well," Havok replied "The Rules then, you lie you gain a strike, you tell the truth you gain a point, 6 points and you win, 6 strikes and the Mime-apocalypse shall begin, Once someone gains a point they can't be asked another question but one of you can gain all the strikes, so if just one of you refuses to cooperate you all shall fall, The game begins at random but shall End with Applejack," Havok leaned back and his throne hit the ground and began violently spinning, He stared silently at The elements of Harmony until it stopped spinning, Havok pointed towards the end of his chair and found himself in front of Miss Cheerilee.
"Miss Cheerilee," Havok said happily, the Teach took a step back, visibly worried she was about to be dragged into the game "Pick a card," Havok said as he offered her a spread-out deck of cards, Cheerilee looked at Havok suspiciously before slowly reaching out, as soon as Cheerilee touched a card all of the others exploded and the card shot away from he and Havok, Vile jumped off his throne and grabbed the card, extending his wings and flying in the air as he read the card aloud for all to head.
"Fluttershy," He looked at the timid pegasus as he spoke and slowly floated down and flew just above her before asking her the question "Who is your least favorite creature in all of Equestria,"
"Oh," Fluttershy frowned, having clearly expected something worse, "My Brother," The Card in Vile's possession turned to stone and crumbled to dust, Vile shrugged as his body began cracking up.
"She speaks the truth," He declared before crumbling into dust, His throne jumped up, and ran away like a dog that had just lost a fight, once his throne was gone the Button on Fluttershy's Podium turned from Red to Green
"What that's it?" Rainbow demanded "Someone picks a card and then we answer the question on the card, lame,"
"Don't be silly," Havok laughed "That was just round One But since you're so angry Let's move on to Round Two," The ground around both Rainbow and Rarity broke apart, leaving them both on Pillars that shot into the air, Storm, and Shade both used their thrones to meet the duo in the airs.
"Every Friend group has that one pair," Storm said calmly as she stared down at Rainbow.
"The two other people whispered about it," Shade agreed as she glared at Rarity.
"How are those two friends?" Storm whispered.
"Are they even friends?" Shade asked back.
"Are you Friends with Rarity?" Storm asked Rainbow "Do you feel a connection, do you two ever just met up, or are you just Friends with the same Ponies?" Rainbow stared back at Storm in silence, "Just look down in shame if you can't honestly answer my question, you have thirty seconds" Rainbow and Storm held eye contact for what felt like hours before Rainbow sighed and stared at the ground at her hooves.
"The Answers to complicated for a child to understand," Rainbow said in defeat as the Pillar sunk back down, her question not answered in the given time limit.
"Do you feel bad?" Storm asked Rarity simply, having originally planned to ask Rarity the same question Rainbow had been asked. she'd tuned it down after Rarity's apology about Twilight's behavior.
"What?" Rarity asked, visibly taken aback by Storm's question, she turned to Shade who simply continued to Glare at Rarity in silence
"Do you. Feel bad?" Strom repeated firmly "Every creature's heard the stories, about how the Element of Generosity used a young dragon's love to manipulate him into being her puppet,"
"I-" Rarity attempted to defend herself only for the Pillar to shake as Shade and Storm both spoke at once.
"Do you feel Bad?" They both demanded "Answer now for all to hear, Say Yes, or say nothing, we will know your lies one way or the other," Rarity simply looked down, easily spotting Spike in the gathered crowd, Sweetie standing next to him and simply shaking her head in shame at her.
"Yes," Rarity said simply, her Pillar dropped and her button turned green as Shade played a somber tune on her Throne before slowly phasing out of existence, Storm returned to the ground and Rust stepped forward, Pinkie stood at the ready and Rust simply stood in front of her.
"Sorry," Rust said with a sigh, "You haven't really gone around slinging insults at any of us so we're gonna be a bit childish with ours," Rust leaned in and then said, in a giddy voice, "Are you and Cheese Getting Married?"
"Oh yeah, he Proposed last fall, we're still fighting over the venue thought,"
"What!?" Every Creature present demanded.
"Wow, ok I was just trying to be Childishly coy with you," Rust chuckled "Congrats Cous," Rust chuckled before popping like a balloon, her Throne dropping into the large pile of Ink and sinking out of view before the Ink dried into nothingness.
"I'm sorry," Applejack cut in once Pinkie's Button turned Green. "Cous!?"
"Oops," Rust's head popped out of the ground "My bad,"
"Rust your suck at this," Rot noted with a laugh.
"And you two are related," Applejack recalled as she thought back to Rot's first Prank "Two members of Team Chaos are related to you!?"
"Technically," Havok cut it, "If we're being honest 5 out of 6 members of Chaos are related to Harmony in ways that are borderline Familiar,"
"Havok you son of a bitch," Twilight cut in angrily "If I ever figure out who you are there will be hell to pay,"
"Oh no," Havok said, audibly annoyed at Twilight's remark "Whoever could I be, so much Mystery I know, I'm such a cunny son of a bish ain't I," Havok waved his hand to move things along and Rust sank back beneath the earth, Rot walked forward, ignoring Applejack, and made her way to Twilight.
"Do you honestly believe you can force Pinkie Pie to Break a Pinkie Promise?" Rot asked Twilight calmly.
"You're a Child," Twilight said firmly "Drunk with power, help me help you, tell me who Havok is so I can free you before he drags you down with him," Rot simply shook her head and walked away from Twilight.
"For the record," Rot said to Twilight "The only reason I haven't punched you is because Havok is determined everyone has fun with our games, so I'm not allowed to hit you, but rules are for games, so if you make a move on him, just know that we won't be playing when we come to stop you," Rot crossed her hooves as Storm once again moved over to Rainbow Dash.
"Do you agree with Twilight?" Storm asked with interest, "Are you gonna be by her side when she tried to, in her own words, Drag him down?"
"No," Rainbow said without hesitation, causing Twilight to look at her as Rainbow's light turned green.
"Oh, great," Storm said irritably as she began dissolving into clouds "now I feel bad,"
"No hard feelings kid," Rainbow said with a sigh as Storm disappeared, her throne being swallowed by its cloud before dissipating into mist. "The Cheaters got cheated last game and now they're all hoping mad,"
"Not an untrue statement," Rot agreed before looking around "Oh weird, has it ever just been you and me?" She asked Havok with a chuckle.
"Hu," Havok looked around "No, weird, we should hang out more," Rot walked up to Twilight and got comfy "So Princess, 4 points, 2 strikes, think you can tell one truth in four questions?" Twilight frowned and after a moment Rot shook her head, "See, now it's three strikes entirely because you don't feel like playing along," Rot shook her head "Do you think we were lying when we told you you're not winning this?" Rot leaned in, wanting Twilight to reply, only for the Princess to Sit down, cross her hooves, and stared at Rot with a smile. "I will hit you," Rot warned angrily "Havok can punish me how he sees fit, but I would take Atlases place holding the sky if it means I get to knock that smug look off your face,"
"You can do and say all you want," Twilight said simply "But I will not play these games anylonger, your a bunch of Children seeking attention, It's only a mater of time until your found out, and from there it's a short hop skip and a jump from there to removing your Chaos curses and freeing from Havok's control,"
"You will have to kill me to do that," Havok called back instantly, "and you better belive I will throw the elements of Harmony to the further corners of the lands outside Equestria's borders if you so much as look at the Tree of Harmoney, so good luck turning me to stone,"
"Now answer this question honestly," Rot said, easily spotting her Teammate slowly popping up just out of the sight of the crowed at Twilights threat to remove their Chaos Powers, "Does it bother you that your own friends don't agree with the path your taking?"
"There Free to live their lives how they see fit and follow their own path," Twilight said simply "Friends sometimes fight and argue, a single disagrement dosen't end a friendship," Rot simply stood her ground as Twilight's button turned Green.
"I hope I get to be there when you eat those words," Rot said with a smile before vines burst forth from the ground and pulled her under, her Throne burrowing in after her.
All eyes turned to Applejack as she looked at Havok, who walked off his throne and snapped it back to the Castle as he walked up to Applejack, Havok stopped when he was two feet away from Applejack and fell to the ground with a slight puff of dirt following him.
"And now," Havok said loud and proud "As so many Game shows like to do, The Sudden Death round the end the game," Havok noted the crowed losing interest as they began talking among themselves, "and with a Sudden Death round comes a change of rules," Havok held out his arms and declared proudly "once Yes or No Question, If Applejack answers correctly, I win, If she answers wrong then half of Equestria is turned into Mimes," Havok motioned to AJ happily, She simply nodded and Havok Spoke the Final Question.
"Do you honestly think I'm going to let you win?" He asked with a smug Grin as he spied a spark of Magic in the air behind the Elements of Harmony.
"What kind of question is that!?" Rainbow Complained as Applejack looked at Havok for a long moment before taking the coin toss and selecting an answer.
"No," She decided, Havok simply laughed at her responses he began glowing.
"Oh, you know what the best part is?" Havok said as he laughed "I would have let you win if you had said yes, but one little peak into the future was all I needed to Decide the ending," Havok pointed straight up and behind the Elements, they turned and found a small ripping hole, in reality, inside of it the Agents of Chaos and Havok could be seen howling with laughter in their castle before it faded out of existence.
"You cheap son of a Bi-" Twilight attempted to throw some kind of insult at Havok, only for him to cut her off angirly.
"Of course I'm cheap," He said angirly "I'm the God Of Chaos, and If I want to Win, Then I'll dam well Win!" Havok rose in the air, howling with laughter as cracks began forming along his body "Enjoy the Mime-opkolips, and may this be a lesson to you all, never cheat me out of my own game!" and with one last cackle of Glee, Havok exploded into Pure Magic, covering all of Equestria in a burst of Chaos.