//------------------------------// // 08 - I Have an Urge to Sing You a Song [2020.11] // Story: Bad Dragon's Short Stories // by Bad Dragon //------------------------------// Oh, fellow ponies, heed my word Before your brain becomes disturbed Tentabus named Muse is on the loose By hearing a song, you’re in its noose I have already succumbed to this effect But you can still escape its magical dialect Ponies don’t sing, we never did If you hear a song you’re in its grid The songs are memes, they propagate They hijack your brain to variate You’re not a victim, you’re the cause By singing you become its jaws If this threat is not contained A delirium for ponykind will be ordained Ponies will randomly burst into a song Without suspecting something’s wrong It’s too late for me, I’ve heard too much But you can still escape its clutch Run away if you hear a pony sing Or else Muse will catch you in its string This letter is the last act of my occupation Before forcing myself into self-isolation Don’t look for me ever Yours Clover the Clever