//------------------------------// // Caressed by Celestia // Story: Grown With A Kiss // by reedman //------------------------------// The princess sighed with relief as the green haze faded from the human’s eyes. She suppressed a chuckle as he licked his lips with disgust. “Where am I and why does my mouth have a weird taste in it?” Pete asked Princess Celestia. “You’ve been kissing changelings while under a mind control spell.” she said calmly. “Also, we’re at the bottom of the mountain.” Pete looked at her while he floated in the air with a stare of discontent. “Can I get a do-over on today?” he asked. “I could really use a do-over.” “Let’s save Equestria, then you can question your life decisions.” she said. “I can’t possibly imagine what your idea is.” the human said as he rolled his eyes. “Do you have any idea how many ponies have dreamt of doing what you’re about to do?” she asked. “Besides, it’s our only solution.” “Every pony I’ve grown took so long.” Pete said. “The only pony that grew fast was Rarity, and she was probably the best kisser all day. No offense.” His words sat in her mind for a moment. The best kisser grew the fastest? Maybe if she... *** It was a secret he would take to his grave. It was something he dared not give her the satisfaction of knowing. The human would never tell this goddess given pony form the truth. Princess Celestia was an insanely good kisser. Scary good. Though she was many times larger, that didn’t stop her from showing her centuries of experience. As the seconds passed, Pete could feel more and more of his body being pressed upon by her lips. She stopped with the levitation spell shortly after they started. It didn’t take long for the difference in size to become vast. Instead, she took off her hoofshoes, and he was held up with a single hoof. Kissing a creature much larger than you was no easy feat. Pete wasn’t even sure it would work. With his face against the ever expanding upper lip, was it even a kiss? She was still growing, so he guessed the magic wasn’t that picky. The fur he was pressed onto was very soft. There was a minor fear of her getting so large he would get lost in the hairs. The ponies in this world had different hooves than the equines back on Earth. He had no plans of arguing it. He could probably sleep like this. Minus the crushing weight of a princess’ lips, of course. He could hear her breathing through her nostrils. It was strange to say, but the inhales and exhales sounded powerful. Like Princess Celestia could cause a tornado with a breath. Everything she did felt weighty to him. The princess finally stopped kissing him. Cold air washed over him. Now Pete had an opportunity to take in his surroundings. The hoof that held him was very spacious. It was a lot to take in. Probably could’ve fit most of Sweet Apple Acres on this hoof. A part of him wanted to see what it looked like over the edge. Given Princess Celestia was so gigantic he couldn’t see all of her at once, he dismissed the thought. “Retreat!” Queen Chrysalis shouted. The sound of almost a dozen fast-flying changelings was heard. “I am so joyful you are safe, my student!” Princess Luna shouted as she squeezed her forelegs around Pete. She flew up to Princess Celestia’s raised hoof right after the changelings left. She had immediately gone to hug the human when she spotted him. “Great to see you, your highness.” he said. “How did thou make sister gargantuan so quickly?” she asked. The human’s cheeks went bright red. “It seems the kissing skill of the receiver has an effect on growth speed.” Celestia’s said without opening her mouth. “Is thou using a telepathy spell, sister?” Luna asked. “It’s the safer method right now.” she said. “At my size, my voice could carry across all of Equestria.” “I’m just glad this is over.” Pete said. “Almost.” Celestia’s thought said to him. “I need to have a chat with certain ponies.” The white alicorn’s horn began to glow as bright as the sun. Pete shielded his eyes. After a brief moment, the human and Princess Luna were surrounded by six enlarged ponies. Pete’s face lit up when he saw a certain red stallion. “Mac!” he shouted as he ran over and hugged the stallion’s cheek. A red hoof lightly pressed against the human. “Ah’m so glad yer safe.” Big Mac said as he quickly scooped up his humanfriend and placed him on his back. “Oh, I’m so excited! My employee has been reunited with his special somepony.” Rarity said. “I was unaware Pete and Macintosh were...together.” Celestia’s thought said. “Oh, you should’ve seen their first kiss, your highness.” Twilight said. “It was so romantic. It was right out of a Sharp Write novel.” “Unfortunately, our extremely private moment of romance was interrupted when numerous ponies of varying sizes decided to try and capture me.” Pete grumbled. “All things considered, I’m just happy all my little ponies are safe.” Celestia thought to them. “I doubt Chrysalis will come for Pete anytime soon. However, that is not the concern I have right now. Pete’s day was filled with ponies that wanted his lips more than him. From what sister told me, I am disappointed in some of you. I know there are those who coerced him into kissing them. There are even those who used force. I know you all had reasons you believed were noble. Such nobility does not warrant the treatment Pete received today.” Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Shining Armor hung their heads. They knew who she was talking about. The three of them turned to the human. “I’m sorry for taking advantage of you.” Rarity said. “A boss shouldn’t do that to her employee.” “I’m sorry for making you kiss me for science.” Twilight said. “I should’ve taken you straight to Princess Celestia.” “I’m sorry for trying to force you to use your magic when you didn’t want to.” Shining said. “That was unprofessional.” “No worries.” Pete said. “What?” the three asked in unison. “Basics of Contact Magic.” he said. “Any type of enhancement-based contact magic runs the risk of a receiver being emotionally altered. Princess Luna is a very good teacher.” “So, I went to the lengths I did because the magic made me?” Rarity asked. “More like, the growth made your desires grow as well.” he said. “At least that’s what my hour of reading taught me.” “You are oddly calm for somehuman that just spent the whole day running from most of us.” Rainbow Dash said. “Two reasons.” Pete said. “One, Mac’s body is soft like a cloud at his current size. The thought of kissing him at this size passionately under a starry sky is a very enticing thought. Two, today is still nowhere near as terrifying as the time I burnt a dress. Not even close.” The group chuckled a bit. The infamous burnt dress incident is a day that would never cease to get a laugh out of the ponies that knew the story. "What do we do now, your highness?" Twilight asked. "I can answer thee." Princess Luna said. "First, we shall send the citizens home. Second, my protégé will have to stay at the castle for a short period of time to learn control of his magic." "Protégé?" the purple mare asked. "Oh yes." the moon princess answered. "To master the magic of growth, I have taken the role of his tutor." "Then after I learn to control this magic, I have a plan of my own." Pete said with a smirk.