"NOoooooooo!" Twilight wailed as she fell to her haunches in front of the shuttered Chef Boyardee factory. "Not the pastaaaaa!"
A brilliant light shone upon the factory. Angelic voices sung all around as the clouds parted. Twilight looked up, squinting in the light.
Celestia descended from above with a potato-sack full of bricks and slammed them down on Twilight.
I have no idea how we got here.