Team Fortress 2 The Equestrian Adventure

by Shark


#3 Meet Up

“For almost 6000 years I have been in this world, I have seen the dawn of humanity and how stupid an idiotic it can be, but none have ever been worse since I met them, the Mercs, for almost 3 painful years of nonstop losing battle, I grew more frustrated and angry and decided to just screw it and teleport the Mercs To an unknown world, to be honest this isn’t the first time I teleported them, The first time I teleported them back in time, what does it matter I finally won and I’m finally going to have the time of my life, so that’s why I called you and you have arrived with what I want!” Said marasmus as he kept continue talking to the pizza delivery guy.

“Ma’am, look you’ve been talking about this for almost 10 minutes and I’m 2 minutes late for another delivery, do you want the pizza or not.” Said the Pizza delivery guy

“Yes I will”

As marasmus grabbed his drink and pizza and walk back to his home he stopped and was wondering what are the Mercs doing, he shook his head with no worries, like he said he won, and he’s gonna have the time of his life eating pizza and maybe go take over the world, maybe, As he skipped around and joy filled with happiness.

Back at Equestria

As every pony in Twilight castles looking at the strange nine creatures, Twilight immediately noticed most of them are carrying some strange metallic cone, heck even one of them is wearing them as a belt. Twilight looked at the metallic Cone she founded at the area, it almost resembles it maybe it comes in different sizes, what are they used for.

Applejack looked at twilight still looking at those metallic cone.

“Twilight what is that thing?” As Applejack scary twilight by accident.

“AHH!”

“Sorry twilight, I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“It’s ok it’s just we don’t know what’s going to happen.”

Applejack looked at the metallic cone that twilight is holding.

“Say twilight, what is that thing your holding.”

“I’m not sure, but whatever it is made of a type of metal, probably brass. It is very similar to the one that those nine creatures are holding maybe it’s important to them or something else.” Said Twilight

“Well whatever it is, we need to be careful if those things kill chrysalis and changelings, we don’t know what can they do.”

“Maybe were looking at it wrong.” Said pinkie pie, Twilight and applejack turned looking at pinky pie, they were questioning what does she meant, pinkie pie continued.

“Maybe were just looking at it wrong, maybe they didn’t attack chrysalis, maybe those nine people are the ones who are trying to stop the creature, I mean you say they came from a portal correct, so maybe they’re trying to stop the creature, I mean look at them, you can even tell they don’t even know where they are, and it looks like they’re expecting something bad to happen.”

Everyone in the group turned and looked at pinkie pie, surprised, shocked and something, Everyone immediately grab the binoculars and looked at the 9 creatures.

The Mercs continue walking towards the town as they looked around they are curious, where is the everyone where are the villagers shouldn’t there be people here.

“Hey guys do you think this village is abandon?” Said scout as he continue looking around.

“I’m not sure, the house is look clean, I don’t think this place is abandon.” Said engineer

“Then where are the villages?” Said spy

Is this got everyone’s attention, some of them are holding their weapons even more thinking this could be an ambush or another attack from marasmus.

All the Mercs went back to back expecting an attack, A lot of them i’m looking around trying to see any sign of movement.

“I don’t like this.”

“None of us do scout.” Said sniper

Everyone stop making noises the town was quiet, The only noise it was making is the wind.

“Whatever these freaks that Rasmusson send against us, I will kill them and rip their heads out.” Said soldier

10 minutes have passed and nothing happened the only thing that does happening are the ponies in twilight castle looking at the Mercs.

“This is boring now, if marasmus is just screwing with us or he found a way to be patient.” Said soldier

This got spy attention, he stop and think about it and then he realize something.

“Oh for god sake‘s we’re literally not expecting nothing, we’re just standing here in the middle of the town, expecting an attack that is not gonna happen.” Said spy

Everyone else is starting to understand and actually realization it’s done. Demo man ran to spy.

“Then what are we supposed to bloody do.”

“I do not know.” Said spy

“Either way it’s very odd that this town is very quiet even though everything is fresh.” Said heavy

Everyone looked at heavy question what is he saying.

“What are you talking about.” Said scout

Heavy raise his hand pointing at the market.

“Look the fruit and vegetables and baked goods, if this town was abandoned then those foods would gone rotten by now.”

“How can you be so sure, those goods could be fake.” Said sniper

“No look closely, the big goods are still steaming they just came out of the oven.”

“So, what does that mean.” Said scout

Everyone started looking around and immediately started noticing all the other goods and the more they looked, the more they starting to see the windows and the sheets moving on their own.

“This village isn't abandon, the villagers are hiding.” Said heavy

“Hiding from what.” Said scout

Engineer stop and think about it and he realized.

“It’s us, we came out of nowhere and these villagers got scared of us, I mean look at us, we are literally carrying weapons, maybe they think we are threat.” Said engineer

Everyone stopped and listen to engineer what he saying, at first some of them didn’t believe it, but yet they did enter in a different world and they are carrying weapons, that could scare a lot of people, so maybe he’s right.

“Then what do you think we should do?” Said sniper

“Well since this place is called Ponyville and maybe it’s like a countryside here, either way maybe they sell horses, so maybe I can just communicate or just talk to them.” Said engineer

Everyone looked at each other and nodded in agreement engineer walked in the middle of town and yelled.

“Hello there everyone, look we know that y’all are hiding, but you don’t need to be a scared of us, I know that some of us are (silence) questionable, but you don’t need to fear of us, we mean you no harm, we’re just a bunch of loss folks here!”

Twilight looked at the nine creatures and decided to fly over there and greet them, her friend told her not to do it, because it could be a bad idea or it could be a trap, but yet either way they did stand still for 10 minutes in the middle of town, they might not be the brightest tools in the shed.

Twilight spread her wings, her heart is pumping, she is nervous and scared, what if they’re not a threat, better make a good impression.

Engineer looked around and see no one literally no one, all the marks looked around also still see no one. Scout grew impatient.

“That’s all, we’re in the middle of town this place could be abandon already, maybe the villages left the the area and left your stuff here.” Said scout

“Scout would you please shut up, give them time.” Said spy

“How can we be sure that they are here, literally one of them has to show up already.” Said scout

Spy grew impatient at scouts ramble, before they start arguing with each other twilight showed up right behind them. Everyone turned around immediately saw twilight.

“That’s it, they don’t show them selves but instead they bring us a pony.” Sniper

“Maybe it’s like a sign of peace, some places around the world does do that.” Said medic

“But why is the pony is purple, I haven’t seen a purple horse before.” Said demoman

“Maybe it’s like a rare horse.” Said engineer

“Or they just could’ve dyed the fur purple.” Said scout

“Either way, we got to show we’re not a threat.” Said engineer

He walked towards twilight and he pet her on the head and he immediately noticed that she has a horn.

“Mmm, maybe you are a type of rare pony.”

Engineer yelled again.

“Ah, thank you for your pony, I hope this means that we’re earn your trust.”

Back at twilight castle her friends immediately got worried thinking that they’re going to take twilight as a pet.

“Oh no, twilight.” Said Rarity

“What should we do.” Said Fluttershy

“I say we stop hiding and save twilight.” Said Rainbow Dash

Starlight put a hooves up, getting everyone’s attention, starlet explains maybe those creatures don’t know why they haven’t seen there kind before.

Twilight is immediately confused, surprised that they don’t see her as a person they see her as an animal, The Mercs still looked around and found pretty much nothing, everyone start questioning why the pony came out of nowhere. Twilight to say just to talk to them.

“Excuse me.”

“Oh great, someone finally came out.” Said scout

Everyone was glad to finally see someone, but when they looked around and found no one, they start questioning where is that girl that talked, Twilight continue talking until they get their attention.

“Um, Hello I am the purple pony here, who’s right behind you.” Said Twilight

Everyone immediately turned around looking at twilight, she continue talking to them and they are frozen and stuck, except for Pyro he’s literally clapping his hands and excitement.

“Now I seen everything.” Said engineer

A minute has passed until soldier broke the silence.

“PONY DEMON!!!”

Soldier grab his rocket launcher and was about to shoot a twilight, until demoman, heavy, sniper and scout tried to restrain him. Spy put his hand in his face and embarrassment.

“Don’t mind him he’s an idiot.” Said spy

“Marasmus think he can beat us with some kind of pony gimmick, well guess what he’s wrong.” Said soldier

“Um, what’s going on?” Said Twilight

“It’s a long story, call me engineer, Nice to meet you.”

Twilight was immediately surprise, she was expecting these people to be hostile, well that guy being restrained maybe hostile, but everyone else they seem nice.

“Ok, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, welcome to Ponyville.”

“Nice to meet you, the big guy over there his name is heavy, The skinny guy is named Scout, The guy with the glasses his name sniper, The guy with the eyepatch is named demoman, The guy in the suit is name spy, The guy in the lab coat his name medic, The guy being restrained is name soldier, and the guy wearing a gas mask his name Pyro, and we are TEAM FORTRESS.”

“Wow so you guys are a team.” Said Twilight

Everyone nodded, twilight continued asking questions about them, engineer is the one who answered them, the first question is what kind of creature are they engineer replied their humans. The entire Mercs started noticing more and more ponies coming out of their homes.

“This is very strange.” Said scout

“Yup.” Said heavy

Twilight an engineer continue talking asking why they’re here, engineer reply they got teleported by an evil wizard. This got twilight attention, she ask the Mercs to come to the castle to talk more. They went to the twilight castle while heavy and sniper are still restraining soldier.

Everyone at twilight castle was relieved that twilight didn’t get hurt, and they’re coming to the castle, so that tells them that they’re not a threat, everyone went back downstairs waiting for twilight to arrive, pinky was the last one she stopped before she left the room, she started twitching her pinkie senses tingling, she tried to look around trying to find anything bad that can happen, but nothing, this is the first time that her Pinkie sense doesn’t show anything, maybe she’s just on edge she she left the room heading back with the others.

“Is something wrong pinky?” Said Fluttershy

“I thought I felt something.” Said pinkie pie

“Well I just hope it isn’t those people twilight bringing in.”

Pinkie stopped, she looked back at the room still wondering what caused her Pinkie sense to go off, whatever it is she’ll be prepared if it does happen.

But she was right something bad is going to happen, next to the window there was a rubber duck with glowing red eyes, the eyes glowed brighter and brighter and then another duck appeared, the two ducks looked at each other and their eyes are glowing more and more, The evil magic that marasmus have brought into this world has now been released, underneath everyone’s noses.