[Knight]
{Me}
"Hey Twilight, i have an idea, let just put the human down." I said as I struggled to escape the purple field of magic surrounding me. In retrospect I probably should've just told her how I lost my hand instead of asking if she had seen any good movies recently. Because now she was dragging (well I guess technically it's hovering) me towards the library with a VERY pissed of look on her face. I stopped struggling and watched Pinkie bouncing along behind us.
[How the fuck does she do it?]
{Don't ask, you'll just hurt my head}
"Now Jake, are you going to tell me how you lost your hand, or am I going to have to interrogate you?"
"Well the interrogation does sound more kinky soooo....." at the mention of this Pinkie immediately tried stop her giggles by covering her mouth while Twilight started blushing furiously.
"Pinkie could you go home I need to speak to Jake. Privately." her words were laced with determination, which honestly scared me a bit.
"Okie dokie lokie! Bye Twilight bye Jakey!" I tried to tell her to get back here and save my ass when my mouth closed, actually it didn't close, but they literally zipped together, almost like they were sealed together with gorilla glue. Twilight marched us into the library's main room and put me down on the couch and then stuck me to it with some sort of binding spell.
"So Jake, what happened to your hand?"
"Mmmmmh mmmh mmmph!" I sounded amazingly like the Pyro. I need a flamethrower, and a axe. Axes are cool.
"Ohh, sorry Jake!" Twilight chortled while my mouth unzipped.
"Could you please never do that again?"
"Could you please stop getting hurt, I mean in one night you lost a hand!" she said, angry and sad at the same time, which
was ...... Confusing to say the least.
"It's not like I was trying to lose a hand!"
"What did you even do?!"
"I was errrr- "
[Tell her you were making bombs!]
{Why would I say that? That would probably piss her off even more!}
"Well I'm waiting" SUDDENLY, scary Twilight face of female rage!
"I was making bombs."
"Why would you be making bombs!?"
"For a holiday" she looked at me skeptically.
"What holiday?"
"All Bombers eve" yeah that sounds real enough
"All Bombers eve huh? What's the history behind that?"
"Uuuhhhh humans like blowing stuff up?" I tried hiding my lie by smiling weakly, but it looked like twilight wasnt buying it.
"If thats the case then I am sure you wouldn't mind helping me write down the history of all Bombers eve, would you?" I huffed in defeat.
"So maybe it wasn't a bomb, but it definetly didn't have anything to do with time travel and cyber-ponies, thats for sure." I smiled pretty convincingly, well in my opinion it was convicning but apparently Twilight didn't agree.
"Thats it!" she snarled while her horn lit up and my vision went black.
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"Hey boss you might want to get up, your girlfriend over there is trying to break into you mind" I sat up and noticed several things, the first being the shadow demon standing over me, who happened to be pointing towards a certain purple unicorn that was blasting away at a vault door. The interior of my mind looked the exacted same as before, which was good, I guess. maybe that mean my mind is becoming stable.
"The day your mind becomes stable I'll find myself a new host!" I glared at him before turning towards Twilight who was still trying to get into my vault of memories.
"Can't we just throw her out or something?"
"Boss, she's inside your head fucking with your memories, if you want to trying and remove the PMS'ing unicorn girl, be my guest."
"I thought demons were supposed to be brave."
"Hey, you tell me how brave you feel facing down the wrath of a female who happens to be a fucking level 100 wizard."
"errr good point." I turned to Twilight
"Hey Twi, how about we stop trying to shatter my fragile psyche?" she either didn't hear me or ingored me. I was a little on edge since she looked a lot like how she had looked during 'Lesson Zero'.
"Right let try somethig else." I cleared my throat
"TWILIGHT! KNIGHT WANTS TO EXPLAIN HIS ENTIRE LIFE TOO YOU IN GREAT DETAIL!!" Knight looked up in alarm while Twilight turned to face him.
"Oh shit..." said knight, and I swear I have never seen a demon run so fast in my life, well hes the only demon ive seen in my life, but thats besides the point, the point is he was a black blur followed by a raging unicorn
.
"I FUCKING HATE YOU JAKE!" I chuckled to myself
"Next time you should try and help me." as the duo ran down one of the many twisting paths in my head I was suddenly hit by the fact that I had just released a demon and crazy unicorn to run rampant in my head.
"Well whats the worst that can happen?" as I said that I felt a sudden chill course through me and I reconsidered what I had just said
"Yeah I should probably stop them from killing each other. or me." I quickly followed the path they had taken and was none too pleased to see scorch marks on the walls
{I am going to have such a headache when I get out of here} I kept going down the hall-way until till I heard someone muttering to themselve.
{Great, maybe Twilight lost him or maybe she's gone insane, either way this should be interesting.} As I rounded the corner I slammed into a black wall that Twilight was desperatley trying to break through.
"Uhhh Twi you feeling better yet?" the "im going to murder your family" smile she gave was not very comforting in the very least, and did not make me feel any better about my decision about finding looking for her.
"NO IM NOT BUCKING OK! My coltfriend won't tell me whats wrong with him, and he's always disappearing and coming back hurt and acting like there nothing I can do to help him!" ouch, I mean techincally she was right but still, ouch.
"Twilight, I just don't want you too get hurt" She literally tackled me and was staring at me an inch away from my face
"Jake, I am the Element of Magic! I have dealt with dragons, Ursa minors, Nightmare Moon, Discord, and on more then one occasion Pinkie Pie, so please, tell me what it is I can't handle?"
"Okay, okay, you win Twilight, Next time something happens that could be dangerous I'll take you with me."she kept glaring at me for a second.
"Pinkie Pie promise?" I went through the motions and she smiled.
"Feel better now?" she nodded
"Well great because I don't" as i said this, her eyes got a sort of half lidded look to them.
"~well don't worry about that Jake, I think i have a idea that will make you very happy~" she said in a sultry voice as the world turned black.
A/N: Sup guys! Sorry the chapter times are random but I just moved onto a army base and I'm about to start my school so I don't know how often I'll be able to write but I'll try to as often as I can! Thanks!