"Pinkie, don't open it!"
Pinkie continued shaking the box. "Whaaaaat? I got this off of Amarezon! This is my new party cannon!"
Twilight watched with absolute dread as Pinkie opened the box. Nothing happened except for a brand-new party cannon being pulled out the top. I'm pretty sure it counts as a firearm. Hey, isn't that illegal to ship like that?
"And now for my next box!" Pinkie kicked the empty box aside.
"WAIT THERE'S ANOTHE--"
Lighting flashed overhead as Pinkie tore the top off Pandora's box, unleashing chaos unseen in many millennia...
The Discord plushie flopped face-first onto the floor.